Auckland : Around The World In 80 Days – Days 18 – 22

Day 18  –  Sunday, April 7  –  Sydney to Auckland

Kia Ora! – How many of you thought about orange juice, not the band, but the expensive, watery stuff that cinema ushers used to drape around their necks. And it was flat.

Qantas Flight QF3, departing from Sydney to Auckland was on time at 09.10. This necessitated a suitably early rise. Hector had partied a bit yesterday but was in good fettle. The clocks went back in the small hours, an extra hour.

In the aftermath of the recent flooding, and ongoing drivers’ shortage, trains to Kingsford Smith International were not looking reliable. A quickly arranged Über wheeched us to the Airport.

A three hour flight and forwarding clocks by two hours, had us touch down on schedule for 14.10. Three hours, no time at all after the two long legs to Australia. Hector got some more writing done:

Can you ask the pilot to circle for another couple of hours please?

Hector’s first views of New Zealand, Marg was here back in 1996.

Alison, university chum of Marg’s, was waiting to greet. Alison has not appeared in these pages previously, but has in Curry-Heute when Hector cooked a – Korma. A supermarket was visited en route to Greenhithe. Bridges were crossed, the Auckland Harbour waterfront was on the horizon.

Alison’s husband Steve was introduced, and in time the three grown up weans. As we settled in, so the slippers made an appearance. Alison prepared dinner: New Zealand Lamb.

The aromas whilst Alison cooked were amazing. I could smell burning pepper/spices and hear lots of sizzling.

When one arrives in a new land and in a strange setting, one does not whip out the camera to photograph the dinner. One eats, appreciatively. This Lamb was wonderful.

Big chunks, bigger, and regular in shape, had been cooked in Ras El Hanout, Moroccan Spice. Thereafter the pieces were rolled in Dukkah Herb Mix. Dukkah, I had never heard of it, a wonderful blend that will make an appearance in Blighty, one day.

No Bier today, some red wine was the substitute.

A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines – said Eric Idle in a Monty Python sketch once upon a time. This wine was from New Zealand, I know, I picked it. Way better than a Coq du Rod Laver.

The calendar.  Every year, Hector makes a calendar of Marg and Hector’s trips.  On has been posted to Auckland since the inception of this ritual.  It was good to see – April – as it will be bypassed back home. Note the attire.

Stories were told, people faded, not the Hector. All day and all evening the Old Firm match was in the back of the mind. A 23.00 kick-off local time. Loosing a goal in the first minute was not a good start. Disaster loomed, a draw was snatched. We wuz robbed, as usual.


Day 19 – Monday, April 8

Everyone was up earlier than Hector, it had ben a late night. Self respect remained in place after securing the draw. Marg was in the pool, as one would predict. How cold was the water? No idea, didn’t even test it.

Alison took us to her favourite eatery for brunch. Willow Cafe have their own buttons on the menu pads to cater for Alison’s dietary restrictions. Hector saw – chowder – and was not passing up the opperchancity. Marg had a salad variant. Yes, I shall probably show every meal eaten out that is, for the duration of this trip. An important part of every day. And since I list every venue, the reader can see where it was had. Bier-Traveller, note the name, that’s the model.

Alison was keen to give us the grand tour.

Long Bay Regional Park incorporated a beach walk, and an introduction to the Pukeko Bird, varied quality of photos.

Paddling, aye right.

Rangitoto Island would be visible throughout the drive. A volcano, not expected to erupt again. However, Hector is in town. History suggests that if it will erupt again, April 29 will be the day.

Brown’s Bay was next. There was a stop-off at The Stoned Cow for drinks. How orange is that Fanta? As a student of some things – orange – Belgian Fanta is my favourite, pale and tastier. Why it varies from country to country puzzles. Have never seen the original Deutsche Fanta, but then, would I drink it? The décor at The Stoned Crow was suitably royalist. The venue is due to rebrand itself, as a republican venue?

SIM Cards, we had been in New Zealand for twenty four hours and were still dependent on Wi-Fi. Alison took us to the Westfield shopping centre, there the chap at One.NZ had two SIMs working in our respective phones in minutes. That should do us.

Alison a Naturopath, took us to her place of practice. Suddenly the Hector felt a prick in his thumb, a microscopic study then followed. There should be enough blood in Hector’s Bier-stream to last the trip.

Alison and Steve were treating Marg and Hector to the full SkyCity experience.  You cannot see the tower from the tower!

On arrival in the car park beneath the tower, we took the elevator up to the ground-floor then the escalator back down to the basement. From there, a dedicated elevator took us to the viewing level. On the ground floor, another dedicated elevator took us up to Orbit 360º Dining, a revolving restaurant on Level 52. There was an apron around the windows such that sitting there was not an issue, no acrophobia.

In the dusk then darkness, the ever-changing view of Auckland created as sense of familiarity. I could just about work out which direction was Greenhithe. I couldn’t see any breweries from up here.

A pukka dinner, too posh to take photies. Venison was both Marg and Hector’s choice for the main course. The staff double then treble checked with Alison that they weren’t going to poison here.

Here was a Bier, #1 Bier in New Zealand.

Hazed & Confused (Emerson’s Brewery, Dunedin, New Zealand) a 5.8%, suitably hazy IPA, was – OK, but how could one resists the name? Not quite an NEIPA, certainly more than a IPA. No sweetness, no nasty aftertaste – OK. No hops disclosed. Dunedin lies in the future, I may get the opperchancity to have this, or similar, at source.

Is the kitchen closed? – was raised at one point. No, it has just gone away. Oh, now is a good time to visit the facilities. The seating area rotated around the central hub. A new experience, and I hate to think what our entire night out costs. Thanks, Alison.

Restaurant, eatery and cafe visited today:

Orbit 360º Dining – Level 52 Sky Tower, 72-78 Victoria Street West, Auckland 1010

Willow Cafe – 42 Tawa Drive, Albany, Auckland 0632

The Stoned Cow – 22 Beach Front Lane, Browns Bay, Auckland 0630


Day 20 – Tuesday, April 9

Today was a big day for Hector and Marg in Auckland. We were meeting with former colleagues, not seen for yonks. Originally, we were due to meet both Darryn and Charlie at 19.00, however, Charlie said he was free earlier than this, he could join us for Curry. As they don’t know each other this proved to be a better plan.

Hector had a relaxed morning, Marg and Alison were way more energetic. After two days in New Zealand, Hector was due a more normal day. The irony, none of the places visited today were in the city centre. Mount Roskill for Curry, and Mount Eden for Bier, are south of the city centre.

We set out, with Alison at the wheel once again, for our 14.00 Curry rendezvous at Des Traditions. The Lamb Karahi Platter was wonderful.

It is twenty three years since we last saw Charlie. Had he changed? Dramatically! If the restaurant hadn’t been empty, we may well have done the double take. Hector and Marg have not changed at all.

With the reunion going well, we set Alison free and Charlie drove us the short hop to Mount Eden for Brother’s Brewery. As we got near, he pointed out Galbraith’s Alehouse, a place he knew very well.

With Darryn due here at 19.00, this was going to be a long shift, better take it easy.

Gamma Daydream Fresh Hop Hazy IPA at 6.3% was the starter, a good session abv. NEIPA by definition, this was suitably mellow with the Motueka and Waimea hops coming through. Nothing overwhelming.

Wax On, Wax Off at 6.5%, another NEIPA, but not as tasty. There was an initial astringency here which did not sit well. It did settle, but Gamma Daydream won this contest. No hop list for Wax On, Wax Off was forthcoming, a pity when this cannot be disclosed, and/or the staff don’t know either.

Once Charlie had consumed his legal quota, it was time for him to head. Amazing to meet up again after all this time. I must mention that I did take him to Bayern during his year in Helensburgh.

Drinking Gamma Daydream for another five hours or so wasn’t on. With Churly’s a twenty minute walk away, this would provide a break.

Churly’s Brewpub & Eatery houses Behemoth Brewing, who knows why they need two names. Marg sorted a table in the large, spartan, seating area. There was plenty of choice on the board. Hector would stick to – the style of the moment.

Bract is an experimental NZ hop, so Baby Got Bract at 5.5% had to be tried. This NEIPA was among the haziest ever encountered. At 5.5%, still a bit thin for the abv. The slight pungency was a concern. Another type of hop in there might have improved this Bier. As a single hop Bier, not so wonderful.

I calculated that there was time for a quiche at Galbraith’s Alehouse if I got a move on. Our route to Galbraith’s took us past Brothers, so why did we miss this more direct way earlier?

Galbraith’s Alehouse is quite a magnificent building both inside and out. A traditional bar, the fittings here must go back many decades. This was quite a step up from the typical brewery tap. And Bier is brewed here, Germanic and T.E.A., Hector was till after NEIPA.

Hazy Davey a 5.5% NEIPA was the only Bier – in the style. Gold, hazy muddy, not the best appearance. Dry, bitter tasting, not a Bier I would rush back to drink.

I did establish that this Bier was brewed with US hops, and these change every time Hazy Davey is brewed. So, how is it still the same Bier?

We arrived back at Brothers bang on 19.00. Darryn was sitting in one of the outhouses, despite the passing of thirty two years, recognition was instant. 32 years ago, Darryn had just graduated when he spent his year in Helensburgh, now he was approaching retirement. Contact with the school all this time confirms the importance of his time in Scotland.

Then and now.  This was one of the first Helensburgh 10k runs.

There was Bier, Darryn ordered food. Hector continued with Gamma Daydream, Darryn was having something clear and stronger, one sip and the rest of the night changed.

Fear and Loathing in Mt Eden at 7.2%, an AIPA, was yellow, clear, apart from a chill haze, and as dry as… imagine Green Devil (Oakham, Peterborough, England) on steroids.

Maybe I needed a break from Kiwi NEIPA?

After two days of near temperance, this was quite a night, and there was the afternoon before it.

Meeting up with people for just a few hours, very strange, but worth every minute. Meeting Charlie and Darryn separately was definitely the better idea.

There was the small matter of returning to Greenhithe. Unsurprisingly, in a city lacking public transport, taxis are aplenty. Our first New Zealand Über.

Breweries and restaurant visited today:

Brothers Brewery  –  5 Akiraho Street, Mount Eden, Auckland 1024

Churly’s Brewpub & Eatery  –  1A Charles Street, Mount Eden, Auckland 1024

Galbraith’s Alehouse  –  2 Mount Eden Road, Eden Terrace, Auckland 1023

Des Traditions  –  54 Stoddard Road, Mount Roskill, Auckland 1041


Day  21 – Wednesday, April 10

Another relaxing morning for Hector, and sleeping through the night is becoming the norm once more after many nights of interrupted sleep. After three days of being driven around Auckland and its environs, the right foot is showing signs of recovery.

Alison cooked me eggs, fried, not poached as originally offered. Wet Eggs, ugh.

This afternoon, a trip to Sea Life, featuring the World’s first curved tunnel through the tank containing the exhibits. There was much celebration of Kelly Tarlton who conceived the curved acrylic shaping. Hopefully no repeat of the AquaDom Hotel (Berlin) catastrophe any time soon.

The live Sea Life exhibits were preceded by an impressive feature on the huts as used by Capt. Scott – of The Antarctic. Rather than fill these pages with multiple photos, a stand alone link has been created for those who wish to marvel at them.

The Penguins were behind glass which kept fogging up, this made photography difficult. The fish wouldn’t stay put either. At least there are some fun photos of the visitors.

From Sea Life we could see across the bay to Downtown Auckland. Still haven’t set foot in it.

Alison then drove us to Mission Bay. Ritual photos completed,we visited the Kapiti Cafe for an ice-cream. There was a hockey connection with the chap who ran it. Introductions.

Somewhat frustratingly, Hector was outside Good George Brewing Crafthouse and had no chance of investigating. On the adjacent corner was De Fontein, a Belgian Beer Cafe. It was not to be.

Bier of sorts was promised for this evening.

Hector was dropped back at Greenhithe, Marg accompanied Alison on a visit to her daughter. After weeks of eating out, Sunday night excepted, home-cooking was something we now craved. Marg offered my services, Spag Bol was to be tonight’s meal, Hector le Chef.

Cooking on a ceramic hob, a la Carnoustie, is damnable. I managed not to burn the mince. Alison has a spectacular Herb drawer, everything went in, except the wonderful Dukkah.

People appeared out of the woodwork for dinner. There was more than enough Bolognaise, but limited – gluten-free spaghetti.

Dinner had to be over by 19.00, there was Big Night ahead.

When we put out our feelers to meet up with Kiwis who had worked with us in bygone days, we did not expect to discover that Louise, who taught English with us for some years, was in New Zealand. Not only was she an Auckland resident, she lives in Greenhithe.

The Malt at 19.30, was the rendezvous. I was warned not to expect Bier of any quality.  Alison drove the short distance t’pub, it were stowed, peeps mostly having dinner.

The Bier choice was way better than I was led to beleive and included a – Hazy:

Rat Rod (Panhead Custom Ales, Upper Hutt, New Zealand) a 6.5% NEIPA turned out to be pretty decent. Amarillo, Ekuanot Mosaic and Simcoe hops were present. This was a candidate for Best Bier had in NZ to date. Not that there have been many.

Louise arrived a few minutes after 19.30, twenty eight years since we last met, some people do not change. It was as if another – Fridge Night – had just resumed.

Alison had to listen to conversations about people she had never met. Again, this reinforced how right it was last night with Charlie and Darryn to meet separately. Amazing how the time flies, The Malt was empty by 21.00, signs of closing despite the advertised opening times. Do any New Zealanders stay up after 22.00?

Bar and cafe visited today:

The Malt – 10 Greenhithe Road, Greenhithe, Auckland 0632

Kapiti at Mission Bay – 61 Tamaki Drive, Mission Bay, Auckland 1071


Day 22 – Thursday, April 11

Today we moved south to Pukekohe in the south of Auckland. Simon was in Helensburgh 1995-96, in the era of Louise. In Helensburgh, Simon was accompanied on occasion by Andrea, his soon to be wife. On hearing that we were coming to Auckland, Simon insisted we come and spend the night at Pukekohe. He offered to drive up to Greenhithe to collect us this afternoon, and more importantly, drop us at Auckland Airport tomorrow afternoon. Eventually it was agreed that Alison would drive us south to Pukekohe.

There was a brunch stop afore, back to the Willow Cafe. Having enjoyed Alison’s fried eggs on toast so much yesterday, I risked a repetition. Poached but dry, not the end of the World.

We were to meet Simon at his place of employment, Pukekohe Hill School. A mere five minutes in a school and Hector found himself in the Headmaster’s study. Those who recognise the memorabilia on display will recognise the significance Unbelievably, Simon told us of Kevin, the son of another long term colleague, who is also in Pukekohe as the coach of the local football club. Poor Kevin was in an A’ Level class of two with Lindsey, the most talented pupil the Hector ever taught. We both learned a lot that year.

Alison stayed for the grand tour, she doesn’t miss teaching either. The play areas outside were extensive. Nine years retired, almost, and risk assessment kicked in. The number of sharp corners and edges. What me worry?

Farewell to Alison, for a fortnight, Simon took us to his home, Andrea arrived later. Introductions to the grown up offspring.

En route, Simon pointed out the racecourse, soon not to be. The motor racing section has already been abandoned. Simon showed us his vintage VW Beetle, his pride and joy, also a restored caravan. He was busy through Lockdown.

Simon was on the main cooking duty, Andrea had to take #1-born to the Airport a flight to Wellington. So tomorrow.

Roast New Zealand Lamb, cooked with inserted Garlic and Thyme as the Hector was taught also. Again, minimal photography, one cannot, truly. Broccoli and potatoes featured, along with onions, major crops in this part of New Zealand. It ain’t all sheep then, come to think of it, the dinner plate is the only place I have seen New Zealand Lamb so far. There’s time.

Simon had a box of Hazy Bier chilled for Hector’s enjoyment, he wasn’t expecting the appraisal. How did he know? And so notes were taken.

All were from Behemoth Brewing Company (St. Eden, Auckland, New Zealand) visited two days back – Churly’s. I worked my way up the abv.

Adulting, a 4.5% Session Hazy IPA, had a partial haze but gave off astringency. Riwaka, Mosaic and Idaho 7 were present. Not a bad start.

Brain Smiles at 5.4% , a Hazy Pale Ale, dark gold, this time with a full haze. A smoother mouthfeel, but lacking the hoped for tropical juiciness. With Mosaic and Citra, one could have hoped for more here.  And yes, I made a new friend.

Something Hazy at 5.9%, a Hazy IPA with the full on milkshake haze, but a darker gold. This time: Citra, Mosaic, El Dorado and Galaxy hops were in the mix. Three CANs, there was nothing markedly different between either. Maybe the first was closer to yesterday’s Baby got Bract.

Early to bed, people have work in the morning. This appears to be the New Zealand way.

05.00 rising? They’ve got to be kidding.

Cafe visited today:

Willow Cafe – 42 Tawa Drive, Albany, Auckland 0632


Day 23 – Friday, April 12  Auckland – Wellington

Simon and Andrea went off to work, early. Theirs was a half day before the start of the holidays. What’s a holiday? We were left with Simon’s car. There was a suggestion that we drive to the west coast before meeting up with Simon who would take us to the airport for our 15.00 flight.

Our old acquaintance, the rain, was back. There was no point going to the beach. Instead, Hector had his first New Zealand pie.

It were awright.

Cafe visited this morning:

Crown Bakery & Coffee – 132 Manukau Road, Pukekohe 2120

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Day 12 – Monday, April 1st

The Qantas flight from Brisbane down to Sydney felt decidedly short at under two hours. We did have to put our clocks forward as New South Wales operates in a different time zone from Queensland, which is directly due north. Time zones are usually determined by longitude, not latitude, but maybe length of day is sufficiently different in Sydney to justify this.

Our approach took us over Botany Bay, I’ve heard of that. With onboard WiFi, I was able to track one’s location.

Arriving in the Domestic Terminal meant progress through Sydney Airport was uncomplicated. We followed the signs for the train – T – and – T8 – the regular service took us to Wynyard passing though Circular Quay. We had our first glimpse of both the Opera House and Sydney Harbour Bridge.

Sydney, tick. We could have just gone back to the airport, but six days is the allocated stopover, one day more than most major cities can justify. With nobody to meet in Sydney, well maybe one chap, Marg had her agenda, Hector had his, compromise required. Who mentioned the zoo?

Ibis Barangaroo is just downhill from Wynyard towards Darling Harbour we would discover when we found the right exit from the station. Floor seven, the top floor again. I suppose the length of stay guarantees a high floor.

The sun was shining, the temperature mid 20s but Hector was still in shoes, the right foot.  The Bridge and Opera House could wait for tomorrow.  We headed down to Darling Harbour. A Big Blue Sky welcome, this felt like the place to be, thanks to Ryno for picking this Ibis from the three I proposed.

4 Pines Brewing, or one of their now seemingly ubiquitous brewpubs, was found with no effort, later. We weren’t even halfway round the Harbour when Marg declared it was time for Ice Cream.

The girls at Love Bomb Candy, behind the artwork at Cockle Wharf, were numerous, hence underemployed. Modest Ice Creams set us up for the rest of the Bay walk. Madame Tussaud’s, a Sea Life centre, Hector could sense the days in Sydney taking on a predictable path. Still no idea where the zoo is.

On the far side of Darling Harbour was a Sofitel and a decidedly more glamorous Ibis than ours. Kerching! – saved. The Aussies had a submarine, and a warship. The sailing ship reminded me of The Carrick which was berthed on the Clyde for decades between sinking and re-floating, once or twice.

A passing couple more or less insisted they take our photo with the Darling Harbour vista.

They just happened to be here on their own yacht, I suppose I would be telling everyone too.

The Australian flag must have know the date and was determined to fly the wrong way today.

The pedestrian bridge took us back across the bay and gave us height as we entered the city proper. The bridge would also give Marg a flat running route in the coming days.

The main city streets were congested, with people on foot. Always on the look out for something – oldThe Victoria Building – looked to be a fine piece of architecture.

Town Hall was nothing special, the church-like building hidden behind the trees was left for another day. Chinatown lay to the south, after Chinatown-Singapore this had to be investigated.

The covered market contains a – Paddy’s Market. Chinatown as such is minimal and lies across the street. The foremost Hunan restaurant in the area was closed, Easter Monday. There was a fallback – Spice Paradise. Such was the impact made by the food served here, this Hunan restaurant deserves its own page in Bier-Traveller, only the second restaurant to achieve this status, the other being Brandy Ho’s in San Francisco, also Hunan.

This was the Spiciest food the Hector has ever encountered and eaten. Totally destroyed, there had to be pints of, anything. Sydney Brewery was a few minutes away, in Surry Hills. This was found to be an hotel, and was closed, Easter Monday. How can a hotel bar be closed for a religious holiday?

A few blocks north and back in the direction of home lies Surry Hills Hotel. A hotel bar, sports bar, a watering hole.

With no Bier of note and desperation being the situation, the Hector did not panic.

Cider, Bulmers, it disappeared as did the second. Marg was on the phone to somebody and failed to notice the short lived first pint.

Ryno had mentioned The Bavarian, a chain of bars serving Deutsche-Bier in which he had spent his formative years. This was tracked down, or up, in a mini-mall. Closed, Easter Monday.

Opposite lay Sydney Cidery which turned out to be another tap for Sydney Brewery. Hector would have his first Bier in Sydney and from Sydney Brewery.

Newfangled at 6.2%, a Hazy IPA / NEIPA was gold, hazy but lacked the hoped for hop flavours. Instead there was a sharpness associated with the West Coast.

Methinks too many breweries are jumping on the bandwagon, they need to be seen to have a NEIPA and so fudge it.

Sydney Cidery itself was a grand, flashy joint, again a hotel appeared to be incorporated, or was that the other way around?

Darling Harbour by night, we had to see it. And so we strolled up the east side back towards our hotel. Sporting Globe x4 Pines was open, oh no it wasn’t. Closing early, Easter Monday. Stop advertising yourself as being open when you’re not – I advised the bar person.

Next door at Henley’s, the same story. Just give me a Bier.

Bungalow 8 was playing ball. Despite a Bier sent all the way across the planet to annoy me, or had it been brewed locally, there was honourable Bier to be had. Having walked out of the James Squire brewpub in Brisbane, here was the same Bier.

150 Lashes at 4.2%, a Premium Pale Ale, was yellow with a slight haze. Thin and with no distinctive hops one assumes the Amarillo and Galaxy had just been waved over the glass.

Two Mainstream breweries, Hector needs to find better. Tomorrow, and Curry should start the day.

Breweries, brewery tap, restaurant and cafe visited:

Sydney Cidery – 389 Pitt St., Sydney NSW

Surry Hills Hotel – 198 Elisabeth Street, Sydney NSW 2000

Bungalow 8 – 3 Lime St., Sydney NSW, 2000

Spice Paradise – Shop 4/203-209 Thomas St., Haymarket, Sydney NSW 2000

Love Bomb Candy – Shop 104/105 Cockle Bay Wharf, Sydney NSW 2000


Day 13 – Tuesday, April 2nd

Marg had already captured photos of a famous bridge by the time Hector rose from slumber #2. This was not Hector’s #1 priority for the day, Curry at Lal Qila, a matter of metres from Ibis Barangaroo, was foremost in the mind.

Lal Qila was open as advertised but was only offering Buffet at lunchtime. Having verified the menu with Mein Host, we promised to return later. This meant some sort of snack was required.

Marg’s choice turned out to be more Takeaway than sit in. With the majority of seats outside and the rain not far away, we needed another venue. Bottega Coco was decidedly more salubrious.

In for a penny, on seeing the ridiculous white chocolate cake, it had to be. To share, still the most expensive individual cake the Hector has ever purchased. One labours the point such that these moments are recorded for evermore.

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With hot and cold running waitresses, we were well looked after. Sparkling water, coffee and comfort. The heavens decided to participate their surplus moisture, weeze weren’t going anywhere soon. At an adjacent table there was much noise and hilarity, they were on the wine, a bit early surely? Hector checked out the Bier taps, bog standard.

It was finally safe to begin the day’s trek, no more rain forecast. Marg pointed out the open air cinema where people were expected to lie on double beds. Maybe in the height of summer.

This area reminded me of Bradford’s Forster Square. There was a vast open space, with enough dereliction to suggest it had once been a major railway terminal. Tell me otherwise. As we rounded the corner separating the bays, Barangaroo Reserve gave way to The Rocks as Sydney’s most famous locus is identified.

There was a photo frenzy, Marg engaged a passing Japanese chap, not the best photographer in the World. What happened to the generation of Japanese who had cameras permanently around their necks and snapped everything? Ah, so!

Let’s face it, if you’ve been to Newcastle upon Tyne, you’ve already seen the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

OK, Sydney’s is longer, higher, and has probably been photographed more.

Circular Quay is rectangular, still, this is the focal point of tourism, Bridge to the west, Opera House to the right, as one looks out to sea. The giant liner would depart, and soon be replaced by another. One wonders where they go?

The skyline looking landwards towards Circular Quay is dramatic, more photos required.

At the head of the quay was a name the Hector recognised: James Squire, so not just a Brisbane-based microbrewery then.

Having walked out of the Brisbane outlet, a second chance was mooted, especially having had 150 Lashes last night. Ginger Beer for Marg, Hector studied the form.

Hoppy Daze, a Hazy Pale Ale, at 5.6% was asked for, Hop Thief, an APA, at 5.8% was poured. Who wasn’t paying attention? On another day I would have taken the wrong Bier, not the end of the World. Sod it, I’m having what I want!

Lesson, Daze does not equal Haze. This was little more than an ice-cold Lager with a bit more Malt.

But look at the view!

We headed south into the heart of Sydney. Navigating here is not a problem, the streets go the right way, no offset angles a la Brisbane. The Sun at noon is to the north. Still getting used to this.

On passing a mock-up of an opal mine, I had to stop. Father brought an opal back from Australia for Mother in the 1950s. Marg has inherited this pro tem. Arthritis restricted Father’s hand movements in later life. He found that gem tumbling was one hobby he could embrace. Father’s final years were spent in Australia, married to the gal he had met before Mother. Hector’s heritage takes on a new twist. Can I apply for Australian citizenship?

Lal Qila was both welcoming and wonderful. To find Curry of this quality here in Sydney was comforting and reinforced that truly authentic IndoPak Cuisine is way better than the Mainstream.

The rain was back. Is this how this trip is going to unfold? Hotel Sweeney’s was the next venue.

Untappd revealed that the Rooftop Bar at Hotel Sweeney’s had Craft Beer. Not only that, a choice of NEIPAs!

A hotel bar, as with yesterday’s Surry Hills Hotel, is this a throwback to the – six o’clock swill? What was the point of opening a pub if it had to close at 18.00 each day? Hotels could accommodate this.

The ground floor at Sweeney’s is a Sports Bar. The first floor has a restaurant, the second a pool table and seating. It is quite a climb to the roof. Marg was leading the way, twice she stopped. Can you see the sky yet?

Dwarfed by surrounding buildings, the view was somewhat restricted, but we witnessed the sunset. Marg took seats at the end of a high table. There was cover, just. Hopefully the adjacent chaps would not set fire to anything that comes in small packets. Nicotine has been distinctly absent on this trip, to date.

The girls behind the bar were pouring Bier with great enthusiasm. It was the chap who highlighted the style the Hector sought. In the end, two from White Bay Beer Co., Rozelle, were the choices. Rozelle is a western suburb of Sydney.

Ta Da at 6.9% is a classic Hazy IPA / NEIPA with a full haze. Mosaic, Strata and Nelson Sauvin hops featured. With the required tropical juiciness, this is what we want.

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The Aussies are loud. Why sit up here listening to this cacophony? Marg went down to the ground floor bar, Hector followed with the second Bier.

On Middle Earth, another NEIPA at 6.2% had a slight tartness after Ta Da. Nectaron, Superdilic and Nelson Sauvin hops provided the pedigree. With the full haze, this was a decent Bier regardless.

The ground floor had fewer customers, chaps drinking the bog standard, but they were loud too. Time to move on.

Darling Harbour had to be functioning as normal tonight, surely? 4 Pines, it keeps being mentioned, never open, finally, Hector had his 4 Pines Bier.

The Sporting Globe x 4 Pines is one of who knows how many brewing sites with this moniker?

Hazy Pale Ale at 6.0% featured Nectaron and Idaho 7 hops. Despite the haze, this yellow Bier was way too thin, again a slight tartness, but otherwise, fine.

A four Bier day, comfortable. Time to return to the Ibis and claim a spot in the lobby where words such as these can be recorded.

Breweries, and restaurants visited:

The Sporting Globe x 4 Pines – 22 , Sydney, NSW 2000

James Squire Brewery- The Squire’s Landing – Northern end of the Overseas Passenger Terminal, Circular Quay W, The Rocks, Sydney NSW 2000

Rooftop Bar, Hotel Sweeney’s – 236 Clarence St, Sydney NSW 2000

Bottega Coco – Shop 1 T3.01/300 Barangaroo Ave, Barangaroo, Sydney NSW 2000

Lal Qila Darling Harbour – 30 Lime St, Darling Harbour, Sydney NSW 2000


Day 14 – Wednesday, April 3rd

Having done Sydney yesterday, we were in the hands of the advisers. Caroline, the niece, had planted Manly in Marg’s mind. Manly, a beach, way more cool than visiting Bondi, we were told. As surfing was not an issue, who…

Blue Mountains, the agreed destination for tomorrow. Zoo on Saturday. On Friday, Hector will be permitted to visit One Drop Brewing as recommended by Julia. Remember Julia? Not doing so well on the Sydney brewing front then.

Booking a local excursion online, too many bad experiences: buses not turning up at the agreed spot etc. I located some travel agents, we looked at two. The first was all about Japanese freight, the other wholesale. At least we got to ride twenty floors up in elevators to confirm this.

York Street, the main north-south thoroughfare – let’s trust to luck.

A chap in an airline office told us to book our Blue Mountains trip at the Tourist Information at Circular Quay, simples.

Let’s have breakfast at Circular Quay – suggested Hector.

That went down well.

Having sussed the north-south Trams terminate there:

Let’s jump on a Tram at Wynyard.

And so we did, but where do you tap on/off?

I asked a couple – before you get on!

Marg, we’re off next stop!

I hope this is the clarity that Bier-Traveller offers. Nowhere in my research were poles with tiny machines mentioned.  Oh, and the Trams are called – Light Rail.

We managed to jump off, tap on, and with Marg’s holding the door get back on the same Tram.

The Hector is still slow from a standing start, the right foot.

At the Tourist Information, the queue was but a handful when we joined it, a mile long when we had finished. Why was my new Australian phone number not being recognised? Spam callers are finding me no problem.

Doris sold us two tickets for Blue Mountains, @£100.00 each. We could have taken the train for much less, but why fanny about with entrance fees etc.? A good guide can make the difference.

Frühstuck!

You choose.

The best advice and get out of gaol card, if it goes tits up then it’s not my fault.

Circular Quay is there a more expensive breakfast spot in Sydney?

Rossini At The Quay – the menu looked OK. Marg had her usual yoghurt and granola. Hector ordered – pork sausages with eggs. Poached eggs arrived. Hector never orders poached eggs. They were dry, not the dripping wet poached eggs served to me in the formative years. My first poached egg since York, at Betty’s. That was on top of Kedgeree, yum.

Sparkling Water? The chap who served hadn’t a clue, or much English. His boss had to step in, the customary Italian gestures accompanied. Mama, mia.

Manly, Ferry #1, tap on with the credit card, tap off, simples. Why are cities still using Oyster equivalents?

Hector and a boat, not a good combination. The sea was calm, and there was a distraction or two.

Oh, it’s Sydney, again.

There was the occasional reminder of what might have been: Australian coastal defense positions. But for Midway, the Japanese would have been here and the rest of history gone, as we know it. The Chinese are playing the long game.

Manly wasn’t far, just as well, and the sea was calm. Why were we going to Manly? A beach? After Berlin’sSea Life – last year, no way was Hector ever setting more than a toe in the Pacific.

Manly Wharf, to the left or to the right?

With buildings to the right, Hector led Marg to the left. A coastline walk as it turned out cutting through a restaurant. But not before Marg insisted on a – selfie. Hector subsequently produced a tripod. Compare, contrast.

Manly Waterworks, why did I feel compelled to send this photo to Nigel (Staggs, Musselburgh)?

Watch out! Penguins about – was posted all along the pathway. The penguins must have been on vacation, no not one.

In the year 2000, Hector put a toe in the Pacific at Venice Beach, Los Angeles. Today, a finger in the South Pacific. Cold water, Bali-hai!

At the agreed terminus of this walk there was a photo opperchancity. Time to prove that a camera still reigns supreme over a phone when zooming. The Lumix wins.

The alternative direction, to the one we had taken, took us through the main drag towards the beach on the far side, of what must have been a peninsula.

A long sandy beach, reminiscent of Agadir on December 25. Before the next trek there had to be liquid. 25ºC, still early in the day, sparkling water.

We had passed New Brighton Hotel, Taproom caught the eye. No Bier of interest, maybe just as well. The grand colonial style building had peeps on terraces above us.

A pint and a half of sparkling water please, no ice.

Will soda do?

No money changed hands. My sort of place. ‘Spoons in Manly?

We walked a good kilometre along the waterfront. I shall not dwell on the number of schools who had their girlies playing volleyball on the beach. Hector, the professional-still. Jack MacLean would have had weeks’ worth of material.

Ice Cream, it was time. At the far end of civilisation there was nothing. Has nobody read the work of – Hotelling’s The Engines of Our Ingenuity? This was a classic example of missed opperchancity.

We walked all the way back to Manly-proper. Ben & Jerry’s, really?

This is when today becomes interesting. The aforementioned chap at Aether Brewing (Brisbane) had given a short list of breweries worth visiting. From central Sydney to Brookvale looked like a complicated journey. There is a significant cluster of breweries in this suburb. Our new locus offered a new dimension. The recommended Broken Bay Brewing opened at 16.00. Too long to hang about. Aha! Bucketty’s opened at 15.00, better. I shall admit that Bucketty’s name was the initial attraction, and the promise of a NEIPA swung it.

A busy Bus 199 took us from the wharf bus station to Pittwater Rd after Harbord Rd. From there it was a few minutes to Bucketty’s.

What a place. Larger than many a micro, there was ample seating area. The promised NEIPA was available.

I was almost apologetic when I informed the serving Doris that this was but a stepping stone to Broken Bay.

Joe 2.0 at 7.1% was a bigger than expected start to the day’s Bier drinking. Whilst the hops could not be discovered, I suspect all the right ones were there. This was a decent NEIPA.

The step count was enhanced as we headed to Broken Bay. The entrance was a bit back from the road. Loads of seating outside for those who like that sort of thing. Hector was happy to find the place empty bar save two chaps engrossed at a table. The lady serving poured the Double Hop NEIPA at 6.4%. This was totally – in the style.

Featuring Citra, Galaxy, and Mosaic hops, this was truly enjoyable Bier, why was I leaving? Our stay was extended when one of the two chaps came over to check on our enjoyment. Brenton, the Brewer, accepted a Bier-Traveller Calling Card – well it is in tiny writing on the back of the Curry-Heute – Calling Card.

Bier aside, this turned into a memorable visit. Brenton, the Brewer, spent a considerable time with us, talking – Bier. This is when Marg’s encyclopaedic knowledge of all the Breweries in all the World pays dividends. Marg can talk, at length about Bamberg, München, Köln. Marg famously had a litre in the Hofbräuhaus courtesy of Reinhold, the band leader. She even drank it. Marg has many a tale to tell. Hector got a few words in.

Brenton told of the barrel recycling system which is in operation. They don’t know where the barrels have been, or what has been in them. Even after the customary cleaning one Bier batch was ruined, contaminated by the dreaded – Brett. This cemented our contempt for this horrendous yeast infection.

Leaving was a case of tearing oneself away, The McVittie Arms could well have been declared. Brookvale, we were in the sticks and yet we had only scratched the surface We headed up the hill to catch the bus back to Manly Wharf. B1, the direct bus running from Mona Vale to Wynyard passed us, no need for the ferry then. For once it’s quicker by the frequent boat.

Mona Vale, this is where the Jon of Crawley resides, except he is abroad presently.

As the sun set we passed Sydney’s major landmarks, again. Of course there was more photos.

Back on dry land it was time for dinner. Harts Pub had been recommended, it was a few minutes walk from Circular Quay and uphill.

Harts Pub was like entering a time machine. One can state with confidence that this place has not changed in decades. Bier & Fud – was sorted. Via the QR code, Marg had a sensible portion of Fish & Chips, Hector ordered the – smaller – portion of Chicken Wings.

Death by Chicken.

The Bier was a Hazy Pale Ale at 5.0% from Six String Brewing, Erina, NSW.

A NEIPA according to Untappd, this had the full milkshake haze and featured Cashmere, El Dorado and Nelson Sauvin hops. A pleasant, smooth Bier, but a bit of a comedown from Broken Bay.

We walked back to the Ibis, it had been a long day. 19581 steps today, did I mention the sore right foot?

Breweries, Restaurant, Bar and Cafe visited today:

Bucketty’s Brewing Co., 26 Orchard Rd., Brookvale, Sydney NSW 2100

Broken Bay Brewing Co., 218 Harbord Rd., Brookvale, Sydney NSW 2100

Harts Pub – Essex St. & Gloucester St., The Rocks, Sydney NSW

Rossini At The Quay – Alfred St., Sydney NSW

New Brighton Hotel – 71 Corso, Manly Sydney NSW 2095

Ben & Jerry’s – Shop 5/25-27 Steyne, Manly Sydney NSW 2095


Day 15, Thursday, April 4th – Blue Mountains

Blue Mountains, the must-see we were told, by so many, perhaps even – you! – the reader.  Marg and Hector had also worked out the two remaining days. Friday, Botany, the locus of One Drop Brewing, Saturday, the Zoo.

Our Ibis wasn’t good enough we had to be collected from Sofitel at Wynyard at 08.10. The Hector had checked last night with their reception that this was the spot. Two other parties arrived as we stood in the shelter. Rain, ominous. Maybe there was shelter across the street.

£100.00 each to visit Blue Mountains, having signed up for this, I dared not look at the local train fare. We should have a guide our access should be prioritised. At what point would we visit his brother’s carpet factory?

Aaron, or – AA-Ron – as is happily to be remembered, mumbled a few words as we headed across the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Being driven across did not count, apparently we have to walk over it. Oh, no.

As we headed into Sydney’s western hinterland, so Aaron outlined the day. He wasn’t too confident about seeing the Blue Mountains. So, £200.00 down the drain then?

We then discovered that Featherdale Wildlife Park was on the itinerary, a stop in Leura for lunch, not inclusive, then on to Scenic World at Blue Mountains. The entry fees at Scenic World were presumably covered. There was some mumbled information about a ferry trip to conclude the day, those with the ability to tap on/off were fine, others would be taken care of.

I recall a trip Kenneth and Hector did from München to Kehlsteinhaus aka The Eagle’s Nest. The weather forecast was not optimal:

If one person says they want to continue to Obersalzberg, then we shall, else there is a fallback.

Kenneth stuck up his hand, the only person on the coach to do so:

I paid to see Kehlstein.

And so we went, and the sky cleared as if by magic. Excellent day.

Ninth day in Australia, it’s still warm here, so Marg and Hector set off from Sydney in matching t-shirts and shorts. Marg was horrified until she realised it would make us easy to spot.

Featherdale Sydney, home to the largest collection of Australian animals in the World. This was a – Brucie Bonus – for Marg who has to stop and address every animal she encounters. At Featherdale, all was well. A bit damp, but all the animals were happy to see us. Especially the Koalas whose network had no doubt advised them of our arrival: look extra cute.

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Feeding Kangaroos, it all seemed a bit – five days ago.

Oh, an Albino Kangaroo.

 

Once again, the Cassowaries intrigued. I wouldn’t like to encounter one without the fence between us.

I am coming to realise that Dingoes always look smug, as if they know something we can only speculate about. Maybe Meryl knows too.

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Penguins!

The highlight for Hector.

These were the smallest penguins of the species, they were glad to see us.

A Tasmanian Devil, hard to capture as it wouldn’t stay still. A Yellow-footed Rock Wallaby, it has a long tail.

More Kangaroos, just in case you need reminded where we are, and how much fun Marg was having.

Birds, lots of Birds.

One engaged with Marg, others were too busy eating, but the colours made them proud.

Then there was the Bird who lies to say – Nee! – … and tomorrow night’s dinner?

We grabbed a coffee and got back on the bus. Aaron says we can eat and drink on the bus as long as we don’t make a mess. It’s like being back at school, except we used to do the telling.

We were driven further west, inland towards Katoomba. By Leura, the temperature had plummeted some five degrees below the comfort zone, down to 12ºC. The rain looked ominous. Long trousers, in the day bag since the lesson learned back in Singapore. Need a warm top, last night I thought long and hard about this but decided otherwise. There must be a – kiss-me-quick – fleece to be purchased. I felt embarrassed when the best garments available in Leura proved to be haute couture. The clothes I have are the ones I need, I am not adding needless weight.

A second hand shop, or whatever grand name it had assumed, had a – Los Polos Hermanos – fleece on display. Had I sat on the pavement for a month, maybe it would have fitted me. Marg bought sweeties.

Our allocated time in Leura was running out. We hadn’t had lunch as was the expectation. Sausage rolls at the Chelsea Pie shop, coffee to go from the cafe next door who couldn’t serve us fast enough at a table. The umbrella was up more than it was down.

The Blue Mountains at Katoomba, the reason for the trip. Aaron said he would postpone taking us to the – Three Sisters – finger peaks until as late as possible – to give it time to clear. Scenic World was to amuse us until then.

The gift shop had an affordable fleece which the Hector could just about fit into. Anyone want a souvenir?

Entrance to Katoomba and the Three Sisters etc. is free. It’s the transport within which costs money. AS$58.00 entrance to Scenic World, plus maybe another AS$30.00 for the train had we come that way. Getting too Scenic World from the train station would have been an issue. Have I mentioned the rain? Add in AS$42.00 for Featherdale, plus the mumbled conclusion, and the near AS$200.00 day out by private coach feels justifiable. Plus, we had Aaron.

Scenic World has three modes of transport. The – Skyway – the yellow cable car across the valley. The – Cableway – the blue cable car to the forest floor, and the red ratchet – Railway, the steepest in the World, to take one back up again.

Red and blue are interchangeable. I’m glad we came back up in the red, going down would have been extremely hairy.

Temperate Rainforest, after today there was no doubt as to how this natural vegetation acquired its name.

It was coal-mining which brought peeps to this area initially. The boardwalk between the Cableway and the Railway is well signed.

Fifty minutes is the given time, we did it in little over thirty, with stops for photos.

Perhaps one is meant to have a picnic or take in the vista. Tree height is as far up as we could see.  The retired Geographer did spot the – erratics.

The Railway is indeed steep, and shifts like a rocket.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The short hop across the valley on the Skyway proved the absurdity of the day. Trees, a valley? The Three Sisters? Scotch Mist! We took the Skyway, we had paid for it, Katoomba Falls lay on the other side. Gulfloss this was not. Watching a waterfall in the pouring rain, so rewarding.

The Skyway controller said – it’s always like this – as we returned to base. The cafes at Scenic World were closing, everyone back on the bus.

Scenic World, my arse – I said to Aaron as I got back on the coach.

For an idea of what the Three Sisters are about, look at their German equivalent which has been posted on the Homepage of the very website since its inception.

The passenger in the front seat handed everyone a shiny AS$10.00 note. No more mumbling, this was to pay for our ferry ride back to either Circular Quay or Darling Harbour at Barangaroo near our Ibis. But from were?

The chap sitting in front of us on the bus had left something in a shop in Leura. On our unplanned return to Leura, it was closed.

At least you didn’t lose your hat – was how the Hector consoled his disappointment.

His Benny-hat proudly featured the crest of – The Famous. This Canadian bought his hat – in a shop – in Glasgow one Sunday morning, his head was cold. He then continued his tour of the city, taking in the east where he was promptly challenged. He enjoyed the west end.

Sydney Olympic Park, clearly having signed up for a trip to Blue Mountains, this is what we wanted to see. One of our company was interested in the Hockey pitches.

A ten Dollar note, I haven’t spent any of the AS£100.00 I took out in cash in Brisbane. Now I had more. Australia is a near cashless society, but suddenly we each had the appropriate amount for a tip. Aaron thanked us all individually as we bade farewell at the ferry wharf. Had we all joined the masons?

Ferry 3 – (of 9) from Sydney Olympic Park took us down the, delightfully calm, Parramatta River passing Meadowbank, Abbotsford, Drummoyne, Birkenhead then both Greenwich and Putney.

Unsurprisingly we saw one of Sydney’s landmarks before turning into Darling Harbour.

The fleece was dumped, warmer clothes. At last (?) the Bologna jacket that Hector has been carrying on and off flights was put to use. South Island in New Zealand was expected to be the place of its inaugural unveiling.  Haute coiture.

I could have played the – Curry Card – but gave way to Marg’s favourite food – Italian. Maybe it was the fine cut of the jacket which planted the seed.

The young waiter at the door of Vapiano said they weren’t taking walk-ins. With the rain becoming heavier, Hector was in no mood to start another search. It was agreed we could come back in an hour. He would remember us.

The Bavarian, a Aussie Bier chain which unsurprisingly serves Deutsche Bier was just along King Street.

We were given a table in full view of the musician whom everyone was ignoring. He wasn’t that bad.

Löwenbräu Helles for Hector, Cola for Marg. The serving Doris was taken aback when I insisted on paying up front. I wanted to leave at the moment of our choosing.

Back at Vapiano, our chap was nowhere to be seen. The rush had passed, no problem getting a table. Order by QR code, pay in advance. Gratuity, for what? We haven’t been served yet.

A Carbonara variant for Marg, Polpette for Hector. I like my meatballs to have meat in them. I suspect Chef was taking liberties with the ratio of breadcrumbs to meat. I stopped eating because I was bored with this pasta dish as much as I was full already. The cheesy bread to start was maybe excessive.

Sweeney’s Rooftop Bar has provided the best Bier found in Sydney so far. Marg stayed on the ground-floor in the main bar whilst I graced the stairs. Ordering Bier at an outside bar in pouring rain, desperation. Again there was a choice of NEIPAs and by the same New York Brewery.

Superhero Sidekicks (Kings County Brewers Collaboration, Brooklyn, New York, NY, USA) at 6.9% was a dark gold, suitably hazy with a pronounced body. The extensive array of hops appeared to have cancelled each other out, the opposite of synergy? Citra, Mosaic, Idaho 7, Cascade and Centennial were the hops from which a more intense flavour might have been expected.

Barks & Recreation, a 7.2% NEIPA faired a bit better. Darker than normal but still with the full haze, there was a rebound sharpness at the start. Once the Superhero had gone back to civvies, the sense of hops came across, as did the fruitiness. Citra, Simcoe, El Dorado and Motueka were working hard to make this Bier worthwhile. Actually, there was nothing here not to like.  A grower.

A long day, a two Bier day, those stairs … a wet walk back to the hotel. Why was my umbrella dripping from the inside? Two final things to report:

From back home, the adviser who shall remain anonymous and suggested – Blue Mountains – said – it was like that when we went.

Marg has decided that we have seen enough animals in Sydney, Zoo on Saturday is aff.

Bars and restaurant visited today:

The Bavarian York St., 24 York St., Sydney NSW 2000

Rooftop Bar, Hotel Sweeney’s – 236 Clarence St, Sydney NSW 2000

Vapiano King Street – King Street & York Street, Sydney NSW 2000


Day 16 – Friday, April 5th

Rain has been mentioned oft in the last couple of weeks. All part of Hector’s master-plan in crossing the Equator with the ITCZ to the north of us. Needless to say, the rain that became serious last night was not for letting up. Today it was either heavy or heavier. There was not much incentive for leaving Ibis Barangaroo other than this was Hector’s Bier Day.

The local news channel had the typical scene of a spokesperson surrounded by peeps who just wanted to be on camera, telling us our fate. There be floods aplenty, but not where we were. It would take a tsunami, and some, for sea level to flood Downtown Sydney.

Early afternoon, Train 8 took us from Wynyard to Green Square. There, dodging puddles, we took Bus 309 in the direction of Botany Bay.  We were incredibly close to the airport. 

The couple of blocks walk into the industrial estate was lengthened by our arrival at Slow Lane Brewing, the last place I looked at on the map before getting off the bus. How to make your fellow traveller happy, not.

One Drop Brewing is co-owned by a friend of Julia’s, they went through primary school together in Nelson, New Zealand. In addition to securing Bier #1, I asked if Nick was around. No, but he would be informed of our presence if he showed.

Top Down, a 6.5% DDH NEIPA was just the Bier Hector sought. The full on haze was comfortably familiar. Smooth in the palate, dangerously easy to drink. What a fine array of hops: Riwaka, Citra Cryo, YQH 1320 (Yakima) and they were coming across well.

Marg wanted food and so risked a soaking by going to the van out-back. The Tacos may have been tasty, however, they were no more than a nibble, and so way overpriced.

Nick joined us, he had no idea who we were, the magic mention of – Julia – changed everything.

I messaged Julia back in Singapore he’s never heard of you.

All things Bier were discussed, another opperchancity for Marg to display here empirical knowledge of the best locations in Europe. Nick stood Hector a Bier and Marg a soft drink, yay!

Things were about to get even better. The 16.00 Happy Hour was looming, a few minutes of temperance would pay dividends. On purchasing the next round, the full price es charged.

No Happy Hour?

The refund was immediate, a A$5.00 Bier tastes almost as good as a freebie.

Ready or Not at 7.0%, a Hazy IPA in the New England style according to a well known beer app. Citra, Idaho 7, Peacharine-Freestyle were present. Suitably mellow, and again easy drinking.

Whilst neither Bier was an outright winner, they were both among the best I have found in Oz.

The map suggests a back way from One Drop to Slow Lane. The map is wrong. It once again took longer than necessary to get there. And when I keep mentioning the rain, there’s a reason. Marg took one step beyond in search of coffee.

Slow Lane is a much smaller operation than One Drop. There was only one Bier that I could have.

Supersaturated at 6.7%, a Hazy IPA, lived up to its physical description but had a definite astringent aftertaste. This, in effect, made One Drop’s Bier even better. Citra, Mosaic, Motueka and Simcoe hops were present. The something not right might have been down to the yeast – London Ale.

This was a case of glad when it’s over.

Marg was back, the photographic record was completed, back to town.

With a return to Lal Qila still planned for tomorrow, after our non-visit to the zoo, I suggested we alight at Central Station and taken in North India Flavour – Street Food. One part of Hector’s meal was a standout. Read all about it – here.

A four Bier day, enough, there’s always tomorrow. Doug asked on social media if I had heard of Marrickville. I have now!

Just as well there’s no zoo tomorrow.

Breweries and restaurant visited today:

One Drop Brewing Co.  –  5 Erith St., Botany, Sydney NSW 2019

Slow Lane Brewing  –  30 Byrnes St., Botany, Sydney NSW 2019

North India Flavour – Street Food  –  537 George St., Sydney NSW 2000


Day 17 – Saturday, April 6th – Marrickville, St Peters

Blue skies! Rain, what rain? All was well with the World except Hector’s right foot. As soon as I stop walking it seizes, even at traffic lights. After a few minutes I could walk for Scotland. Having not worn sandals for a week, I wonder why, it cannot be down to that. Old age is the likely cause. At this rate Hector might need one of those boomerangs which doesn’t come back.

With the zoo no more, the plan for today: the first half belongs to Marg, the second to Hector. Actually, that’s how most days operate. We headed north from Barangaroo to find the ramp to the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Nothing like a good walk to prove the foot is really fine. For Hector this would not be a good walk for another reason.

On setting off we happened upon an entrance to Wynyard station, complete with escalators, metres from the Ibis Barangaroo.  Handy for tomorrow.

On reaching The Bridge’s pedestrian entrance, a chap, whose job it was to tell us, directed us to the far side. Cyclists get one side, pedestrians the other. Climbing the stairs, we found cyclists being directed to the far side. Why do I find cyclists so annoying, and scooters even moreso?

The first metres, still over land, were high but not too uncomfortable.

By the time we were over the water, the acrophobia meter had swung far right. Those who know, understand, otherwise it can only be described as a paralysis coupled with terror. What I cannot source is – transferred acrophobia. If Marg goes close to the edge, the scenario is exactly the same. Even holding her phone over the rail to take photos triggers the feeling.

How to cope:

Don’t touch me!

Keep your distance.

I’ll walk, eyes down on the inside. I’ll force people to take the outside to overtake, I will undertake only. Two kids mucking about made me want to chuck them over, but I probably would feel that in an eating/drinking environment too.

OK, the view was worth it, and having my phone chained to my clothing appeases that terror, a bit.

At the mid-point, a passing couple decided our photo was being took. That was as close as I let Marg be through the entire crossing.  Only one of Sydney Harbour’s attractions is visible from – The Bridge, strange that.

Milsons Point, the far side, all was well again. Bunkers required. There was a Curry House nearby, but a return to Lal Qila was still in Hector’s plan for the day.

Kirribilli Woodfire Kitchen has a good rating and was right in front of us. Here Sparkling Water was on the house. A la Bologna where there are public fonts issuing both fresh and sparkling water, why are we paying so much for this?

Marg had her customary salad, Hector’s turn for Carbonara. Both were mountainous. If I cannot manage Aussie portions, how shall I fair in good old USA?

The Botanic Gardens was next on Marg’s plan, how to get there. Milsons Point train station was conveniently across the street. There was a tunnel under the railway which Marg strangely wanted to walk though. I have to keep her right. Tap on, a train was on the platform, one stop back to Wynyard.

This train was going nowhere. Stuck at a red light the driver announced delay after delay. Eventually he advised that if we had other means of getting to our destination we should do so. A bus over the bridge would involve a fair walk inland. Ferry!

We walked down through Brafield Park to Milsons Ferry Wharf. As soon as we reached the underside of Bridge, so we heard our train make the crossing. So it goes.

Hector on another boat, yee-hah!

Ferry 4 (of 9), took us to Circular Quay which was nearer our chosen destination than the train would have taken us. A calm crossing, and I foresee no more boats on this sojourn.

In her morning runs, Marg had been to the Opera House and established that it is in fact more than one building. This was Hector’s first time in close proximity.

The Botanic Gardens provided a pleasant stroll.

Flower arches were spread around the park, weddings. Were these for today, or abandoned from yesterday? The Calyx appeared to be the focal point of the park, a floral display.

Closed for a private function. Ah well, next time in Sydney.

How to get to Marrickville? Bus 428 would take us, but from Elizabeth Street. This involved a twelve minute walk around the houses even though it was directly through the mass of buildings beside us. Liquid was taken on board once more, the cafe was closing at 15.00, chairs were being put away. Hector and Marg on a park bench, no brown paper bag.

Instead, Bus 430 took us down through streets we now recognised. Grace Brothers! Unfortunately no decent photo could be taken. Thereafter, the architecture changed dramatically. The shiny glass gave way to two story terraces. Newtown, this looked seedy, old Sydney, contrary to its moniker. Maybe this is where the real Sydney people reside. There was a 1950s black and white movie feel about the whole stretch.

We were heading to Marrickville, well the industrial part, where there is a cluster of breweries a la Manly. With Kicks Brewing only open Saturday & Sunday, and closing at 18.00, this was the starting point.

A small unit, remarkably similar to Slow Lane Brewing yesterday. The choice was equally limited.

Double Nelson West Coast DIPA at 8.0% could have been a decent – goodnight Bier – but it was way too early. There was one Bier – in the style – and at a sensible abv.

The only NEIPA available was Peals of Laughter at 6.0%, session strength then. The hops could not be identified, but this super-hazy offering was almost a delight. Chewy, smooth, juicy, it had all the hallmarks of a worthy NEIPA, but then there was the niggly background taste which prevented it getting a spot on the podium. The story of too many a Bier. Can the brewers not taste it? Are they stuck with putting it out? Are their plates not in tune? I must ask Brian (Bräugier, Berlin).

This was a three brewery event, then back for Curry at Lal Qila. The best laid plans…

Sauce Brewing Co was the next intended venue, but to get there, they’re on the same street, we had to pass Mixtape. Marg stopped off for a coffee but they wouldn’t serve her one. Despite being open, they were closed.

Mixtape Brewing & Bar was stowed. Everybody was here, by then Marg had caught up. We are the people. The only Hazy was not brewed here, so why stop? We would never have got a spot anyway.

Sauce Brewing Co was in an industrial area along the street. This was the happening place. The large entry area gave way to a cavernous brewhouse. Through the back was plenty of seating for those who can have Bier in the sunshine.

The comedy Bier choices shall not be forgotten. How these Flavours work in an IPA I never want to find out. On a one Bier per brewery model, the choice had to be right.

The 6.5% NEIPA – IPA New Englandlooked – the business. That’s as full a milkshake haze as one encounters. Juicy, smooth, easy drinking, there was nothing wrong here except the hops were not pulling their weight: Citra, Mosaic, Sultana, Galaxy. What on earth is Sultana.

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The senior barman looked up the hops for me. There was an air of respect here, I wish I could have stayed longer, I wish there had been a Bier to make me want to. A fun place.

It was a good twenty minute walk to Future Brewing. In doing so we had left Marrickville and neared St Peters. Negotiating the flyover proved to be a bit tricky, once managed, we were on Future Brewing.

DDH All Juice at 8.2% had a worthy array of hops, however, Nothing But Nelson at the same abv won the day.

Wow! A DDH Hazy DIPA , this was the Bier the Hector has been looking for. Perfection in a glass. Tropical, juicy, smooth, mellow, mouthfeel – whatever that is – the hoppy blast. No nasty aftertaste. I hadn’t reached the halfway mark when I advised Marg I was not leaving – The McVittie Arms.

I related my pleasure to the girls behind the bar, appreciated. Quite busy when we arrived, the place was becoming quieter. Hector was having a good time, Marg could tell this was a special moment.

It was only on entering this Bier in the database when I realised that I already had an awareness of Future Brewing. Back in January at Track  (Manchester, England), a collaborative brew: Elyssia at 7.0%, a DDH IPA, caused a stir. We couldn’t drink enough of Elyssia.

A pity the t-shirts were naff. But usually they are. Why have breweries not caught up with the Germans, embroidery, not transfers please. Hector was in a good place after two eight per-centers.

So much so, that when we stumbled upon Brickworks, the Hector was not for passing by. In we went to the near empty premises. The barman was in conversation with the only customers. Were we an intrusion?

Hazy IPA at 7.2% was the only Bier on the board that could possibly follow Future Brewing. Needless to say it didn’t. This makes me wonder, should I have had a third Hazy DIPA?

The muddy haze was not attractive, the Bier was thin for its abv. Even with Citra and Amarillo hops, this Bier was not giving much.

Out into the darkness, it was only metres to St Peters train station. Now I know how to get to Future Brewing the easy way.

No more Bier, anything else would have been a disappointment. Too late for Curry, we went back down to Darling Harbour.

There was an elaborate fireworks display to the south. Not for us, surely? Is this how Aussies bid farewell?

We still needed food, Georges Mediterranean Bar & Grill, a Greek restaurant for a change.

Let’s have a bottle of Posé wine!

And so we did.

Anchovies, taramasalata too, can’t wait for September. Check out the Chillies.

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The last full day in Australia, a not too early rise tomorrow. We packed a lot in today. A twelve day whirlwind, maybe we’re getting the hang of it, and hopefully holiday restrictions are in the past.

Breweries and restaurants visited today:

Future Brewing82 May St, St Peters, Sydney NSW 2044

Brickworks Brewing15 May St, St Peters, Sydney NSW 2044

Kicks Brewing31 Shepherd St, Marrickville, Sydney 2204

Mixtape Brewing & Bar – 142A Victoria Rd, Marrickville, Sydney NSW 2204

Sauce Brewing Co – 142A Victoria Rd, Marrickville , Sydney NSW 2204

Kirribilli Woodfire Kitchen – Shop 2/27 Broughton St., Milsons Point Sydney NSW 2061

Georges Mediterranean Bar & Grill – King Street Wharf, 3 The Promenade, Sydney NSW 2000

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Day 6 – Tuesday, March 26

Qantas flight 52, an Airbus 300, not as comfortable as the Airbus 800 which brought us to Singapore, but better than any domestic flight. The Beef & Noodles wasn’t so tasty either. And apart from wine with dinner, no other drinks offered. Another overnight flight, at least it saves on accommodation. The crew wanted the lights out as soon as they could get away with it. Yes, we were due to arrive early morning Brisbane, but many of us were still adjusting to Singapore time. Seven hours, again we would arrive early, but not before Hector had spent the entire journey writing up – Singapore. No in-flight entertainment for the scribe, seen the best bits already.

Clearing immigration was straightforward. Marg got a – well done – as she handed over her landing card and the printout from the automated passport scanner. No passport stamps yet on this trip, Hector’s passport may fight on to the end of the year. Meanwhile, a chap was given a hard time for using his phone during the processing.

Due in at 05.10, try waking people up at 04.30. Ryan finally acknowledged our arrival, a Qantas pilot, even he was impressed. Beverley, Marg’s niece, drove the short distance from Nundah to collect us. Check-in at Ibis Styles Elizabeth was booked for 09.00, too early to take us there.

Sunrise in Brisbane, the light, the smell of the damp vegetation, took me back to winter 1980 in Emek Hayarden. Have I mentioned it was raining? May do so again, and again. Hector believed that with the sun now north of the Equator, the ITCZ would have shifted upwards, no such luck. On seeing a weather map, a classic tropical rainstorm is scheduled to last for days.

Is Brisbane a catholic city? – I asked Ryno as I looked at opening times for nearby breweries.

The coming Friday and Sunday could be a washout in another use of the term. Something to do with paying staff overtime – was the explanation. We shall see, we can’t go hungry. A day or two of – Temperance – may be in keeping with the motto printed on Hector’s polo shirts.

Who is he, and why is he here? – was the general consensus of the two children.

Two hours in Brisbane, I had seen the BBQ, but it wasn’t lit yet.

The programme for the week was discussed, Hector wouldn’t see the family again until Friday. Marg has something arranged for tomorrow from which I can escape.

Ryno drove us to Brisbane City, Doris at check-in was as dozy as us. Oh, you have paid for early check-in – when she tried to charge another A£30.00. Floor 26, wtf? With the glass windows from ceiling to floor, not so good. The view was non-existent anyway, clouds, haze, just like Scotland. Did I mention it was raining? Those are huge buildings opposite, I’ll post a photo when it clears, if ever, the forecast does not look good.

After a few hours sleep we emerged into the downpour. Downtown Brisbane has a grid street pattern, at an angle. Streets named after female British Royalty run NE-SW. Streets named after male British Royalty run NW-SW. Should be straightforward, it isn’t.

Google’s blue dot was not coping with being in the Southern Hemisphere, it kept going in the wrong direction, so therefore did Hector, despite his instinct, or in-built compass.

With heads under umbrellas, we both failed to take in our surroundings. As the afternoon became evening, we found ourselves covering the same few blocks time and time again, no sense was being made. With the tilted grid pattern, north and south were meaningless anyway, and as for the Sun, where was it?

Getting Australian SIM cards was expected to be the first order of the day. It was therefore a huge surprise when the Singapore SIMBA card burst into life on landing. Ryno had also picked up two Woolworth’s SIMs for us. There was no point changing SIMs, yet.

Marg had a highly rated coffee shop looked out. Sugar ‘N Spice Cafe had worthy coffee, but was way too small to relax in.

Marg had her diary to update, Hector had many words still to write for Bier-Traveller, and this is going to be a major feature of this trip, like it or not.

The array of clocks on the wall felt fitting. We moved on. Next choice of venue had no wi-fi, move on.

Brew Cafe & Wine Bar was just what we needed. Located in a lane just off Queen St., another miracle piece of navigation.

The Ginger Beer here was way cheaper than when I bought the same in Ashton Lane (Glasgow, Scotland) at a dinner. We settled down, then after an hour became unsettled. Is (c)rap music designed to make a stay shorter than planned?

Back at the hotel, floor 1 has the bar/restaurant. Wait to be seated – ?

We are resident. With a power socket, slow wi-fi and A$5.00 soft drinks, at least we were out of the rain.

Around 20.00 it was dinner time. Most of the eateries we had passed this afternoon were Asian. Done that. Burger and Pizza is the food of the last resort. We had passed a Nando’s earlier, it was on the street parallel to our hotel, simples.

Whilst the menu was similar, the food was not. The Chicken had a definite BBQ flavour to it which it does not in the UK. The reason became obvious, the sauces are significantly different, here was the root of the BBQ. No way as good.

An hour to go before curfew. Everything seems to shut at 22.00 in Brisbane. With umbrella in one hand and the struggling Oppo in the other, we located some promising bars, closed, closed. The only one open had so average a range of Bier, nope.

Intemperance in moderation – today was a day of – temperance.

Bar, restaurant and cafe visited today:

Sugar ‘N Spice Cafe – 210 Adelaide St, Brisbane City QLD 4000

Brew Cafe & Wine Bar – Lower Burnett Ln, Brisbane City QLD 4000

Nando’s – Festival Towers, Shop 6/108 Albert St, Brisbane City QLD 4000


Day 7 – Wednesday, March 27

Sleep remains sporadic in the same way that the continuing downpour does not. Once again there was an interrupted sleep meaning three more small hours were devoted to these writings. Marg went out for her morning constitutional run/jog and returned slightly late for her train to her planned activity this afternoon.

Despite seeing where Central Station is on the map, and having passed it yesterday, the Hector still managed to head off in the wrong direction. Something is seriously wrong with the inbuilt navigation.  Marg tried to enter shops, twice, believing them to be Central Station.

Nundah is where Marg was heading, however, the train she took did not stop there. Google decided at the last moment that Northgate was just as good. Apparently it was, and this train was an express. Having seen Marg on to her train, here was the opperchancity to purchase the Queensland Translink Card. A$10.00 for the card, a A$20.00 top up. Whilst one can tap on/off with a bank card on the train, buses require the Translink to achieve the same method.

This left the Hector to his own devices for the afternoon. First there had to be Curry, Punjabi Rasoi behind Central Station as great value for money. If I have a cheaper dinner on this trip, I look forward to it too. It was dry inside back at Ibis Styles Elizabeth where refuge was enjoyed until late afternoon.

Bus 60 took me from Adelaide Street the four stops to Range Brewing. Range opened at 16.00, it was after 17.00 when I arrived. Where does time go?

This brewery was brought to my attention in Manchester earlier this year when visiting Track Brewery. The chap who served me at Range did not recognise Larissa, nor had he heard of her. So it goes.

Sat at the corner table facing the bar, Dreams, a Hazy IPA at 6.4% hit the spot. This was followed by Roam, another Hazy IPA at 6.8%. For full tasting notes use the links to the Range Brewery page.

Still Hector was typing away when Marg phoned to say that – the Easter bonnet parade – was over, she was coming back to town, and no way was she traveling any further. In fact she would be back before I left Range.

A meeting point near Central Station was required. I checked out Criterion last night and bought nothing. I was confident we could both find it again. The rain had abated when I left Range. There’s hope.

Marg was waiting at Criterion with a glass of Ginger Beer, non-alcoholic.

The Bier at Criterion still did not impress, a 4.0% Ginger Beer (Brookvale Union, Australia) was seemingly the best choice.

Ginger Beer, I brewed this in my youth, the only brew of mine I considered to be drinkable.

Now where?

Across the bridge in Brisbane South lies both a Curry House on the radar, and a bar apparently serving the style of Beer the Hector desires. Saccharomyces Beer Cafe was found with relative ease. Behold the – muriel (sic).

Hop Haze (Six String Brewing, Erina, NSW, Australia) a NEIPA at 6.2% was exactly what the Hector required to follow the Bier at Range. At IBU-10, this was a smooth as… Full on juiciness, the full milkshake haze, a classic NEIPA featuring: Idaho 7 Cryo, Nectaron, YHC701 hops.

Having started small, I went larger to a schooner. Suddenly we were advised it was last orders. Closing at 22.00?

The Hector was last out.

Marg led me to the bright lights of Brisbane  where she had jogged this morning.

Surely there was somewhere open later and near the hotel? Frog’s Hollow Saloon was on the street parallel to ours, and seemingly for Brisbane, open well late.

A CAN of Boozy Fruit (Big Shed Brewing, Royal Park, South Australia) a NEIPA at 6.2% was better than anything on draft. With lactose declared, this full on milkshake took a moment to adjust to. Galaxy, Wai-Iti, Ekuanot and Mosaic hops featured, quite an array.

Meanwhile Marg was getting into the spirit of things. There was an impressive number of bottles on the gantry.  Marg had her usual cola contaminated with a white spirit, twice.

We were not last out of Frog’s Hollow.

Brewery, Bars, Restaurant visited today:

Range Brewing  –  4 Byres St, Newstead, Brisbane QLD 4006

Saccharomyces Beer Cafe  –  Fish Ln, South Brisbane QLD 4101

Frog’s Hollow Saloon  –  26 Charlotte St, Brisbane City QLD 4000

Criterion – 239 George St., Brisbane City QLD 4000

Punjabi Rasoi  –  401 Edward St, Spring Hill QLD 4000


Day 8  –  Thursday, March 28

The sleep pattern continues, awake in the middle of the night, a couple of hours of blogging, then back to bed for a deeper sleep. Meanwhile, Marg is out for her exercise ritual, and returns with news of something different: the rain has stopped, sandals and shorts restored.

Before leaving the hotel the view from the 26th floor was finally worth photographing. Don’t look down.

I saw Queens Gardens for the first time without the gloom, and the historic buildings on its perimeter. Historic, remember, this is Australia. A quick visit was required.

And so we headed towards the southeastern tip of the peninsula and Brisbane City Botanic Gardens.

With the high-rise construction all round, the sense of being anywhere but a city is lost.

The open areas are classic parkland, flowerbeds etc., then there’s the more daunting – forested paths. Marg did spot a spider’s web, the Hector kept his distance.

Across the Brisbane River the cliff is called – Kangaroo Point, the eroded debris of an ash flow dating back some 220 million years. Australia has no active volcanoes, one less thing to worry about on this trip.

Three days in Australia and we haven’t seen kangaroos crossing the road. Maybe they don’t like the rain. The plan was to take a ferry across to the South Bank Parklands, but hey-ho, the Goodwill Bridge has popped up, one of three in this stretch that does not feature on Google Maps. Maybe someone should tell them?

Ibis – they’re everywhere, Brisbane’s equivalent of gulls, and with similar opportunist  behaviour.

The view back across to – our side – showed Brisbane 2024 in all its glory. The 26 storey Ibis hotel was dwarfed.

The – Brisbane Sign – in daylight, useful for a Blogger.

Lunch was calling, the first venues were dismissed, too posh for this time of day. Marg already had an encounter at an outdoor cafe at the Queensland Performing Arts Centre where a woman gave her the dirtiest of looks for daring to choose a particular table.

Marg gave way, international incident avoided, a peaceful morning coffee.

The much praised Singapore-SIMBA SIM card had decided that the Hector had roamed enough. The top-up fees were prohibitive. It was time to install Ryno’s courtesy SIM, but to do so required t’Internet.

The Charming Squire, adjacent to South Bank Station, a microbrewery serving – James Squire – Bier was nearby.

Too early for Bier, but when might the opperchancity present itself again? I studied the taps, nothing of interest. A mature chap was cleaning a line, all the wee girlie staff were surrounding him with glee. I felt in the way being a potential customer. Marg fetched the Wi-Fi code, a chit was provided. Hector studied the food menu, the usual Aussie/American fayre which turns the stomach at the very thought of it.

The Wi-Fi wouldn’t connect:

It’s not reliable – said a spokesperson for The Charming Squire.

We walked.

Italian food, Marg’s favourite. Julius Pizzeria was adjacent to the SE Busway. Seafood Pasta, for Hector, a Salad with Potatoes on the side for Marg. The Seafood was a departure from the European Mussels and Prawns, this was Squid-based. Different, but it’s all about the sauce, which was tasty.  Expensive lunch.

By using Marg’s Oppo as a hotspot, so the Woolworth’s SIM was installed in Hector’s. Or so I thought. With no Australian landline or postcode, the app wasn’t happy. Who designs these things? Can they not think through all eventualities?

After lunch we made a beeline to the Uptown Mall adjacent to our hotel. There, a patient chap took minutes to confirm that I had set up the SIM successfully, it just took a while to become active. Could the app not have sent a message to inform thus?

I installed Marg’s new SIM, same story. Still, we thank the chap at – Phone Mania Brisbane.  In a brief wander, we took in some old buildings.

Bier o’clock, and the bus out to Range Brewery.

The chap recognised me, I had said – I’d be back. Our table was reserved at 17.30 for – Trivia. Before then the serving Doris suggested we move, it would become – loud. A new table was provided, Marg bought Hector a birthday present, Hector bought some – Tinnies – of – Dreams – for later in the week.

Ah, the Bier, as with the model I shall hope to maintain, all Brewery tasting notes  are linked – thus.

As per yesterday, Dreams was my starting Bier. Excellent. This was followed by Angel Numbers, an 8.0% Oat Cream DIPA.

Straight five – as someone might have said, oft.

Trivia –  was underway.  A question on Scottish Whiskey nearly had the Hector giving some advice to the Quiz-master.

Left to my on devices, I could have stayed here until the – Angel – became a – Devil. Sense prevailed, and Bus 60 took us across town and over the SE Busway to Punjabi Palace.

A decent Curry, though Marg’s choice did cause confusion all round. Thereafter, Saccharomyces Beer Cafe was matter of metres away. It’s amazing how that happens. En route we passed a hundred people, adults, queuing for ice-cream at Gelato Messina. Come on, it can’t be that good. If it’s that awkward to acquire, we shall never find out.

Hop Haze IPA was still on, a pint, no messing.

Last orders!  – they’re having a laugh.

Hector was not last out this evening.

A three Bier day, enough already, back to the hotel.

Being far too early for sleep, and with Aussie TV having near constant adverts, time to watch more of – Michael-TV. Marg and Hector binged on Outlander during Lockdown, the last season and a half moved to an obscure channel, time to catch up.

Brewery, bar and restaurants visited today:

Range Brewing  –  4 Byres St, Newstead, Brisbane QLD 4006

Saccharomyces Beer Cafe  –  Fish Ln, South Brisbane QLD 4101

The Charming Squire  –  3/133 Grey St, South Brisbane QLD 4101

Julius Pizzeria  –  77 Grey St, South Brisbane QLD 4101

Punjabi Palace  –  135 Melbourne St, South Brisbane QLD 4101


Day 9 – Friday, March 29

An uninterrupted night’s sleep! Maybe going to bed with an empty bladder can help. Blue skies at the start of the Holiday Weekend. What’s a – holiday weekend?

G’day – as they say in these parts, little did I know at the start of the day the extent to which the powers that be in Queensland had other ideas.

Today we were due to meet up with Ryno, Beverly and family at Felons Brewing at 15.00. That gave us a few hours. We needed food before going out for afternoon Bier, well the Hector did. Across from the hotel lies Lü Cha Kitchen offering something different from the so-called Chinese fayre which dominates Food Courts, even in Brisbane. It’s as if we hadn’t left Singapore, and the number of Asian here is – significant.

Marg had her usual Sweet & Sour Pork, for Hector: Wok Fried Ramen with Beef. Ramen – is noodles, I had checked.

The Sweet & Sour was standard fayre, the Ramen went on forever. A huge portion, mostly Noodles but with an uncomfortable monotonous Flavour. At least it was different from the Chilli Sauce laden meals which otherwise predominate. Give me Soya Sauce, but nobody does.

Less formal than yesterday’s – Italian –  in this cafe style eatery, there was a 15% surcharge because today is a holiday.  OK, staff have to be paid extra.

We tracked down more – historic – buildings in Brisbane’s city centre. Outside Town Hall we found our first kangaroos, albeit made of metal. The frontage of Central Station was worthy of note.

ANZAC Square certainly impressed.

This led to the old Post Office and the cathedral.

The 1865 built – Servants Home – now – School of Arts – was the oldest building found on our wanderings.

Felons Brewing is located on the north bank of the Brisbane River south of Fortitude Valley. Being adjacent to Story Bridge was evocative of Newcastle-upon-Tyne’s – By The River – another Brewery.

Bus 199 took us the couple of stops to the top of the bank leading down to the food, drink, entertainment complex on the riverside adjacent to Howard Smith Wharves. Next to the Pirate Ship – was the clue given to locate les autres, who were well punctual.  I have never walked into a brewery and had to ask – where is the Pirate Ship?  When not there, chasing the odd Ibis around the grassy areas proved to entertain some weans also.

Ryno had a lightly hazed Bier – Galaxy Haze – at 4.4%, a mere Starter. There was a downpour before I secured Bier #1.

Meanwhile Marg was in full – wean entertainment mode – and had gone to play at the Pirate Ship.

Beverley drew my attention to a notice on the table. You couldn’t make this up. Outrageous.

So as not to confuse payment later, I used the QR code to order for Marg and myself. The P-Hs had the service of a chap who was determined to enforce the letter of the law. He was nothing but a nuisance. Even having ordered burgers for the girls, he was persistent. There was food on the table, let it go. Pizza was ordered before his shift ended at 16.00, the girl who replaced him was way more relaxed. Anyway, by retaining the last slice of pizza, who knows who had eaten in the last hour, or hadn’t? An absurd regulation, and only invoked in Queensland.

New World Pale Ale at 5.8% was better than its predecessor, but going – West Coast – became the obvious route, no NEIPAs at Felons.

Felons IPA at 6.2% became our session Bier. One can adjust to the higher IBU when needs must.

As the sun set and the children became tired and had to leave, not an unusual event with The Company back home, so the P-Hs departed.

Cue another downpour and this one was not for letting go either. We took refuge, standing, drinking alcohol, not permitted today under Queensland Rules.

Drinks were finished, back t’Bus Stop.

It was still early – the zone – was still on the horizon. Another tour of Brisbane City venues. Sugar ‘N Spice Cafe, visited on Day 6, appeared to take pleasure informing us about the absurd rules.

No thanks, we have eaten.

Embassy Hotel was still closed, Death and Taxes, a potential new venue for us, also.

Back to the hotel, let them try it on, they didn’t. A reasonably priced bottle of Sparkling Wine was shared.

And so this strangest of days drew to a close, in better spirit.

Brewery and restaurant visited today:

Felons Brewing Co.  –  5 Boundary St, Brisbane City QLD 4000

Lü Cha Kitchen + Bar  –  Shop 3/97 Elizabeth St, Brisbane City QLD 4000


Day 10 – Saturday, March 30

This was the day Marg was most looking forward to in, Brisbane. Animals, not only that, at 11.30 she was scheduled to cuddle a Koala.

Ryno, Beverley et al were picking us up at 08.30, an early rise, but maybe not given the interrupted sleep patterns of late. Last night, another straight seven hours. Perhaps the body is finally adjusting to places east. The feet aren’t. Two days in sandals has taken its toll, foot the right is suffering. Shoes today.

It was a half hour’s drive to Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary, it would have taken an hour on the bus. Before we knew it, Koalas were being photographed by the dozen. It’s just as well we live in a digital World, this would have been an expensive day using 35mm film.

One knows when one has captured the image that is going to be posted on every medium. This is it, Hector the Koala:

Then there were the Kangaroos. Smaller than I expected, and tame. Feeding the ‘roos was the order of the day. And getting photos of and with. Fun, even for this old cynic.

Lorakeets, Ryno and Marg were well into this. The hand-held feeders contained a brew which the birds crave, or so we were told. The Lorakeets must have good watches, they appeared right on schedule. Organised, mayhem, but lots more photo opperchancities..

 

There was a crocodile, but after Crocoparc, Agadir, a single crocodile hardly impresses.

Is it possible to see the much maligned Dingo and not think of Merly Streep?

Cassowary look as though they have come from Jurassic Park, but proved to be somewhat shy.

There were two shows to take in before the important 11.30 event. A sheepdog doing its job was nothing not seen before. Birds of Prey turned out to be two owls plus something else. Owls, not that interesting and try photographing birds on the wing without an SLR.

Reptiles and a frog, not the ones introduced by Bart Simpson, were captured, then finally, Marg’s was on.

A professionally taken photo was part of the deal, but who wants a print? The consequence of this was not having enough time to capture one’s own perfect digital. Still, this was the moment Marg was waiting for, the Koala is called – Howie.

After Lone Pine, Ryno drove us up to the summit of Mount Coot for the definitive view over Brisbane.

Dropped back at the hotel, food was required. Ginger & Garlic Indian Cuisine provided the food, Curry for Hector, Samosa Chat for Marg. The Bread was diabolical, I told them so.

Marg suggested coffee thereafter. Belleza was located in the basement of yet another Brisbane mall. Good coffee spoiled by the cardboard cup. Why do so many places do this?

There was a couple of hours back at the hotel, Blogging does not do itself, before heading out for the evening. The South Bank was the objective, with a view to a third visit to Saccharomyces.

We walked down the CBD peninsula and crossed the Goodwill Bridge once more. This time, the Hector stopped to add it to Google Maps. Surely, the powers that be should be on the case of three missing bridges.

Market stalls had been set up along the main thoroughfare. With numerous cafes and bars long the South Bank, this proved to be a hive of activity. This is where the people were.

Fritzenberger reportedly had a Hazy Bier for Hector. You can’t win them all, a Can had to substitute.

Sunset Haze (Revel Brewing Co., Australia) at 6.5% , a Hazy IPA/ NEIPA was poured, carefully. Only by using the acquired skill was the full haze attained. Tropical, juicy, there was no distinctive hop blast. Strata, El Dorado and Ella were the hops which had not been added in sufficient quantity.

Marg had ordered a Fish Taco to accompany her soft drink.  That’s how they make their money.

Ice Cream – Marg’s turn to be indulged. A quick search revealed Max Brenner Chocolate Bar.

Chocolate and ice-cream, behold not a chocolate fountain, but a pond.

Even Marg thought we overdid the creation we ordered. Ice Cream, fruit, crunchy stuff and a side of melted chocolate… mmm.… as The Good Doctor might say.

We left the South Bank and its illuminations and headed to Fish Lane and Saccharomyces, closed.

It’s a Saturday night!

The Hector was not for having a one-Bier-Saturday. Frog Hollow’s Saloon was our best bet, and it’s one block from the accommodation.

There was a chap on the door.  We were studied before entering, the oldest swingers at this venue.  This time I tried the tap Bier, better than I anticipated.

Bling (Bridge Rd. Brewers, Australia), a 5.0% IPA had the West Coast bitterness. Gold, with a slight haze, the palate adjusted to the powerful hoppy flavours: Vic Secret, Enigma, Galaxy, Citra, Simcoe. Quite a collection, and Marg left me to have another.

Good night.

Bar, restaurant and cafes visited:

Frog’s Hollow Saloon  –  26 Charlotte St, Brisbane City QLD 4000

Ginger and Garlic Indian Cuisine  –  1/168 Adelaide St, Brisbane City QLD 4000

Max Brenner Chocolate Bar – South Bank – shop 1.1 & 1, 2 Little Stanley St, South Brisbane QLD 410

Bellezza by BG  –  226 Queen St, Brisbane City QLD 4000


Day 11, Sunday, March 31

All this time time in Australia and still Marg and Hector have not taken part in the great ritual, today was the day. The Barbie was scheduled for late afternoon, before that, the opperchancity to explore a couple of breweries in Northgate.

Ryno texted to suggest we meet up at Aether Brewing at 14.00. A good time to start. Before then there had to be bunkers. Uptown Food Centre was one of few places open this Easter Sunday. Google had Aether closed today, Ryno knew differently. As per the Friday holiday, all financial exchanges in bars, restaurants etc. would have a 15% surcharge. At least – the day of abstinence – and outrageous rules, was past.

Thai food for Hector – Cashew Nut Stir Fry – Pork. It tasted the same as any other Chinese Takeaway. But as I keep writing, if they all buy the same sauces at the same suppliers, what do you expect?

Marg had a bagel and coffee, suddenly my Stir Fry seemed better.

Let me introduce the reader to the plastic cutlery set provided by Beverley. No more wood, and somewhere to house my metal, telescopic straw.

Tap on, Tap off, easy on the trains.  This was my first train journey in Australia.  For those who like that sort of thing, a photo or two.

Holland Street was outside Northgate Station, home from home. Melton Road is adjacent to Chez Ryno, oh to have a microbrewery that close to home. Marg and Hector were the first customers of the day as we entered Aether Brewing  just on 14.00. The serving chap was excellent, not only did he look up the hops, he gave a list of suggested venues for Sydney.

Seltzer, I have seen it on many a menu, but what is it? Marg was brave and took the plunge. Wild Peach Seltzer at 3.5%. It was a weak Sour, if Marg can drink this, she can drink Sour.

With no NEIPA seemingly brewed at Aether, it had to be West Coast IPA at 6.0%. With all these hops, it had to tick the boxes. When Ryno plus a tiddler turned up, there was another.

Marg entertained whilst Ryno and Hector got serious. There was no point not visiting Fick Brewing Co which was minutes away and also open.

Marg plus one headed for the house with the – Tinnies – which Ryno had just purchased plus the Dreams (Range) which Hector strategically acquired earlier in the week.

The chaps strode out, I did inform Ryno that my right foot was still causing problems, but after five minutes it would be normal. He noted:

You’re walking faster towards the brewery than you walked away from one.

A good sign.

Fick had no NEIPA, after the brisk walk, Helles Lager at 4.8% felt a good choice. Cold, yellow and fizzy, it did the job. XPA at 4.2% followed. You’re going down the abv scale, Hector.

It was meant to be hazy – the barman advised. XPA, Extra Pale Ale, had there been time, there would have ben more. A perfectly competent session Bier.

An Über had been mentioned, however, Beverley came to pick us up, well, she had a sitter.

Sitting out back, as opposed to being in the outback, Marg had an ongoing, nay, never ending, Easter Egg Hunt, for those who were not amused by chilled Bier. The much celebrated Dreams I shall miss, I did get the chance to sample another Aether which was a joint brew with another award winning brewery. Who wins awards?

Fusion Celebration DIPA at 8.00% took me back to the days of Rowing Jack (AleBrowar, Polska). A high IBU might take a bit of work after NEIPA, there is no bad thing in keeping the palate ready to accept a variety of styles. More Dreams.

Still daylight the mosquitoes had heard that Hector was in town, Retreat indoors.

Barbie, Marg had watched the movie on the flight here. She was not impressed, I shall await the sequel about Barbie’s uncle Klaus. Ryno, he told me, is a celebrated BBQ Chef. The Spicy sausages impressed, but not as much as the – Lamb Cutlets. I have never had Lamb at a BBQ before today. Chops, with the thin section of Meat removed, stunning.

With the sun down and no sign of the weans settling, it was time to head back to the city. Still Easter Sunday, still the Embassy Hotel was closed. Definitely gone. We had located Death and Taxes on Friday, tonight it was open. A classy joint, the gantry was reminiscent of The Pot Still (Glasgow) but with an array beyond Scotch.

All the bar stools were taken, a strange sight. Marg reckoned it was so that customers could watch the cocktail mixing show.

Marg had to watch the mixing of her – Moonlight – from afar.

The range of tap Bier was naff. The chap at Aether had mentioned Young Henry’s (Newtown, Sydney, Australia). Natural Lager at 4.2% was therefore chosen. An unfiltered Lager, dry with Malt coming across, the hops kept coming. This was a decidedly different Lager, far from the usual blandness. This was the last Bier in Brisbane.

Back at the hotel, I checked the price of an Über to the airport. It was comparable to two train tickets and would save us hauling the bags to Central Station. But what about at 06.00? I decided to wait and see.

Breweries, bar, and food centre visited today:

Aether – 340 Melton Rd., Northgate, Brisbane QLD 4013

Fick Brewing Company – 108 Old Toombul Rd, Northgate Brisbane QLD 4013

Death and Taxes Brisbane – 36 Burnett Ln, Brisbane City QLD 4000

Uptown Food Centre – UPTOWN Brisbane, Queen St, Brisbane City QLD 4000

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Day 0 – Wednesday, March 20

The intention was to circumnavigate the planet back in 2021 in the aftermath of Marg’s retirement. Today marks four years since Boris declared all schools should close, it is also the Equinox.

Why – Day Zero? Those of us who spent hours letting trolleys pull ticker tape along a bench in the Physics lab know – you count the gaps, not the dots, so tomorrow is in effect – Day 1.

The 15.30 BA flight from Glasgow arrived at Heathrow on time having treated us to views of central London on the approach. The transfer to Terminal 3 by bus was much easier than the shuttle alternative. Terminal 3 has improved greatly since 2016 when last here. Then the facilities, even the seating areas were overrun, a well known coffee chain offered refuge until the 19.50 Qantas flight to Singapore, the time passed quickly.

An Airbus 380 holds potentially 520 souls. Seated in row 67, we were among the last to board, a benefit in some ways. Thirteen hours fifty minutes was the scheduled flight time, from the off the Captain said we would arrive early. It pays to fly eastwards, the same direction as the Earth rotates.

The seats in economy are remarkably comfortable and have decent legroom. Still, a potential fourteen hours sitting there was a vision of hell. The drinks service was minimal, one Bloody Mary and it was awful – too much ice, not enough tomato juice. The appropriately chilled red wine – Rob Dylan – which accompanied a fine roast beef dinner was better than most in-flight meals. But then how often does one actually get served a meal on a flight?

The selection of current movies was not wonderful. Killers of the Flower Moon did pass the first hours followed by the much better The Holdovers. This prompted me to watch the first two episodes of the final season of Billions on my netbook…the connection being the wonderful Paul Giamatti. Flower Moon – Moonflower, in the small hours I put on Carlos, a documentary about Santana passed a drowsy hour. This was as close as the Hector would get to sleep, Marg was out for a couple of hours.

Why did two stewards appear to go into the toilet at the same time? When a third joined them followed by a fourth, I realised this was a stair down to the bowels of the ‘plane. A dozen or so staff went down to sleep. Breakfast was served in what was now mid afternoon local time. The array of fresh fruit and yoghurt was just what the body needed.

We were arriving an hour early, no more entertainment was required. Touchdown.

Day 1 – Thursday, March 21

Entry to Singapore was the easiest at any post Brexit international arrivals. The passport scanner worked, our previously completed on-line entry forms were recognised, a thumbprint later and we were in. The luggage did take a while to arrive on the belt. Meanwhile, our pre-booked taxi driver had been in touch using WhatsApp, a saviour when one dare not turn on the home SIM card. Having no local currency, a tip was offered by card, but honourably declined. A taxi driver refusing a tip?

Checking in to the Ibis Styles Albert was straightforward, hopefully a complimentary two hour extension to our stay has been granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The swimming pool is on the fourth floor, and so are we, a matter of metres away, but on the opposite side. A great location.

From the pool, the Sim Lim Square shopping mall was visible a block away. Two SIM cards were soon installed courtesy of Vision 11.

Back to the hotel to get rid of our passports and out again, food required, after-all it was only fruit for breakfast.

Outside the Sim Lim mall is a parade of eateries each selling their take on Asian, non-Indian food. First we needed cash, just in case, S$100 (£60.00) was withdrawn, we can spend it on the last day if we still have it. How could the Hector resist – Wing Seong Fatty’s Restaurant? Marg ordered Sweet & Sour Pork, standard, the Hector Duck with noodles, medium. Oh, and a big bottle of Tiger Lager.

Tiger Beer Original (Singapore) at 5.0% was suitably cold, yellow and fizzy.

Tiger is part of Heineken (Nederland).

The food turned out to be substantial and tasted pretty much like any Chinese back home. They all source the same bottled sauces, and vinegars. With big blobs of onion and capsicum, an anathema in Hector’s favoured cuisine, fine here. The little bowls of Chilli sauce and sliced Pickled Chillies added more bite.

One decent Bier before collapsing time. Alchemy Bistro was around the corner. Four taps, the more interesting ones – were aff. S$18.00 for a 330ml bottle of Swedish Bier? Needs must.

Nordic India Pale Ale (Nordic Vibes, Kiruna, Sverige) at 4.5% claimed to be – Hoppy Citrus – and a NEIPA. It was neither. Mosaic hops featured but as this was clearly a West Coast IPA in both colour and bitter taste, I would love to establish the IBU to prove my point.

It has been a long day, or had it? We had lost eight hours, but without a night’s sleep both were ready to crash. Why can I not watch Sky News in Singapore on any device? It was still 27ºC at midnight.

Bars and restaurants visited today:

Alchemy Bistro – 128 Prinsep St, #01-01 Singapore 188655

Wing Seong Fatty’s Restaurant – 175 Bencoolen St, Singapore 189649


Day 2 – Friday, March 22

Air-con, it’s noisy, but necessary. Awake at 05.00, it was time to seize the day. In reality it was still three hours before UK bedtime. An opperchancity to get writing. Bier-Traveller is never as up to date as Curry-Heute, or anywhere near as comprehensive. With many hours to be spent on ‘planes, I may actually post in batches, time will tell. If I post daily it all goes backwards anyway.

Julia was awake at 06.00, an early class. She confirmed that we did not need to purchase an EZ Link card for the MRT (Metro), tapping on/off would suffice. Marg surfaced and went for a swim, Hector was well gone.

Eventually our acts coincided, time to brave the elements, 33ºC+, Hector finds this a comfortable temperature to walk in having worked in hotter conditions in Emek Hayarden.

Crossing over Bukit Timah Road took us to Little India. There were signs at the start of Serangoon Road giving the history of the area. Walking along the main road felt a bit naff, we headed east into the backstreets. After only a couple of blocks, Clive Street proved to be the south-eastern periphery already.

Having checked out the other side of the main road it was time for Curry. Khansama @Little Indiawas one of a handful of venues which featured on Google Maps, there were many which didn’t. Clearly there are more venues which could have been considered. We were not the only tourists at Khansama.

After a bizarre eating experience we walked back to Rochor MRT station. The blue – Downtown – line took us, well – Downtown. What a line, it runs from Expo, the airport to the centre of the city and loops back on itself. Each station on each MRT line has a name and a number, this facilitates counting the stops and must help those who have limited ability in reading of our script.

No eating, drinking, smoking, don’t set yourself alight, and no – durian!

No messing in Singapore, nobody chews gum in line.

We soon found ourselves at the waterfront. Walking around the bay/marina seemed logical. Gardens by the Bay – was the only Singapore sight known to Hector prior to arrival, this became the intended destination.

The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands – were en route, this was on Marg’s sister’s list of recommended places to visit. Black Tap Craft Burgers & Beers was unavoidable. A large soft drink and a small Bier could be what the body would tolerate. Bier before 16.00 in a hot climate does not bode well for Hector.

Only pints were served, shit happens.

Birdseye Hazy IPA (Parrotdog,Wellington, New Zealand) at 5.9% claimed to be a NEIPA. The dark haze was not too welcoming, the taste was bitter, far too bitter.

Not doing well on the Bier front so far, Hector.

Marina Bay Sands Hotel dominates the Singapore skyline. As with the Empire State Building, what’s the point of paying to go up it when you cannot see it from the top. Hector had a cunning plan for later.

Gardens by the Bay is stunning, the aerial walkway was dismissed. Ahead lay Cloud Forest and Flower Dome, two indoor attractions. S$24.00 for each or S$32.00 for both? A no brainer.

Having passed the indoor waterfall, an elevator takes you to the top, from there one winds ones way back down along – aerial walkways – at times a bit hairy. A Botanists delight, otherwise just a spectacle and wonder of engineering. An Equatorial Forest indoors. So why was it so cool? In the UK we go in to hothouses to see tropical plants, Cloud Forest was decidedly – temperate.

Photo opperchancities were aplenty, so little jostling for the best positions, everyone was more polite than everyone else. Twenty four hours in Singapore and already one gets the feeling that the powers that be have created a paradise.

Chewing gum – I did see the telltale black stains on one flight of steps in the garden area. Otherwise, every pavement, floor, is spotless.

As it was approaching 18.00 and sunset was at 19.15, we considered leaving Flower Dome until tomorrow.

No way, Pedro – we were politely informed. Our ticket was valid for today only.

Flower Dome was very much the lesser of the two. Pretty flowers, but there was an area devoted to – baobab – the bottle tree, one of the few tropical trees Hector recognises having taught its characteristics.

Emerging into the heat was testing. There was a pit stop, cold drinks required. Having walked miles, the body was protesting. The base of the back, the legs, the feet in sandals for the first time in a month. Here is where the heat definitely helps, having resumed the walk the body thawed out.

All was well.

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LeVel33 – is the highest urban microbrewery in the World. Could we locate it? Tower 1 – we found ourselves at the controlled entry to Tower 2 and Tower 3, we asked and were duly directed. LeVel33 is pukka, bookings recommended, would all of Singapore be up there for sunset?

The receptionist at the foot of the elevator showed us the dress-code. Shorts and sandals does not comply. I had long trousers in by backpack, the sandals I could do nothing about. Tomorrow is another day.

Julia was joining us after work, I redirected her to Welcome Ren Min where a choice of NEIPA was reported. One stop to Telok Ayer on the Downtown line would get us nearly there. Meanwhile the facilities at Downtown MRT were visited, may as well get the longs on just in case.

We passed the Tiger Taproom en route up the hill. Smoke-room – had me worried. I popped my head in, no ashtrays, smoking has long gone in Singapore.

The blue dot ended up at Maxwell Food Center, a – Hawker centre – as such venues are called. The place was stowed, cheaper eats presumably, and getting three seats would be a challenge.

Welcome Ren Min – was at the entrance, behold the Bier list, behold the Bier. Marg was not impressed. This was not what Marg considers to be – ambience. She had to find a soft drink stall and actually spent cash.

The chap serving was informative, talking me through the list. Once NEIPA was mentioned the starting Bier became obvious, but a small size was taken just in case, and especially at these prices. Bier in Singapore is reassuringly expensive.

Bubbleicious Burst (Ren Min, Singapore) at 6.4% was the real deal. With the full haze and a big hop hit, a joyful experience. HBC 586 and Superdilic hops were possibly not encountered previously, a definite – wow!

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Julia arrived – hugs – and she bought something else. There were seats along the outside wall of the market, here we sat and caught up. I last saw Julia when we flew to Berlin, Julia was off to meet friends, Howard and Hector were following Riverside around Polska.

For the next round we both went large and – Bubbleicious!

We could have stayed here much longer but eventually the facilities would have to be faced. Given the state of the dining tables inside, already a worry. Julia spotted cans of One Drop (Sydney, Australia) run by a friend, this she purchased. Hector had worked out an eleven minute route to the next venue. Meanwhile Marg had realised that – Maxwell Market – was on Sister’s List, suddenly this locus was acceptable. I tore myself away knowing that this NEIPA would be hard to beat. Julia had already declared that she would be back.

Heart of Darkness is an outlet for Bier of the eponymous Vietnamese brewery. A Singapore brewery tap in other words. A very young crowd, and by now I was formulating an empirical theory: there are no fat Singapore females. We acquired a favourable table in the far corner. The waitress said – just wave – when we needed her. That worked.

 

Loose Rivet (Heart of Darkness, Saigon, Vietnam) at 7.5% was second on the board, it had to be. Suitably hazy, I could not believe the abv, this was dangerous. However, it was a bit thin and lacked the necessaries, maybe tropical in flavour but lacked the hop blast. I could not source the hops.

I studied the Bier menu on the table, there was another NEIPA on offer:

Dream Sensation (Heart of Darkness, Saigon, Vietnam) at a mere 5.7% proved to be a winner. This was full on Mosaic and became the Bier for the rest of the night.

Julia and Marg ordered food. Marg had a Fish Taco, small but tasty, the Hector took one bite only. From what I have established, all venues which serve Bier also have an extensive food menu.

Approaching midnight, or 16.00 back home, Julia arranged a taxi, I found a bus for us which avoided the walk to an MRT. Goodnight hugs.

On the walk to the bus stop I deduced that it was then only a matter of minutes to Chinatown MRT, also on the Downtown line. QED.

Brewery taps and restaurant visited today:

Black Tap Craft Burgers & Beers : 10 Bayfront Ave #L1-80, Bay Level, The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands, 2 Bayfront Ave, Singapore 018972

Welcome Ren Min : 1 Kadayanullar St., Unit No. 01-33 Maxwell Food Centre, Singapore 069184

Heart of Darkness Singapore : 1 Keong Saik Rd., Singapore 089109

Khansama @Little India : 166 Serangoon Road Junction of, Norris Rd, 218050


Day 3 – Saturday, March 23

Wide awake at 05.00, I switched on the netbook. In the blink of an eye, Scotland lost another goal to Nederland. 4 v 0 ! Three subs, three goals lost in quick succession. John Souttar did not cover himself in glory. Meanwhile, Yilmaz limped off in the first half playing for Türkiye.

Once again, Hector took the writing route back to sleep at 07.00. Marg went for her morning jog then swim.

Today’s Curry was at Kebabchi Charcoal BBQ, a much better outcome. However, finding the venue was challenging. Two stops on the Downtown line took us to Promenade. From here the Suntec City mall revealed itself.

Google Maps does not work in 3D. I took from the blue dot that Kebabchi was inside, but how high up? We searched two floors up, inside and out. It would have been easier finding Anne Franke. At a Japanese restaurant cluster a young chap said – go to the basement!

As we finished lunch, so Marg identified the Helix Bridge and the Merlion as sight to see. Chinatown can wait until tomorrow.

The approach to Helix Bridge was complicated by ongoing construction for the – Youth Olympics. Photos secured, there was little point actually crossing the bridge, Merlion was on our side. Blue sky today, time for the hat. As we took in the same views as yesterday, but with better conditions, so a young chap offered to take our photos. Marg handed over her phone and my camera.

You’ll run away – she said, in jest.

Anywhere else, probably, not in Singapore.

The Merlion was mobbed with ever so polite people waiting in turn to have their photos taken at – the spot. Marg’s position meant she was cooled by the spray, the Hector was cooking. Bunkers, a pit stop, S$5.00 Colas.

Sunset was looming, back to Downtown MRT to change, and no sandals today, we approached LeVel33. Doris at the desk recognised us, even in our comparative finery. Only outside tables were available. A name was asked for, up we went in the dedicated elevator.

The brew-plant was there, the World’s highest urban microbrewery. Where was the telltale smell of yeast? Everything was pristine, if they do brew here it must be when nobody is around.

Thankfully our table was away from the edge. I already knew the Bier was not going to be wonderful, the menu did not state the abv, the waiter was able to supply – the information.

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House Porter (LeVel33, Singapore) at 4.8% had a decent level of chocolate through the malt. Importantly the Bier was not sweet. It was well worth the 33 floor climb for the view, the Bier was palatable.

Marg had sorbet, we also both shared Sparkling Water. Liquid required.

The tropical phenomenon of instant darkness meant we saw the night skyline without having to wait for twilight to dissipate. That was a view!

Julia was in touch, Mihajlo arrived today. They would come out to meet us. American Taproom, Waterloo St. was suggested, reportedly serving a choice of NEIPA. Julia trusted my judgement, she too has the Untappd app. The Downtown line from Downtown to Bencoolen, why are we always travelling in the one direction, got us near enough. From there, we could walk home.

The Downtown line crosses itself at depth, just how deep was the Expo bound line?

American Taproom is situated in a lane off Waterloo Street. Julia led Mihajlo to another branch. This multi-tap bar did not only feature Bier from the USA, it also had Verdant (Falmouth England) and Cloudwater (Manchester, England) were also available.

A pity the Verdant was in the wrong style. However, four names caught the eye, could I get through them?

Hop Around The World (Young Master, Hong Kong, China) at 6.0% was the obvious starter. A NEIPA featuring Yakima Chief, Nelson Sauvin, Motueka and Superdilic hops had the required hop hit. What a combination. This was a beautiful Bier but did feel a bit thin at the end. On another day I could have stuck with this, but with more to choose from…

Julia and Mihajlo arrived. Hugs and an introduction. A Serb who has done eleven parachute jumps to Hector’s ten. He declared first. We have a lot in common, European cinema in particular. Mihajlo likes – Sours, you can’t win them all. However, he offered Augustiner (München) as his favourite Deutsche Bier. We settled down for what would be a long and expensive night. I have never seen a bar bill for two that much, Marg was on toffee flavoured Cider. Should I worry?

Pixelated Stargazer (Revision Brewing Company, Sparks, Nevada, USA) is another NEIPA at 6.7%. Suitably hazy, this was on the sharp side of smooth. With Motueka, Mosaic and Citra hops, this Bier was more tropical tasting than juicy.

Fresh Haze (Deschutes Brewery, Portland, Oregon USA) is a Hazy IPA at 6.5%. With a reasonable haze, smooth tasting hops, this was easy drinking. I may have mentioned more than once that I have been to the Brewery Tap in Portland.

Cloudwater, the brewery that stood out during Lockdown but has declined rapidly since. Track, across the street are doing so much better. Cloudwater in Singapore? It had to be.

DIPA v14 (Cloudwater, Manchester, England) at 8.0% was a good-night Bier and ridiculous expensive. This Double Hazy IPA had the full on milkshake haze. This Bier was so smooth, totally dangerous, and worthy of a repeat. I was quickly advised that back home that v17 is available.

Eight hours ahead, we were calling it a night as peeps back home were going out to play. The walk back to Ibis Styles Albert took no time at all. Marg claims to know these streets from her morning runs and has photos to prove it.

You think a night is over and then it’s not. There were lights still on in Albert Street, people were sitting outside a venue having Bier.

This was Hospoda, a Czech-style microbrewery in the literal sense, almost a cupboard in the hotel adjacent to the Ibis. There was time for a nightcap. Marg had more Cider, I really should worry. The choice of Pivo was Pilsner or Dark, I chose the former.

Pilsner (Hospoda, Singapore) at 4.5% was unfiltered, slightly acidic but acceptable. This would cleanse the palate ready for more – milkshakes – tomorrow, hopefully.

I have never had such a short walk home after visiting a brewery.

Breweries, Bars and Restaurants visited:

LeVel33 : 8 Marina Blvd, #33 – 01 Tower 1, Singapore 018981

American Taproom, Waterloo St. : 261 Waterloo St, #01-23 Waterloo Centre, Singapore 180261

Hospoda Microbrewery : 180 Albert St, #01-19, Singapore 189971

Kebabchi Charcoal BBQ : 3 Temasek Blvd, #B1-146, Singapore 038983


Day 4 – Sunday, March 24

The last full day in Singapore, Chinatown was the objective yesterday but the Helix Bridge and Merlion interrupted. Today definitely, maybe, we’ll meet Julia and Mihajlo for lunch too. The sleep pattern remains the same. Marg, who could sleep through a hurricane, was up and out, the keep fit regime must be maintained. For Hector, well this nonsense doesn’t write itself. After a two hour stint it was back to sleep around 07.00. Deep sleep, gosh it’s almost noon. Except of course it isn’t, it’s 04.00 GMT. Time travel.

Grasshopper, Julia confirmed she and Mihajlo would meet at the restaurant of my choosing. Julia may work in Singapore, it’s the Hector who has been leading her to venues never visited previously, and she has liked them all. The wise one knows that if one is having food from that most populous nation then Hunan is what you want. Tracey sent Dr. Stan and Hector to Brandy Ho’s – Hunan Food (San Francisco) back in 2018, there’s no going back to Sichuan etc. after Hunan.

Marg and Hector emerged from the Chinatown MRT stop on the Downtown line, other Singapore MRT lines are available, just after 14.00.

As with Little India, Chinatown in Singapore is compact. We walked the peripheral streets last night, distances are now being understood, Downtown Singapore is manageable on foot, but who wants to arrive anywhere – a sweaty blob?

The Bombay-Mexican food outlet stood out from the mass of eateries. Why come here for either? I have seen so ,any photos of Chinese/Thai/Japanese/Malay cuisine that I believe I have seen every Dish possible. Trotters are on many a menu, but – pig. Our Pakistani restaurants back home don’t have this. Paya!

A shop selling who knows what played – The Yellow Rose of Texas – on an endless loop, sung in Cantonese, of course. I could tell it was Cantonese. Marg bought some postcards, a different Tracy insists. A fridge magnet too, our only souvenir of Singapore? When one of our bags is lost in transit, we can buy loads.

It didn’t take long to cover the area, the indoor market too. The covered Smith Street, formerly – Brothel Street – Marg has been reading up.

It was time to rendezvous at Xiang Xiang Hunan Cuisine @Chinatown. The blue dot took us to the correct locus, but which shop exactly was it? With unforgiving signage what’s what? I had to ask in one restaurant where possibly their more famous competition was. We were directed across the street.

Table 26, not the window table the waitress directed us to. QR code ordering, what is this, Covid is no more. For reasons unknown, my Oppo wouldn’t pick up the QR code, Marg’s identical machine did. Two sweaty blobs ordered two colas, duly delivered. We had a menu, lots of delightful photos with English written also, yay. Marg was heading for her customary Pork: Bamboo shoot with stir-fried pork, but was then caught by the big photo of Xiang Xiang’s signature Dish: Hunan style stir-fried pork. Still Pork then. For Hector, it would normally be Duck, but the word – cumin – took me to the Beef dish.

Julia and Mihajlo arrived and made their choices. Marg’s choice was replicated but they ticked the – not-spicy – box. Hunan cuisine is Spicy, that’s the point. Tofu and a Cucumber creation were added also. More cola, the waitress was becoming confused, her English was poor, our Cantonese is non-existent, she was working in Chinatown, we were at her mercy.

One-more – did she mean two, or was that simply her – one?

Receipts, in a Chinese script only, were collected and placed in a drawer under the table. No prices, just the Dish and quantity. I suppose Marg did have a record on her phone of what we had ordered.

The table was soon laden with food. This sharing lark, no way with Curry, here it made sense. The lack of complexity in each dish makes one want variety. The Cumin Beef had lots of sliced Chillies and no Onion or Capsicum, Marg’s Pork had some Onion and loads of Capsicum.

The Rice seemed stingy but this is as much a bib as an accompaniment. Sticky Rice, far from the cultured Basmati the Hector is used to. Imagine trying to pick up individual grains of Basmati with chop sticks. My fellow diners used the traditional weapons, I used what I have come to know as the ceramic soup spoon. It took us a while to wade through this lot, Mihajlo ordered more Tofu, he likes Tofu. Another chit in the drawer.

It came time to pay, which chit was which? Out came the trusty Oppo, Google Translate recognised – Simple Chinese – and is if by magic, all was revealed. I took our chit to the counter, but we still owed for the first colas.

A collective Bill for Table 26 was printed out, in both English and Cantonese. The lesser Doris said there was no way we could split the Bill, it had to be paid in one. Major Doris was summoned, same story. They hadn’t met The Hector.

A pen was produced and a calculator, the Bill was duly split.

The Bier of the trip, to date, has been Bubblelicious Burst (Ren Min, Singapore), given the proximity of the Maxwell Food Centre to Chinatown, planting the seed for a return for Bier at – Welcome Ren Minwas always going to pay dividends.

It was written.

There was a different chap serving today, he soon got to know the Order, though Mihajlo was reticent about engaging with NEIPA. Mihajlo bought cans of – Sour. A young chap was sitting alone at the table in front of the Bier taps, we joined him.

Calum, a colleague of Julia’s joined us. His origins are Scottish.

The conversation continued until it was that time when the facilities may have to be employed. Time to move on.

SG Taps, another multi-tap Singapore bar was eleven minutes away up Duxton Hill, which I’m told was quote pukka.

Hoppy Cow (Siberia, Czechia) at 5.4%, a Milkshake IPA, is what I had my hopes on. The anticipated – haze – was present, but it tasted strange. Helles with something added – was noted. Later I added the dreaded – Brett. This Bier was not for Hector.

Let It Be – Xenia (Pink Blossoms, Singapore) a 6.8% NEIPA came to the rescue. Dry tasting, the full milkshake haze, it took a while for any sense of hops to register, a consequence of its predecessor. There was more.

Mihajlo ordered something that was a funny colour., a taste was duly declined.

We spent a couple of hours at SG Taps, Marg thought it fit that we leave – the youngsters – and so we took our leave, farewell – hugs. In a repeat of two nights ago, the MRT from Chinatown took us back to Rocher.

Hospoda’s Tmavé was calling.

The serving chap remembered us as one might expect in such a small operation.

The Dark was described as being between four and five percent. It depends on the batch. Surprisingly smooth, this Bier was not over-malted, had no acidity and after the Pilsner last night, this was definitely the better of the two.

It was not a long walk home after my final Bier in Singapore.

Brewery Tap, Bar and restaurant visited today:

Welcome Ren Min : 1 Kadayanullar St., Unit No. 01-33 Maxwell Food Centre, Singapore 069184

SG Taps ; 13 Duxton Hill, #01-01, Singapore 089597

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Xiang Xiang Hunan Cuisine @Chinatown : 8 Mosque St., #08/09/10, Singapore 059488


Day 5 – Monday, March 25

Time to leave Singapore and continue on the next leg eastwards, always eastwards is stated in the One World Alliance rules whose – Around the World Ticket – we have purchased.

Our Qantas flight to Brisbane departed at 19.20, there was time to fill before then. The Ibis Styles Albert permitted a 14.00 check-out, this gave time for lunch.

A Monday lunchtime, surprisingly most of the cafes on Bencoolen Street, opposite Sim Lim Square were closed. This left the Hawker Market in the basement of Sim Lim as the obvious nearby place to eat.

We had cash to get rid of, having only spent cents of the S$100.00 taken out on Day 1. Some units were selling substantial Dishes up to S$20.00, we knew what a feast these could be. Wok Of Wonders had prices suggesting more modest portions. Marg had Sweet & Sour Pork, for a change, the Hector – Chai Poh Fried Fish Rice. The whole fried egg was a feature of both Dishes and the sliced Red Chillies a feature of of mine. Marg had the big onions.

Our Ibis complimentary coffee was had in the lobby bar/restaurant, except that at Ibis Styles Albert, this looks like a separate entity. This place closes at 21.00 so there is nowhere to sit at this hotel if one takes a late night notion.

Our extra punctual taxi took us to Changi Airport at 14.15 for our evening flight to Brisbane. The driver insisted we visit – Jewel – directly opposite Terminal 1, and so we did. BER – this is not. As this chapter draws to a close and the story – so far – has been told, hopefully those who wish to see even more photos of our memorable days in Singapore will click on the appropriate links.

Singapore, you were a blast, and a big thanks to Julia who played her part in making it so. Although Julia will not appear in person again in this trip, her name is scheduled to crop up soon. Who’s next?

Restaurant visited today:

Wok of Wonders : Sim Lim Square, 1 Rochor Canal Rd, Singapore 188504

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Manchester – It’s Putty Day!

On Wednesday at 10.30, 10.25 for those in the know, Verdant Brewing Co. (Falmouth, England) released their now classic Putty. Can a Craft Beer first brewed in 2017 be a classic already? Damn right it can. All CANs would be sold out by 11.00.

Putty, an 8.0% DIPA with the full on milkshake haze features Galaxy, Mosaic and Azacca hops. Imagine Mango Lassi with a kick. Today, selected pubs across the UK simultaneously served the keg. One keg per venue. The list of venues essentially defines the best Craft Beer bars in the UK.

Today is the first of this year’s two nights of IQ at The Met, Bury, an annual Prog Rock event in Hector’s calendar. This brought Hector and Marg to Manchester initially. After the ritual Curry at Kabana in the Northern Quarter, we arrived at Cafe Beermoth just after 17.00. Two hours VDT!

Are you sure it will be on? – asked Marg.

It had better be – was the reply.

No negative waves.

Tap 3 had the Putty! Marg decided to treat. 2/3 – was the required quantity, Marg came back with a ½. There was a restriction in place – to give everyone a chance. However, blessed is the lady who brings Putty. Marg had coffee.

Meanwhile, at the Grunting Growler (Glasgow), the chaps were out in force, almost. Between us we didn’t reach the magic – ten. (No photos by Yvonne.)

Can a Bier be this wonderful that Hector posts a Blog entry to celebrate? Evidently.

Returning to Cafe Beermoth at 23.00 after the IQ-Bury excursion, there was a remote possibility… This time Marg challenged Hector’s uncertainty.

It’s Aff! Instead, Neal Gets Things Done at 6.5%, another Verdant winner featuring Citra, Mosaic and Nelson Sauvin, was the replacement.

Where’s the rest of your crowd? – asked the familiar barman/manager.

We’ll be here, mob-handed, next week!

Mr. Manchester got here first!

Update

I am reliably informed that a keg of Putty has been made available for our local in Glasgow.  It will be served next Saturday when we are all back in Blighty!

No, I’m not saying where.

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Bologna – Emilio Romagna – The Craft Beer Capital of Italia?

Saturday, October 14, 2023

Three nights in Bologna, the final leg of this trip, and Bier-wise, a potential highlight. The Craft Beer Capital of Italia – is how two friends have described Bologna. This summer, a London Beer publication also confirmed the same venues that were – on the listCraft Beer in  Roma has been celebrated for some two decades, however, this year’s short visit limited further investigation. With all the Craft Beer outlets lying within the boundary of the Mediaeval city walls, moving around on foot would be simple, getting to Bologna, less so.

For reasons unknown, our pre-booked train tickets from Pisa involved a fast train to Firenze, a change of station then an onward two hour plus journey by bus. Fast trains were available from Firenze but at unrealistic prices. Arriving at Pisa Centrale just before 11.00 for our 11.43 departure, only one train was on the otherwise blank departure board. The Trenitalia information office was closed, the line of people with suitcases queuing at the ticket desks was growing rapidly. Our previous Trenitalia journeys on this trip have featured constant announcements on every train, in English and Italian that it is now necessary to check-in before boarding a train when using their app. I could check-in for the Bologna bound bus, but not the immediate train journey. The conclusion, no information, no trains.

Having had no option but to use FlixBus between Trieste and Porec & Pula (Hrvatska-Croatia) back in 2018, their app was still on the trusty Oppo. There were two buses going from Pisa to Bologna, the first leaving at 11.30. Having booked two tickets, I took what seemed like the sensible option to then book seats 6A and 6B. The Pisa Coach Station is on the other side of town, a taxi saved us arriving there as sweaty blobs. The FlixBus tracker, where was that on the day I had to escape from Polska, showed a five minute delay in departure. We arrived in Bologna ahead of our original schedule, but not before two chaps boarded in Firenze with seats 6A and 6B booked. So it goes.

Determined to report on at least two Bologna Curry Houses, this was the first item on the Bologna agenda. The joy that was Mirch Masala is written.

One of our advisers had suggested that the coffee at Caffè Terzi is the finest in Bologna. As we walked up Via Guglielmo Oberdan, strains of cosmic music wafted through the air. Two chaps, one on acoustic double Bass, the other on strange contraptions, the Percussionist. A single flip-flop, what a sign, was his primary – drumstick. Digital delay was being put to its full use.

PsicoNauti – I had to buy their CD. Those who know CAN’s – Dizzy Dizzy (Soon Over Babaluma) will recognise the vibe.

And so to Caffè Terzi, where we managed to get a table through the back. This was my first encounter of an Americano served as an Espresso with hot water, as well as hot milk, on the side. We like our coffee hotter than hot.

Tasty coffee, let’s reboil the kettle.

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The next half hour or so was spent at Le due Torri: Garisende e degli Asinelli. There was no desire to climb Garisende, but having just left Pisa, it was weird to discover that Asinelli is tilted by 0.1º more than Pisa’s more famous tower.

Bier o’clock

There are two distinct lines of Craft Beer houses in Bologna. One runs westwards from Piazza Maggiore, the other in a north-south line to the west of the University area. We looped north within the city walls to arrive at Via Mascarella. Zapap Taproom, the most northerly of the cluster was first on the agenda. This tiny bar was stowed, inside and out. A Saturday night, everyone was here. We headed a few metres onwards to LOrtica which again seemed to be mobbed.

Determination got the Hector through the throng huddled at the doorway to LOrtica, Bier was required. Mascarella 28 (Birrificio RuRale, Italia) at 6.0% is an AIPA, no NEIPA / DDH IPA. Yellow, with a slight haze, this West Coast creation was dry, resinous, not what the Hector wanted.

Move along. Actually, Marg’s Limestone Ginger Beer had a much more appealing flavour. As the place cleared a bit, so the staff appeared to recognise our presence. We were forty years older than the average customer. I was intrigued by the number of seats through the back. So many Italians remain addicted to that stinky weed and have to be outside where the penned in seats were full.

The entrance to Zapap Taproom had partially cleared, also, we must have hit Via Mascarella at a significant moment. There was even space at the bar, and a shelf to sit at on the opposite wall. All very cosy. An Aperol Spritz for Marg, for Hector it had to be the Mosaic IPA.

Hoppy Polla (Birrifico Artignale Zapap, Bologna, Italia) at 5.5% was a distinct improvement. Again, West Coast in style, the favoured hop came across. With nothing nasty here, More would have been welcomed, but there were other venues to evaluate.

Our stay at Zapap was prolonged by the excellent pair of girls behind the bar engaging us. In the spirit of Aperitivo, two slices of Pizza were presented. That put the kybosh on plans for dinner later.

Madama Beerstrò was next on the list, however, Marg had other ideas. We were passing a bar, yes one of those normal bars which still served fayre from the twentieth century. The football was on the TV, Marg wanted a break from Bier note-taking. I have no idea what the place was called, or who was playing. I lie.

Italia 4v0 Malta. We were at Spiller, an Italian pub chain featuring Bier from Forst (brewed north of Turin) among others.

The Heller Bock at 7.5% would cleanse the palate of the hops that had recently been implanted. With minimal sweetness, if you had told me this had been brewed in Deutschland, I would not have been surprised. I did like the detail in their Bier menu, as well as the usual information that the Heller Bock was bottom fermented, is information I can share.

Madama Beerstrò was probably the highlight of the night. Only seven taps and still nothing – in the required style, the time was right for a DIPA. Masika (Birrifico Amerino, Italia) at 8.0% was gold and clear. With an appropriate body, this West Coast style DIPA was far from being a Session Bier. Not shabby at all. The palate was adjusting.

It was here we encountered the Bologna Craft Beer map. It matched my research, nay, I had one extra place nearby to visit. The staff again engaged, the advantages of having a Revolut card were outlined. In exchange, a chap suggested a NEIPA in CAN, again from Birrificio Amerino. Bier from a CAN, aye right! Next time.

Birreria Popolare was the newcomer. Again busy inside and out, the Bier choices were popular Euro fayre on one board, Italian Craft on the other.

Ciube (Birrificio Artigianale Lariano, Italia) an 8.5% DIPA was the Hector choice. Gold in colour, with a slight haze, the body reflected the abv. Dry tasting, there was nothing significant in the way of hops coming across. This is the way the night, indeed the majority of the Italian Craft Beer scene, appears to be.

The seating area was – through – the bar, a strange experience. We became aware of the downstairs room, perhaps a crowd had been watching the football on the large screen. They evacuated leaving it empty. This was a decent venue, the staff were communicative, welcoming.

Astral Beers Pub was the last port of call on this east side strip. There was a feeling that the large space might have been better utilised.

Seven taps, and being the night-cap, the Hector went dark. A 10% Baltic Porter would have gone down well, a 5.5% Dry Stout had to suffice. Gallagher Stout (Hilltop, Italia) had the hoped for chocolate and coffee hit, now imagine it at 10%.

Sunday, October 15, 2023

Mornings, what’s the point? Marg tends to disappear to get her steps up, the Hector usually gets around to some blogging. With yesterday’s Curry written up, it was time to find today’s. Sadly, not such a great experience. However, despite not having eaten there, I have gathered enough information over two days to establish that Tikka Point (Desi Nashta) is definitely the place to check out.

We strolled through Parco della Montagnola on our return from the wrong side of the tracks.  Not much to see there.

Piazza Maggiore would then be studied today. Today’s busker sounded like Bernardo Lanzetti (Premiata Forneria Marconi) as we approached the square. He then changed to songs with English lyrics, wee pop tunes.

Today, I did not buy a CD.

Fontana del Nettuno, a famous erection on Piazza Maggiore, was screened off at the base. We spent time therefore appreciating the statue of Galvani. My interpretation of the plaque was that he was the first to send a message by wire in Italia. Galvanised – is certainly a well known term.

Marg had already visited the basilica at the top of the square. To me, it appeared to be incomplete, and therefore of little architectural merit.

Bier o’clock

Via Ugo Bassi runs west from Piazza Maggiore. Where it ends one finds the beginning of Via del Pratello, here there be Bier.

Mutenye, our local.

Somehow we missed Beer for Bunnies which is at the first corner. Birroteca Bukowsky was the target, closed on Sundays, as we discovered. We had spotted Mutenye, one of two premises with a mass of Bier taps, but not Craft Beer houses per se. Mutenye has Edlestoff (Augustiner, München)! Hector had to pay homage.

The young chap, featured above, spotted my Früh (Köln, Deutschalnd) t-shirt.  He promptly produced a Früh tap.  So gravity poured Bier at times?

Il Punto lies to the north of Via del Pratello, round the corner from a certain Scottish brewer whose name does not appear in these pages. Il Punto was a strange place. The staff were a bit in one’s face. Two bars, one for food? Lots of space, a covered area in the doorway, a large room off the bar area.

Eight taps, one more than seven, the choice boiled down to a 5.6% or 8.0% IPA. Still relatively early, the lesser was chosen. Sound (Birrificio Wyatt, Italia / Fan, San Marino) was cold, yellow and fizzy. With hardly any flavour at all, it should have attacked the palate after Hallertau Hops, it didn’t. More West Coast dryness, at least these encounters have yet to be sweet. A pity the IBU has not been forthcoming.

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Around the corner from Birroteca Bukowsky lies Beerichino. Another micro-bar, a welcoming chap, a pity his board was not so. To Øl (Danmark), have yet to impress. I was not going back down to 4.7% either. No Bier here for Hector, Marg said she was hungry.

Trattoria Baraldi lies next door to Mutenye on Via Pratello. A traditional restaurant, there are no Italian restaurants in Italia, this was the first opperchancity to have Tagliatelle al ragù bolognese in the city does that does not serve Spaghetti Bolognese. I have learned with Carbonara over the years that small portions can be deceptively filling. This portion was not.

There are only four taps in Beer for Bunnies. One of them was a NEIPA!

Little Miss Sunshine (Birrificio Busa dei Briganti, Italia) had – the taste! This milkshake-haze hit the palate with an assault of american delight. What hops, I can’t establish. The right ones, clearly.

Only then did I discover the Bier was 3.0%. I enjoyed every drop, but as this had become a very slow Bier day, it was time to move on up.

I asked Mein Host if he had any CANs of NEIPA. Behold the very same 6.3% San Blas (Birrificio Amerino, Italia) that I had been shown last night at Madama Beerstrò was presented. Only 330ml CANs in Italia? The milkshake haze was present, lactose was even confirmed. The – Polish aftertaste – was present, a slight astringency. Sabro, sometimes this hop is not intrusive, here it was.

Monday, October 16, 2023

Marg sold me the need to enter Basilica San di Petronio. The World’s largest/highest sundial only works when the sun is shining. Our last full day in Bologna was cloudy. The armed guards at the door did attract attention to something else that is in this building, enough for Islamic extremists to plan to blow up this pace of worship back in 2002.

No Curry for lunch today instead we dined at 051 Cibo e Passione in the heart of the market area.

The pasta was different, tortellini stuffed with meat, and served in a cheese sauce that quickly became monotonous. Marg did better with lasagna.

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Baladin Bologna – was checked out. Housed wholly within an indoor market, fine for a Bier with lunch, but hardly a place one would go for a session. Maybe they do.

Bier o’clock

Birroteca Bukowsky Birreria Bologna on Via Pratello was the main objective this evening. Having stopped for ice-cream near the university area, I thought Empire English Pub might be worth checking out. There was nothing – English – about this bar/eatery.

There was nobody behind the bar when we entered soon after opening time. Having inspected the array of – safe Bier – the kiosk in the corner of the room caught the eye. Different. As one would order a burger, so we purchased the gentle 5.0% Franziskaner Weizen (Spaten-Löwenbräu, Munchen), and a cocktail.

A table was taken, we waited for the drinks to appear. In time I was summoned to the bar. The girl knew we had ordered drinks, but had no idea what. On handing over the printout/receipt, this was not to be returned. I returned to our table and waited for the drinks to be brought over. Nope, I was summoned once more to the bar. How much work had I done in comparison to the barmaid?

A large screen displayed a video of a warming fireplace. This was the only gemütlich feature of Empire English Pub. Other TV screens showed classic rock/pop videos, with the sound down. Instead we had to suffer Italian (c)rap for the duration of our stay. For whom was this?

It became a matter of drink up and leave, this was not a welcoming establishment.

Birroteca Bukowsky Birreria Bologna was the opposite. With only four taps, there was nothing the Hector desired. Mein Host went straight to his fridge and produced suggestions. Naima Giant Step (Cr/ak Brewery, Padova, Italia) is a 6.2% DDH IPA. Yellow, with a full haze, this was a rewarding Bier. The unidentified hops came across, there was nothing here not to like, more!

Meanwhile Marg had been given a bottle of water. Bier or water, that was it. Sadly, this curtailed the visit, else the feet would have been firmly planted under the table. Mein Host and a customer engaged. The customer worked across the street at a public facility. Here too was a hole in the wall serving gas for Frizzante. Is this why sparkling water is so cheap?

Mein Host likes Pils, the Hector tends to avoid it, especially Deutsche Pils. Clearly a Bier enthusiast, I suggested he visit Manchester at the first opperchancity. He needs to be exposed to Craft Beer for the twenty first century. This was the best bar in Bologna.

Mutenye was where we spent the rest of the evening. Edelstoff (Augustiner, München) is always enjoyed, Marg could find something to her liking.

 There was even a snack, thus a second dinner was avoided.

We were recognised having been last night. The chap and his lady assistant looked after us. Second division Bier in many ways, but a proper bar and confirmed Via Pratello as the better of the two drinking areas.

Bologna, the Craft Beer Capital of Italia? The best Italian Craft Beer I encountered was brewed in Padova. What we have is a story of the majority of brewers not embracing the road to hoppiness.

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Athena 2023 – The First Two Days

The annual trip to Athena, forms part of this year’s main – summer –  trip, albeit in the autumn. It is approaching a decade since the last Athena Blog posted in Bier-Traveller, these days I tend to add more information in the drop down links at the top of the page. However, Curry-Heute has covered every trip, hopefully an earthquake and Covid lie behind us. This year it’s thunderstorms, the forecast for Hellas is horrible. We shall see.

Tuesday, September 26

Hector and Marg were up at 03.00 for our dawn flight from Edinburgh. Always Edinburgh, yet Glasgow is the centre of Scotland’s population. Lord Clive and Lady Maggie of Crawley took an even earlier flight to Athena this morning.

Arriving punctually around 13.00. The long walk to passport control was as expected, at least the post-Brexit queues were not a feature of this arrival, try getting through passport control in Köln, Porto and Lisboa these days in less than an hour.

The Metro took us to Monastiraki, our accommodation for the first two days was opposite Little Cook, a much decorated cafe at the southern edge of Psiri and a major attraction for children of all ages. Hector will admit to having enjoyed the ice-cream here.

Attic room – was how our accommodation was described, more like – rooftop. Bijou – would be another suitable description. For two nights, fine.

The view over Plaka to the Acropolis from the rooftop bar at Hotel A for Athens has become a popular spot over the years, especially late afternoon when the colours turn to richness. I texted Maggie to inform her of our intention to be there by 16.00, a message not picked up for some forty five minutes.

The rays from the sun were strong, the view was as satisfying as ever, perhaps more-so today since rain was forecast, is forecast, will be forecast, and is determined to follow the Hector everywhere he goes this year.

Bier o’clock, the staff thought otherwise. Anywhere else, we would have walked. Take in the view, take some photos. Eventually service, of sorts. The Bier list was poor, over-priced small bottles. That my first Bier of this trip was Budvar (Czechia) felt strange. Marg had Sparkling Water, she wanted a snack, not possible. The issued menu was due to change in ten minutes, if Marg wanted food, she would have to go downstairs to the restaurant. I texted both Clive and Maggie, relocation.

Beer Time is the only bar mentioned in my last Athena Blog posting that remains relevant. They have a Happy Hour daily at 16.00, two for one on draught Bier.

We took our seats at an outside table on Iroon Square, the heart of Psiri, the locus of every Athena visit in recent times, Plaka no more. Elena has long gone from Beer Time, yet we have met her every year. George was not on duty today, not well, no news on Thanasis, Mein Host. The new waitress was suitably welcoming. We were too early for Chara in the kitchen.

Septem 8th Day Mera – (Euboea, Hellas) featuring Citra, Mosaic and Simcoe hops, became my favourite Greek Bier some time back. A 7.0% West Coast style IPA at 7.0% with 65 IBU, a dry and surprisingly fruity Craft Beer as one can encounter, is a contemporary of Rowing Jack (AleBrowar, Polska). This has been the must have Happy Hour Bier at Beer Time for many years despite the palate now preferring New England IPAs. Septem 8 was gone from the list.

The most enticing Bier was Septem’s Lager-Blond at 4.5%. It was still hot enough to justify a Big Yellow Bier, especially after the meagre bottle in the previous half hour.

Clive phoned to inform us that due to the distance across Athena still to be travelled, they would miss the end of Happy Hour, could I order on their behalf. As George himself would have done, the waitress assured me that for us, Happy Hour would be extended.

Clive and Maggie have moved house since I last saw then in Crawley, two weeks ago. Updates out of the way, it was, well – Beer Time. I’m told my room is the only one in the new ‘ouse which is ready.

Shots were provided as we departed, we are known here.

It was only last year that Marg and Hector realised that restaurant The Rebetadiko of Psiri on the edge of Iroon Square has a huge garden to the rear. Hector led the way. A few paces later I asked the chap out front about the garden.

It’s closed, the rain is coming.

In fact, the restaurant was closed, we found ourselves being taken into the next door restaurant – Grillhouse Arachova.

Grill Houses, don’t start me. Have the Greeks lost the ability to cook? I ended up with a substantial Meze Grill, OK, it was for two and Marg was willing to share. Great value for what we had and impossible to finish as a Meze should be. 

There was cold, yellow, fizzy Bier, served in an iced glass, what’s not to like?  Clive had Feta with extra Feta, Maggie had the fish.

Suitably replete, we walked eastwards, across Athenas and into the back streets to find to Tales of Ales.

We hadn’t seen Agis, Mein co-Host, for some time, hugs all round. At least tonight the music would be better. Led Zeppelin trumps Northern Soul, always IMHO. Agis also appreciates Prog Rock and acknowledged that Marg and I are due to see Riverside (Polska) supported by a local band – Mother of Millions here in Athena next week.

The board of ten taps had three – in the style – plus Cantillon (Belgium) Kriek. Citra Crush (Seven Island, Hellas) at 6.5% has graced these pages previously. First encountered at Tapfield, it was the first Greek NEIPA to tick all the boxes. This evening it felt a bit rough on the palate, this is what happens when one has a diet of Verdant/Track/Overtone at home.

Maggie opted for Dr. Haze (Strange Brew, Hellas) at 8.0%. No holding back the lady. It was at the Strange Brew taproom where pre-Covid, she – discovered – what the milkshake craze was all about. There’s no stopping her now. How can a NEIPA possibly have a 80 IBU? Clive played safe and stuck with Magania – West Coast – until the evening reached a decisive moment.

One of the customers recognised me from previous visits, he insisted I try King Sue (Toppling Goliath, USA) an 8.0% DDH. Kyriakos, Agis’ assistant, provided a taster, all aboard. Only Citra was reported in this excellent Bier. Smooth on the palate, no nasty aftertastes, this had it all. Well, maybe not a Session Bier for the majority.

Meanwhile, Marg was having Pink Grapefruit, finally, something at Tales of Ales to her liking. Soft drinks have been lacking here over the years. I did ask Kostas last week to ensure that he had something to amuse Marg else we couldn’t stay as long as desired.

The ladies were fading, the early rise taking its toll. What will be the excuse tomorrow night? Clive and Maggie took a €12.00 taxi home, the Hector escorted Marg back to our temporary attic room, time for Tapfield.

Miltos was as exuberant as ever. It’s fair to say that he greets everyone with enthusiasm, and is not afraid of going OTT with those he knows. The board did not match the quality at Tales of Ales, the two in the style were lower in abv, starters, by this time more was hoped for.

The triple collaboration: Kids of the Blackhole (Noctua, Alea Metamorfisi, Black Hole, Hellas) at 5.0% is a NE Pale Ale. That it took three brewers to create this suggested too many cooks. With Sabro reported but not noticed, it was surprisingly Dry, an OK session Bier. Small Bier here, time to move on.

Take Your Time “Persephone” (Main Squeeze Brewing, Athena, Hellas) a 5.2% Juicy IPA, was yellow, hazy, thin but with a hop hit. A better Bier. Miltos was drinking CANs, a taster came my way, tomorrow. He usually has a few DIPAs tucked away, pricey though.

Having justified the visit, it was time to take the long walk home, three minutes at most, including the stairs. It was a long day’s night.

At 02.00 the thunder and lightning arrived. Four hours of continuous flashing and crashing. We stood on the parapet outside the room, would the streets of Monastiraki be a river in the morning as they were a couple of weeks back?

 

 


Wednesday, September 27

Marg likes to rise early and go for a run/walk depending on circumstances. This may involve a stop-off for breakfast. In Psiri, around Iroon Square, there are plenty of morning venues to choose from, I am told. Importantly, when the rain stopped around 06.00, the street s started to dry up. With rain still forecast for the coming days, there would be no going out with out a brolly.

By the time the Hector was ready to get the day underway, Curry-Heute was calling. Today marked the fifth visit to Punjabi Tikka, always a landmark number in the sister Blog.

Having drifted off the northern edge of Psiri, we were nearer Omonia. A day ticket was purchased, two stops to Larissa Station where we bought return tickets to Chalkida/Chalcis on Eoboea/Evia. Everywhere in Hellas/Greece appears to have at least two names. From there we sped east on the Metro to Panormou. A few blocks up the hill lies Lab, a favourite afternoon pit-stop. With the inside seating somewhat restricted today, we had to go out to the covered area. The large table was designated as non-smoking, the rest, well, as it was for years, and the usual disregard..

With a list of new Bier places to try, it was a matter of where next.

I sent Maggie a screenshot for the location of Padre Craft Beer Taproom – Athens, with the advice that we should be there by 16.30. Google had it open earlier, however, found photos suggested a 16.00 opening.

Bus 36 was scheduled to take us almost to the door. It was like being back in Glasgow, multiples of every other route appeared, not the 36. A half hour wait, by which time Clive and Maggie had reached Padre and ascertained a lack of Bier choice. The delivery had not come. Sensibly, they had a Bier whilst they waited, at a table outside, as we would discover. Our small bus emptied en route. By the time we reached our stop, we were down to three passengers. A strange little bus is the 36.

Nicholas, Mein Host, was most welcoming. There was a choice of four, Clive and Maggie were well into Fermi Paradox (Alea, Metamorfisi,Attica, Hellas), a 7.0% NEIPA. With the full milkshake haze, this was wonderfully dry, a definite winner. There was more, the ladies wandered off for a coffee break.

Bus 35 would take us back to Psiri, it passed regularly whilst we sat outside Padre. Then it stopped, Google showed a re-route. The ladies returned from their coffee break and reported riot police up the street. Marg and Hector have previously been caught up in an Athena riot.

Nicholas was able to tell us that there was to be a demonstration. The locals did not want to lose their square – Plateia Exarcheoin –  to a Metro station entrance. This area, to the north east of Omonia, could do with a metro link.

The rain was overdue. Umbrellas out. The blue dot was playing up. We walked towards the riot police, about turn, down the hill to the main road from where any bus would take us south towards Monastiraki.

At Tales of Ales, it was Kostas’ turn to embrace all. Kostas and his lady, Clive, Maggie and Hector had Bier together in August at Howling Hops (Hackney Wick) such is the level of familiarity.

In terms of Bier, it was straight into the Dr. Haze (Strange Brew) with a build up to King Sue (Toppling Goliath).

Kostas took a break during our visit so we were not subjected to his taste in music which is poles apart from Hector’s, and Agis’ also. Northern Soul, music for morons.

Mouses Restaurant lies beside the green Metro line between Monastiraki and Thissio. The Acropolis hangs above in the night sky. This restaurant has been visited oft, it actually serves Greek food, the real stuff, not the endless souvla/grill which dominate the land. There is also live music and Mythos on tap.

22.00 is not that late for dining in Hellas, yet Hector’s first choice was no more. I was persuaded to have another classic alternative. Nope, the last portion had just gone. Kleftiko is an all time favourite. I discussed my Kelftiko experience at a restaurant around the corner a few years back. I am wary of ordering this, too many fakes. I was assured all would be kosher.

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Served in a clay pot, this was different. There was no wrapping, the Lamb sat atop wedges of baked Potato. As with any Curry, there was a quick Meat count. I didn’t get far.

What am I paying for? – I asked the waiter. There’s hardly any Meat here, this is mostly Potato.

At lunchtime I had paid €5.00 for a half kilo of Beef. This was ridiculous. He returned with three more slices of Lamb. If this was authentic Kleftiko that would not have been possible.

Fortunately, what I ate was wonderful, full on Flavours, well Seasoned Lamb. We departed as friends, the chaps had a shot, the ladies were presented with ice-cream.

The children went to bed, a €20.00 taxi for Clive and Maggie. Hector returned to Tapfield. Miltos gave his customary greeting. As I took a stool at the bar, so Miltos gestured towards my left, Kostas! The next hour was madness.

Fermi Paradox was on here too, however, it was straight back to Take Your Time “Persephone” (Main Squeeze Brewing, Athena, Hellas). As it happened, the Brewer was sitting beside me, another introduction. The Hector knows nobody in Athena.

Bars and restaurants visited:

Hotel A for Athens  –  Miaouli 2, Athina 105 54

BeerTime  –  Platia Iroon 1  –  Psirri, Monastiraki, Athina 15565

Tales of Ales  –  Miltiadou 19, Athina 105 60

Tapfield Beer Bar & Tapas – Navarchou Apostoli 4, Athina 105 54

Grillhouse Arachova  –  Eschilou 14,Athina 105 54

Lab  –  Trifillias 71, Athina 115 24

Punjabi Tikka  –  Nikiforou 1, Athina 104 37

 

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Lisboa – 2023 – Another Seven Days – April-May

Thursday, April 27

Marg, Hector, and even Steve, David and Alison were in Lisboa last year, nothing blogged. This year the Hector is determined to update the hard work put in for the first trip here in 2020, weeks before the plague. 21 Gallas has been by far the best source of Bier in Lisboa, quality NEIPAs guaranteed. It was only after booking the full week here that I discovered that 21 Gallas was no more. Why, I was determined to find out. There are new venues to visit, and Outro Lado, the new kid on the block, also impressed last year. Then there’s Curry, last year I just scratched the surface of Rua do Benformoso. This year, Hector intends to do damage.

A Birthday Trip – yet the anniversary is not until Sunday, the day of the Scottish Cup semi-final at Hampden Park. Hector in Lisbon for a birthday, on Sunday the twist, favourable or otherwise, shall be revealed.

The three hour trip south from Porto this afternoon was comfortable. As the Portuguese insist that all over 65s can travel for half price, and #1 is only €10.00 a ticket (gross) dearer, then why not travel in comfort? Despite the rolling stock bearing the largest carriage numbers ever, some still managed to be in the wrong one. So it goes.

Accommodation in Lisboa is appreciably dearer this year. Or maybe Hector has learned where not to stay and pays accordingly. Last year, I managed to book an apartment directly outside the castle entrance. The climb home each evening was initially a killer, before we found shortcuts and elevators. This year, only a three minute walk up a slope from the main avenue – Avenida da Liberdade. An apartment famed for its secluded outside area and its fold-down bed.

The first pit-stop today was at Letraria da Anunciada, a pleasant place to stop and acclimatise in the shade to the extra few degrees Centigrade that Lisboa has over Porto. 32ºC, this is why we were here! Letraria, a few blocks from our apartment and opposite the funicular – Elevador do Lavra.

Letraria is a name well known to Hector given the number of visits to this Braga Brewery’s outlet in Porto. The terrace looked attractive, we took a corner table.

The waitress did not appear happy that soft drinks was all we required. A lukewarm bottle of Sparkling Water was brought, not much use today. I asked for ice, I may as well have asked for the moon. Eight years of retirement, occasionally, the schoolteacher voice emerges, Marg accused me of barking. The ice came, promptly.

Knowing that Lord Clive and Lady Maggie’s accommodation was adjacent to a funicular, I contacted them to verify their address. Theirs was across the valley bottom at Restauradores, fine, the remainder of the reply shocked. They had landed already, and I was led to believe they were coming tomorrow.

There was no water in the fountains at Praça dos Restauradores, still, there was the ritual photographs to be taken, similarly at the waterfront – Cais das Colunas. En route we passed the most famous lift in Lisboa – Elevador de Santa Justa, the queues were as long as ever. However, Hector draws the reader’s attention to the most useful means of gaining height on the west side of Lisboa from down-town – Baixa-Chiado. Through the archway entrance to the Metro lies a series of escalators, well try them for yourself, see where you end up.

With plenty of time before our unexpected rendezvous, Marg and Hector walked along the waterfront to Caix do Sodre. Here lies the ferry terminal for Cacilhas (Almada), and the train station for some western bound services.

More bunkers were required, a brief stop off at a pavement cafe presented a unique photo opperchancity – Yo, Ladies! – that’s a Bier glass!

Ticketed for 24 hours, it’s the sensible thing to do in Lisboa, we jumped on a bus two stops east to Rua dos Arameiros. From there – Outro Lado Craft Beer – is but a short hop.

I was glad to see two worthy Biers on the board, one had to be a winner: Nelson Sauvin (Funky Fluid, Polska) at a sensible 6.6%. We have Lockdown to thank for this being – sensible.

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Whilst I was at the bar, Clive and Maggie arrived, timing. Without consultation, two more Biers ordered, and an Aperol Spritz for Marg. Who invented this, it’s disgusting!

So good was the Nelson Sauvin, I decided that Verge (Funky Fluid, Polska), an 8.0% – NEDIPA – could wait for another day.

Nelson Sauvin has become a favourite hop, this full on Hazy IPA totally hit the spot. There was more! With two staff, the service was a bit hit and miss. The chap appeared easily distracted. Still, I knew we would be back here over the course of the coming week, I have yet to find the Bier choices here to be a let-down. Another bonus, the sound system was not manned this evening, last year we had to tolerate electro nonsense.

And so we sat until it was declared time to eat. Rua dos Bacalhoeiros, the main street outside Outro Lado, has extensive seating outdoors. All restaurants appeared full, it was time for the Portuguese to dine. I led the party back to the main drag north of Cais das Colunas, here we picked a way over-priced Italian restaurant – La Vita è Bella. There are no photos of Hector’s Seafood Spaghetti, or the moment when – crunch – and an upper back tooth disintegrated on a prawn.

Afterwards, Cerveja Canil was the obvious venue, a couple of blocks north and east. A Brewpub, their own Bier has yet to hit the spot. I keep missing Milkshake-style IPAs, so they have told me in the past. Tonight, nothing different.

Born in the IPA (Musa, Lisboa) at 6.5%, I’ve had previously – at source, almost. Brothers in Arms (Vandoma, Porto) a 7.0% NEIPA with Sabro hops, was too thin to be a Milkshake, fruity, and did not merit a photo, evidently.

This left Canil’s own Imperial IPA at 9.0%. Definitely a good night Bier, the amber, slightly hazy offering had malt coming through. Drinkable, nothing special.

With the number of taps at Canil, they should be doing better.

Clive and Maggie were willing to walk home, however, being a first night in a strange city, we escorted them back to Baixa-Chiado where the Blue and Green Metro lines intersect. One stop home for them, two for Hector and Marg. The Kebap shop on our street was still open, that may be one for a future evening.

Venues visited today:

Letraria da Anunciada – Largo da Anunciada 1, 1250-048 Lisboa

Outro Lado Craft Beer – Beco do arco Escuro 1, 1100-585 Lisboa

La Vita è Bella – Rua da Prata 115, 1100-415, Lisboa

Cerveja Canil Baixa – Rua dos Douradores 133, 1100-204 Lisboa


Friday, April 28

Friday Prayers, not that the Hector is ever likely to attend, however, the number of times this coincides with Curry is uncanny. We arranged to meet Clive and Maggie at Martim Moniz Metro station, metres from Curry Heaven in LisboaRua do Benformoso. Today, a new venue for Hector – Tasty Hut. Outstanding Curry as one has come to expect in this city, but having cocked up the portion size at the time of ordering, dinner would be required by us all later.  What have the locals got against Henry?

Thereafter, Metro tickets were renewed for the next twenty-four hours, the plan (Plan A) was to do Tram 28, however, the queue was ridiculous, six trams worth possibly. How do the locals who actually depend on this ever get on? Ah, they take the bus, or the Metro, as did we, dropping down one stop to Baixa-Chiado – Plan B.

Here, we took advantage of the escalators inside the mountain, returning to the area Marg and Hector stayed in Visit #1. It is still a climb from here up to Biarro Alto where Steve and Louise stayed back in 2020.

Cervejaria Artesanal Adamstor, the Craft Beer House has gone, as has the wonderful O Adrianou do Carno restaurant. A bit early for Bier and we had just eaten. Hector led the party past Ascensor da Bica, the funicular, to the Adamstor statue and the viewpoint. Thanks to the heat haze, not much of a view today, Ponte 25 de Abril, the Golden Gate – replica – was hardly worth a photo.

Having walked all of ten minutes, it was time for a seat, and a drink. A table with a potential view was secured at Quiosque do Adamstor. For Hector, Cider usually follows Curry, so why not. Olive had the local Super Bock, the ladies behaved, for the time being.

La Cucaracha! Barata (Portuguese) does not have the same impact. Marg warned me of the offending bug approaching. The size eleven sandal took care of it. There was a loud cheer from the adjacent German table, Marg was horrified when there seemed no end to the prolonged wriggling.

Back on Calçada do Combro, the main street which runs along the southern end of Biarro Alto, we stood at the Tram 28 stop. From here the fun part of the journey east begins, a roller coaster journey back to Martim Moniz looping round the eastern side of the old town.

After a twenty-plus minute wait, we concluded that there was something wrong, no trams were appearing. Plan C – the descent on Ascensor da Bica which was closed last year. Our tickets were valid, those buying a single journey were ripped off.

Buy a 24 hour ticket!

At the foot of the hill, which we walked up too often in 2020 before discovering the escalators, lies Musa da Bica. As far as I can make out this was once a Brewpub for Musa in the north-east of the city, but evidently now just a Taproom.

Breweries make up some crazy names for their produce, NEIPALM Death wins a watch. At 6.1% not too much for a late afternoon Bier. The haze was not full on, short of a milkshake, there was a fruitiness behind the hops. Pleasant, but not enough to want to move in here.

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The young girls behind the bar were marvellous, providing an array of choices for Marg. They hoped we would return, who knows where we’ll end up in the coming days?

A five minute walk to Cais de Sodre through a park took us to the same bus stop as yesterday. Outro Lado later tonight, in the meantime, a return to Crafty Corner, a bit of a steep climb, but not a long one.

Some time after 2020, Crafty Corner moved from near Cais de Sodre to the eastern side of the old town. Last year, the Bier did not particularly impress. In 2020 we found excellent NEIPA/DIPA, last year nothing better than West Coast APA. Last year the staff were, well, quite indifferent, compared to 2020. Today’s visit was a continuation of 2022, no interaction.

The best Bier on offer was Marine IPA (Dois Corvos, Lisboa) at 5.4%. Gold in colour, almost clear, this was decidedly West Coast in terms of high IBU. No nasties, not demanding, was noted. Again, not enough to keep us here.

I did ask a staff member about disappearance of my favourite: 21 Gallas Brewpub, no information about their closure was forthcoming. Hector Holmes will get an answer, eventually. We stayed for another Bier, except Maggie switched to Brehndee. (sic). Here we go.

The ladies needed food, the chaps probably did too, but once the Bier is pouring…

Having turned right last night on reaching Rua dos Bacalhoeiros and finding all restaurants full, tonight Hector applied some Stats & Geography (after Hotelling) the normal distribution and turned left. An inside table was secured at Adega do Atum, a proper Portuguese restaurant. Hector had that well known Portuguese delicacy – Seafood Paella, and to prove consistency, Marg had a Tuna Salad.

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The restaurant was ready to close by the time we departed, amazing how the eastern periphery of this street of eating places is markedly different from the west.

Now for the main event. Tonight no messing, Hector would have the Verge (Funky Fluid, Polska) DIPA at 8.0%, but only after a sensible Nelson Sauvin (Funkly Fluid, Polska).

Verge was stunning, a full on milkshake, smooth as a … a choice of superb Biers in the required style. Outro Lado, a worthy successor to 21 Gallas, albeit not a brewery tap (*).

The venues visited today:

Musa da Bica  –  Calçada Salvador Correia de Sá 2A, 1200-399 Lisboa

Crafty Corner  –  R. de São João da Praça 95, 1100-519 Lisboa

Outro Lado Craft Beer – Beco do arco Escuro 1, 1100-585 Lisboa

Quiosque do Adamstor – Rua de Samata Catarina, 1200-109 Lisboa

Tasty Hut Halal food  –  Rua do Benformoso 151, 1100-084 Lisboa

Adega do Atum  –  Rua dos Bacalhoeiros 8c, 1100-070 Lisboa


Saturday, April 29

The eve of – The Birthday – today’s plan: to stay  until after midnight. Before then, some unfinished business. Having what felt like – Tapas – yesterday at Tasty Hut, today it was time to have the full Bhuna. Whilst Curry photos don’t usually appear in these pages, one photo does capture the mood.

Mosteiro dos Jerónimos at Belém was the objective thereafter. In 2020, we saw the exterior. Then it was not known that – Vasco da Gama – is interred therein. The Belém navigator’s monument – Padrão dos Descobrimentos – would no doubt be celebrated again.

Last night, Clive and Maggie said they would do the bus tour of Lisboa. They didn’t and so would join us. I arranged to meet at a cafe in the park which we walked through last night at Cais do Sodre @15.30. This proved to be too big a test, around a half hour was lost trying to locate them even though at one point they were three metres away, inside (?) the train station. We need a proximity alarm.

Normally the modern tram would take us from Cais das Colunas to Belém, however, the line in the city centre has been ripped up. Cais do Sodre is therefore the present terminus. We headed west, under – Ponte 25 de Abril – which bears an uncanny resemblance to – The Golden Gate Bridge.

Arriving at Belém, the primary mission was still to visit Mosteiro dos Jerónimos and pay homage to Vasco da Gama, the man who IMHO facilitated the creation of what we now call – Curry. Alas, with a 17.00 closing time, and the queue still out the door, nae chance. Next time, an early morning pre-booked ticket

As with Visit #1, we walked along the waterfront, taking photos as and when the gaps in the crowd permitted. The monument to the navigators remains impressive, and our travel companions finally appreciated a photo canvas in Hector’s House.

Some were hungry, Hector less so. Having stopped at Portugália Cervejaria last time, why not return?

For Hector, a Starter, Prawn in Garlic. Can the Hector have enough seafood? Marg went overboard. In the midst of ordering a glass of Mateus Rosé, she ended up with the bottle, to herself. She may have received assistance in time.  I cannot believe I did not take photos of the live lobsters, next time.

At the end of the tram ride back, instead of going to the centrum, Hector led the troops to LoveCraft Gastropub, a few doors west of Musa da Bica where the queue for the funicular was outrageous. LoveCraft is a Portuguese – gipsy – brewery.

A – Gastropub – in other words it served Burgers. I have reached the stage where Burgers and/or Pizza is the food of the last resort. Is this what the masses are destined to eat forever? Throw in some Spicy Chicken Wings and the Hector may be tempted. Maybe the conservative food was a reflection of the Bier choice also. With ten taps representing a range of Bier for different nations, plus a fridge with T.E.A. – Traditional English Ale, in theory, something for everyone. This – one – as ever was hoping for NEIPA but had to settle for West Coast. I was surprised when this turned into a two Bier stop.

Bah! Cascais (Bah Craft Beer, Portugal) is a 6.0% APA. At 50 IBU, it was gold, clear, dry, and not exciting in any way. Importantly no nasties were tasted.

This was followed by LoveCraft’s own Lupina, another APA, this time a more Amber-Gold at 6.4%. An IBU of 21 was reported, it tasted much higher, drier as West Coast APAs tend to be.

Fed, watered, it was back on the bus along the front, Outro Lado was calling once more, as was more Verge by Funky Fluid (Polska).

However, there was a surprise waiting, a NEDIPA at 8.4% , IVY from Xül Beer Co. (Tennessee, USA) featuring Citra and Citra Cryo hops. This was as smooth as a … a sublime Bier.

What finer way to bring in one’s birthday?

Why was the Hector feeling so nervous?

The Bars and Restaurants visited today:

LoveCraft Gastropub – Lisboa – Rua da Boavista 28, 1200-067 Lisboa

Portugália Cervejaria – Edificio Espelho d’Agua, avenida Brasilai S/N, 1400-038

Outro Lado Craft Beer – Beco do arco Escuro 1, 1100-585 Lisboa

Tasty Hut Halal food  –  Rua do Benformoso 151, 1100-084 Lisboa


Sunday, April 30

The birthday card from Marg was appropriate as always. However, for once, there was to be no Curry-Heute. My intended venue is closed on Sundays. Hector’s 67th birthday in Lisbon and there’s an Old Firm Scottish Cup semi-final kicking off at 13.30. Which of the gods arranged this?

We needed a Sports Bar, The George had a good royal, British name, but check the address below. Clive and Maggie had secured a table and were arranging lunch. Hector had no appetite. With a Ginger Beer and a decent view, all was going well. Then we were informed that due to satellite box limitations, our TV would be switched over to a lesser match involving English teams on the half hour mark.

We left, gained altitude with the nearby Baixo-Chiado escalators, and tracked down Cervejaria Do Bairro which was empty. The match was arranged, meanwhile Rangers’ inept defending once again saw a goal lost on the 42nd minute mark. Game over. Happy Birthday, not.

We had the run of the place until some English chaps came in for their game. Cervejaria – but no Craft Beer. There was draught Cider, but Hector had not just had Curry. A typical pub as Europeans see it. At least I had avoided an Irish Bar.

We have never been up this particular part of the hill, i.e. the slope that is Bairro Alto. Fado music is reported here Traditional nightlife we have yet to do in Lisboa. There are some interesting eating places to be explored.

Walking back down to Luis de Camões, the square adjacent to Largo do Chiado, the top end of the, almost secret, Baixo-Chiado metro entrance, Hector’s Horrible Holiday resumed. It was time for Tram 28.

Standing room only, we did the roller-coaster ride down-town, round the east side of Alfama, the old town, alighting at Martim Moniz, the terminus. Having already passed the viewpoint at Miradouro de Santa Luzia, we retraced our journey by taking the near empty castle bus (737 – Castelo) from Praça Figueira back up the hill, smart move.

Today, a blue sky and no haze. Marg gave me into trouble for barking at a couple with a wean who appeared to be taking root at the obvious spot from which to take photos.

Are you going to stand there all day?

I was still not a Happy Hector.

Despite the throng, we managed a tram back down to the centrum. On the south side of Praça Figueira lies Marg’s favourite coffee and cake shop – Confeitaria Nacional. There was cake for the Hector. Fitting.

Maggie needed shoes, just like that. Actually, she had been slipping with her inadequate footwear for days. Bad planning. This interrupted the next trek up flights of steps and another slope, of course, to – The Queen Ale – Craft Beer Bar. What a royal day it could have been.

 

Two chaps were behind the bar, no other customers, it was but late afternoon. Friends of staff did join them at adjacent tables once we were settled. This was a two Bier stop.

First up, a Spanish NEIPA appropriately named Smooth (Peninsula, Espana) at 7.2%. With a decent milkshake haze, this lived up to its name. The hops were quite pronounced: Verdant, Elaborado con Bru-1, El Dorado and Talus. The latter was not an issue.

Despite having tasters of the Lush Yield (The Drowned Lands, New York, USA), a 6.5% NEIPA it was initially declined due to the aftertaste. Somehow, after the Smooth, the palate had adjusted, and why not? Simcoe, Citra and New Zealand Cascade were the hops.

The Queen Ale looks like a place to keep an eye on. If today was typical, then they have Bier – in-the-style. There was an interesting fridge also, but who wants this Scottish brewed Irn Bru in a Bier? Had we stayed longer, then hopefully we would have had more interaction with the staff. There will be a next time.

Time for food, a Birthday dinner. I led the peeps down to the west and a street Marg and Hector have walked oft, but only ever stopped for ice-cream. Rua das Portas de Santo Antão runs parallel to Avenue da Liberdade, lots of traditional Portuguese restaurants line the street.

We chose Inhaca, a table outside with space such that those who pollute would not be right up against us. Our first alfresco meal of this trip. It was time for Hector to have Catapla- na. My fellow diners wimped out. A bottle of Mateus Rosé had to be also, this time Marg shared more.

Our waiter brought a jar of something – red and Spicy – as we were finishing the Bread and Olives.

Clive took but a Soupçon, the Hector liberally covered his roll. Never, have I put something this – hot – in my mouth. Bloody hell! I knew that grabbing liquid was the worst possible thing to do, grin and bear it, let it subside, eventually it will pass. In time, recovery, and a glass of wine. Time to use the facilities, and this time I did take a photo of the lobster. Had I just experienced what he was about to?

The mains were being presented, the Birthday Boy’s came last.

Is that it?

Hector had been set up.

Fear not, the Cataplana soon arrived. Never have I eaten so much crab and lobster, as well as the fish. A wonderful meal, including the wind up. Having written these words, it is mandatory that we shall return to Inhaca, this is how Marg and Hector operate.

Being Sunday, Outro Lado was reportedly closed, strange. But always check when feet are on the ground. We had yet to visit Duque Brewpub on this trip. We headed up the stairs behind Rossio-Lisboa train station, quite a climb. No heart attacks.

Hector arrived many minutes before the cohort, the best Bier on offer was ordered, plus Sparkling Water for Marg, confirmed by phone.

I asked the girl behind the bar if she knew anything of 21 Gallas. A result! On showing my dedicated page, it turned out the girl in that photo was a relative. The brewer has gone back to Brasil which may explain why locally brewed NEIPA is in short supply this trip.

Iparactivo (Duque, Lisboa) is a 6.5% West Coast IPA. Once the palate had adjusted to the higher IBU, the fruitiness came across. As good a Bier as I have had at Duque, the source.

There was more, guess who was last out? For whatever reason, the staff had to close up, plastic was provided so that we could finish outside. In trying to get the photo sorted, the plastic was dropped. Fear not, the Bier was replenished. Clive was well impressed by Duque, despite the long climb up. There has to be an easier approach.

Back on the Metro, two stops home. The hill up to our apartment suddenly felt like but a mound.

The Brewpub, bars and restaurants visited today:

The George – Rua do Crucifixo 58 66, 1100-184 Lisboa

Cervejaria Do Bairro – Rua das Gáveas 97, 1200-287 Lisboa

Confeitaria Nacional – Praça da Figueira, Praça Dom Pedro IV 18B, 1100-241 Lisboa

The Queen Ale – Craft Beer Bar – Largo do Tab. 9, 1150-344 Lisboa

Inhaca Restaurant – Rua das Portas de Santo Antão 8, 1150 Lisboa

Duque Brewpub – Calçada do Duque 51, 1200-156 Lisboa

 


Monday, May 1

We had guests for brunch! Clive and Maggie made their way up, what now feels like a small incline, to our accommodation which features a huge private yard at the rear. Thereafter, it was back on the Metro to Cais do Sodré and the ferry across to Cacilhas (Almada). I like this ferry crossing, it’s short.

At the halfway point, Hector secured a decent photo of Ponte 25 de Abril. On arrival, the submarine was the big attraction.

We were about to negotiate a discounted pensioner entry when I spotted another sign, ah well. Next time.

On our first visit to Cacilhas, Marg and Hector famously shared our first mammoth Fish Stew, so last night. Today, light refreshments sufficed. There was an attempt to have snack at a cafe near the ferry, however, never have I met such incompetent staff. Pointing and grunting is kind of old hat. A young chap was sent out to communicate, I doubt if he understood Portuguese never mind English. Cognitively challenged – as they say in this age of sensitivity.

At our pit-stops, the Hector was busy planning a trip to Óbidos, preferably for tomorrow. Somewhat surprisingly, a tour company did come straight back to me confirming availability. However, the more research that was done, it became obvious – take the service bus.

Back on the mainland, time to revisit a potentially excellent Craft Beer House. In 2020, Sputnik sold Bier by 21 Gallas which was just up the hill behind it. This time, another Lisboa brewery would provide the closest to the Hector idyll.

Weekend (Dois Corvos, Lisboa) at 6.5%, ia Hazy IPA, confused. The first Bier out did not impress, thin for the abv and not particularly hazy, the second was way better. With Citra, El Dorado, and Mosaic, more of a tangerine dream than a true NEIPA.

Rua do Benformoso is just a couple of blocks south of Sputnik, time for an evening Curry. Tonight, Hector chose Radhuni. More wonderful Curry, though I believe Marg and Hector ate each other’s.

Thereafter, the short walk down to Martim Moniz, it’s as if Hector has a master-plan for each day, and behold, Tram 28 was quiet. This was the long way round to Brewery Tap – 8a Colina, the scenic route. Arriving at sunset, there was the opperchancity to experiment with the Oppo. Some decent results.

Marg wanted coffee, the surly chap would only supply espresso, declined.

The board was not that exciting, once again it was Urraca Vendaval, a 6.0% IPA in the West Coast style. I’ve this a few times, it is fine. It was of course, the first Bier of this trip!

 

 

With the knowledge that better Bier was available down the hill, it was back on Tram 28, in the same direction of travel, alighting just above Outro Lado. More Polish NEIPA, at least we know it’s always on. Tonight, we managed a seat in the raised seating area.

A long day, a bigger one tomorrow, an early night.

The brewery taps and restaurant visited today:

Sputnik Craft Beer  –  Rua Andrade 41A, 1170-014 Lisboa

8a Graça (Oitava Colina) – Rua Damasceno Monteiro 8A, 1170-112 Lisboa

Outro Lado – Beco do Arco EsSputnik Craft Beer – Rua Andrade 41A, 1170-014 Lisboacuro 1, 1100-585 Lisboa

Radhuni – Rua do Benformoso 155 A B, 1100-084 Lisboa


Tuesday, May 2

It was – Dan the Man – our guide on the Canyonlands school trip of 2010, who first made Hector aware of the mediaeval town – Óbidos. But how to get there? Four people on an organised tour was throwing away money. Train was a possibility, too slow and infrequent. The – Rapida Verde – coach service from the main bus station could be the way.

We arranged to meet Clive and Maggie at Telheiras, the northern end of the green Metro line. Today turned out to be the first days of major works on this line. Trains had halved in size and were stopping short at Campo Grande.

The bus station was easy to locate, but clearly this was for local service buses. Marg was set to approach the portakabin ticket office, the Hector found a map showing the coach station nearby. En route we picked up Clive and Maggie.

As is the norm, it was the Hector who found the correct bus stand and in a few minutes the timeous coach sped north towards Óbidos.

A modest fare, a quicker journey, all was well. The money we saved by taking this route as opposed to an organised trip would cover the cost of lunch. The only concern: what if all of Óbidos want to come back to Lisboa at the same time as us?

Arriving at Óbidos, there was an appropriate wow! Here was a classic walled town on a raised ground, surveying all. A games fair was being set up, hence the electric sign being lowered adjacent to the gateway, and a bubble-like construction being erected in the town square.

Having stopped to appreciate the internal artwork in the gateway and the ethereal music, it was a case of take the high road or the low. Research en route had revealed a better choice of eating places on Josefa, and so we found ourselves dining alfresco at XII Apóstolos. Cash only.

Many of the buildings in Óbidos are painted light blue and white, there was a feeling of being in Hellas. Photo opperchancities were aplenty, however, there was a limit to how much of the interior of Óbidos we could visit.

A hotel, which I understand cater for golfers, occupies the far end of the town. One assumes another entrance. The exit in the wall, on the railway side of the town, created a funnel for the breeze turning it into quite a pleasant blast. This phenomenon I shared with passers by, some who were wilting in the heat.

This unfortunately included Maggie who soon headed off with Clive in search of shade. They took refuge at Petrarum Domus Bar where cold, yellow, fizzy lager was served. Quite a place, we had it to ourselves. If one was here of an evening, this could well be the place – to dine.

The 16.15 bus back to Lisboa was the obvious one to take, Thereafter, there’s a two our gap in the timetable. If the bus was full, a train around 20.00 was an option. However, the Hector had a fallback which included a taxi to Caldas da Rainha, from where the subsequent bus would depart.

Despite the small crowd that had gathered, we were easily accommodated on the coach.

Back in Lisboa, the disruption to the Metro meant journeying three sides of the square to reach the Mean Sardine Taproom. Alighting at Campo Pequeno (yellow line), we found ourselves in the bowels of a shopping centre – Baia do Peixe. Dead reckoning towards the north-east was all I had to go on. Eventually, we emerged into daylight, and across an open piece of ground lay this previously unvisited venue.

With twelve taps and a choice of NEIPA, so far so good. Suprassumo (5.0%) was not on. The staff weren’t bothered. There was no word of it returning, complete indifference. We were left with the other 5.0% NEIPA – Triton whose efficacy I have to challenge. With only the slightest haze, this was far too sharp tasting, the wrong mouthfeel. Nelson Sauvin hops were allegedly featured, so where was the hop hit?

Moving on was the obvious move, however, it was – Happy Hour – buy one get one free! We had to stay for the second. The ladies required food. Burger and fries, the usual pub fayre, though the Dessert looked more interesting.

Disregarding the somewhat minimalist décor, Mean Sardine Taproom is a spacious venue, a place one could be happy to spend an evening. But if they cannot change a Bier…

I let Clive and Maggie choose our next and final venue for the evening. Surprisingly, Crafty Corner was chosen, back for more Urraca IPA (8a Colina, Lisboa). Having had Urraca here and at source, maybe we were becoming accustomed to this APA. Tonight’s visit turned out to be a breakthrough.

Finally, there was a sense of recognition, we were not just tourists passing through. Patrick, Mein Host, engaged, we discussed the original venue and the move west. The good news, NEIPAs do make an appearance here. Given the proximity to Outro Lado, this means Crafty Corner will always be visited. The challenge – keep us here for the night.

The brewery tap, bars and restaurant visited today:

XII Apóstolos – R. Josefa de Óbidos 7, 2510-077 Óbidos

Petrarum Domus Bar – R. Direita 38, 2510-039 Óbidos

Mean Sardine Taproom – Campo Pequeno 41A, 1000-080 Lisboa

Crafty Corner – Rua. de São João da Praça 95, 1100-519 Lisboa


Wednesday, May 3

The final day of this trip began with some blogging whilst Marg was out for her daily exercises. The hills of Lisboa have certainly made us all fitter. According to a well known and reliable Curry Blog, we arrived at Radhuni at 12.30, the mission was to solve the mystery: did Marg and I eat each other’s Curry two nights back?

Thereafter it was a short walk north of Rua do Benformoso to a coffee shop that appeared worthy. Malabarista Café may have been simple in décor, but delivered. Such is our way, this venue could well be revisited on a future Lisboa trip.

Sensing that our fellow travellers could be melting, we arranged to meet for ice-cream at 15.00. Being Mr. Garrett’s birthday, where better than Amorino Lisboa Garrett? This involved a walk up the hill behind Baixa-Chiado, logically, it was downhill on the way back. In fact, we managed to avoid any serious hills thereafter. It’s almost as though someone knew what they were doing.

I don’t often get the chance to rave about hot melted Chocolate. I understand that this is how Chocolate was first consumed, by the elite who could afford it, before the fondant and Chocolate bar was invented. Yes, I have been to a Belgian Chocolate Museum, one has to keep Marg amused in the afternoons.

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Bier o’clock

The Beer Station had yet to be visited on this trip. Usually they have APA, not NEIPA, but one never knows.

As expected, the tap Bier was not setting the heather on fire, Tasters dismissed. The young lady serving produced a can: Captao Leitao (Dois Corvos, Lisboa), an Oat Cream NEIPA at 6.0%. With the full milkshake haze and full of Strata, Idaho 7 and Citra hops, there was a slight fruitiness, but it certainly did the job.

Having visited the Dois Corvos brewery taproom on our first visit to Lisboa, it was regarded as a bit of a hike, buses required. Why is it that only at the time of writing do I discover – Dois Corvos Intendente Taproom in downtown Lisboa? It’s en route to Sputnik Craft Beer, we must have walked past it!

Our day suddenly got a whole lot better. The charming lady produced another can, this time a collaboration: Slava Ukraini! (Ophiussa, Setabul, Portugal / The Bad Beaver, Kyiv, Ukraine). At 8.0%, this DDH DIPA had it all! The full milkshake haze was a result of Nelson Sauvin, Sabro, and Citra. And no, the Sabro was not in our faces, but was suitably subdued. This was a glorious Bier!

Logic suggests we should have stayed put, but not with the ladies in tow – we need food!

It was a short hop from Rossio back across to the cluster of restaurants east of Restauradores. Restaurante A Lota was our chosen venue for the last supper, more alfresco dining.

Eurofizz for the chaps, Maggie sneaked in a cocktail. Wot, no Mateus Rosé? The Hector was determined to finish the trip with another Big Pot, this time – Arroz no Tacho – Salmon & Prawns, a BIG it certainly was. We ate well, as is illustrated.

Knowing we would certainly need transport to the airport, the 24 hour ticket was renewed, and for the final time, we headed round to Terreiro do Paço and Outro Lado.

You think you know a place having been most nights, I was not prepared for our final evening in Lisboa. Tonight, no Polish NEIPA, instead I studied the fridge.  The top British brewers usually feature, Track (Manchester, England) being typical. Slava Ukraini! – was easy to spot, but that’s not where I started. Mein Host, Abdo, was now familiar, he suggested I try one of their own. Outro Lado now brew? They do, mostly strong Stouts/Porters as the board shows. These I had not paid attention to and so had not made the connection. Abdo produced a can.

Opheodrys (Aguarela-Outro Lado, Lisboa) –  NZ DIPA / NEDIPA, full of Nelson Sauvin and 8.0%! This was quite a demanding Bier, nothing nasty, just full on. If this is the future of Outro Lado, then we have an added dimension to visiting what is the finest bar in Lisboa.

With the airport in mind, this was not a late night, however, there had to be time for more cans: Slava Ukraini!

The brewery tap, bar, cafes and restaurants visited today:

The Beer Station  –  Largo duque de Cadaval 17 Quiosque D, 1200-160 Lisboa

Outro Lado – Beco do Arco Escuro 1, 1100-585 Lisboa

Malabarista Café – Specialty Coffee – R. Maria 66B, 1170-213 Lisboa,

Amorino Lisboa Garrett – Rua Garrett 49, 1200-203 Lisboa, Portugal

Restaurante A Lota – : Rua do Jardim do Regedor 15, 1150-193 Lisboa

RadhuniRua do Benformoso 155 A B, 1100-084 Lisboa

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Porto – Gaia – Portugal – The 2023 Birthday Trip

Monday, April 24

Glasgow Airport delivers a new route to Porto, Hector had to try this. Hopefully no more middle of the night rises for the easyJet flight from Edinburgh to Lisboa.

Unlike our arrival in Lisboa last year where it took more than one hour to clear Passport Control, Marg, Steve and Hector almost waltzed through Porto Airport. Having found the Metro station at the Airport, purchasing tickets was frustrating, not enough working machines. We were beckoned on to a waiting train to the city, a lovely chap was keen to show us the routes and Trindade interchange on the diagram. Hector has been here before, on the Athens Metro. The chap’s hands were hidden, suddenly the zip on the pocket containing my wallet was down. Zips & Chains: Hector now has a secondary line of security, the tug gave it away. He knew he had been foiled, tapped everyone else on the back and headed off to try elsewhere. Welcome to Porto!

We arrived at our accommodation directly outside São Bento terminus station. 22°C, this is why were were here. Suitably attired, it was back to the train station to purchase tickets for the onward journey to Lisboa on Thursday. Steve flies home from Porto on Friday. The tiled walls of São Bento were admired once more. Last year we took shelter from a downpour, no sign of rain today.

Hector led the troupe down Rua das Flores, the pedestrianised street which leads down towards the River Douro. There were cries of – need food – from my fellow travellers. Shaded tables were taken outside a cafe. A snack was the plan, dinner later. Special Hot-dog (€7.50)? I wondered what differentiated this from the standard €5 version. Now that I know, I strongly advise that people stay clear. A Frankfurter in a bun, however, Cheese and Ham were also present. Doesn’t sound too bad? Then smother in Tomato Soup, and put Fries on the side. For Hector, dinner was no longer a priority.

The walk along the north bank of the Douro is spectacular, the bridges and Gaia across the water. We agreed to leave the other side until tomorrow.

After the ritual photos, Marg required ice-cream. What a miserable portion. Steve and Hector had – Port.

Getting to the Douro is relatively simple, it’s downhill all the way. Getting back up, well, there are buses, however, no metro station is accessible without a steep climb. A new Metro line is under construction, this could take years. Porto badly needs a mass transit system to get people off the riverside

Knowing the lie of the land, Hector led the party beyond the Ponte Luis I to the queue at Funicular dos Guindas. €4.00 each, taking us up behind São Bento and the cathedral. No sweat, literally.

It was Bier o’clock. Two venues stood out that I had not spotted last year. Alvares Brewery Co. Taproom and Baobab – Craft Beer Bar. They are next door to each other on Rua do Almada to the north-west of Aliados Metro station. On the walk up, we passed Baixada Brewery & co on the same street. I have never found Baixada to be open.

The Alvares Taproom first. On examining the board, there was not much representation of Alvares Bier. Steve and Hector both had the tried and tested Urraca Vendval (8a Colina, Lisboa) 6.0% AIPA at source. The relatively high IBU registered on the palate, quite a departure from the string of Two by Two (Wallsend, England) and Almasty (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) NEIPAs we have been lucky too imbibe currently at The State Bar, Glasgow.

The young chap behind the bar was happy to discuss Bier. On asking after NEIPA, he led me to the fridge where there were some Alvares cans on display. The Lost City of El Dorado at 6.0%, featured Mosaic and El Dorado Hops, now we’re talking. Alas, there were only two cans of this Hazy IPA left in the fridge. Steve had something else, he missed out. This was easily the best Bier I have ever had in Porto.

Alvares‘ actual NEIPA was featured on posters, some empty cans were on display. What’s the story here, they don’t have their own Bier?

Trying to judge my companions resilience, I suggested we move next door, hopefully there would be a big and satisfying conclusion to the evening. The welcome at Baobab was warm. Marg spotted – one year – balloons. Baobab had just celebrated their first birthday. Suzy and Dendy from Slovakia, took the brave step of leaving their homeland to establish a business in the up and coming Craft Beer scene in Porto.  They confirmed that Alvares have been in situ less than a year. Marg insisted she had been there last year, QED. Somehow, the latter has been granted outdoor seating, Baobab has not, and there is encroachment. FYI: Baixada reportedly keep strange hours.

With eight taps and a varied board, the Double NEIPA stood out. Dance O(u)r Dance at 8.6% (IberWolf, Maia, Porto), a hazy gold, was almost muddy. There was nothing nasty here, which may be criterion #1, but after the Mosaic-laden IPA next door, this was not doing very much.

There was a fine display of Cans in the fridge, however, Steve and I both opted for the house Bier: Zimborka (Baobab- Barona, Porto), a 4.5% Sour. Cranberry Sour with Juniper, to be precise. Suitably – pink – this was not an in your face Sour. A decent palate cleanser between IPAs, something working at G-RAF has taught me over the years. G-RAF, I’ll have to make my mind up soon as to how many hours/days to commit to.

Tomorrow is a national holiday in Portugal – Freedom Day. Suzy and Dendy were taking a much needed day off. We promised to return on Wednesday.

Two minutes around the corner, with a walk which inevitably featured both up and down, lies A Fábrica da Picaria Cervejaria artisanal, my favourite venue from last time in Porto. Their 6.0% – Milkshake IPA – was the highlight last year. It was still posted on the board above the bar, but not on the side board. No Milkshake IPA. Instead a 6.0% APA which despite only being marginally hazy, packed a fruity punch.

With seats established through the back, the Bier kept coming. The nomenclature for the downstairs facilities amused last year. They have taken it down, boo!

I took on the younger of the serving chaps who I thought I had recognised. He spotted himself in the photos posted from last year. Wesley assured me that next week, Picaria will be brewing another Milkshake featuring Lactose. 

Not the conclusion to the evening I had hoped for. Had Alvares stocked more of the right Cans, I may have led my companions back there. Downhill on the way home, we could hear a major firework display. We arrived at Aliados to see the final flurry, a bit like Marg and Hector in Paris one Independence Day.


Tuesday, April 25

Marg was out exploring, exercising early. One cannot play hockey and not train. With Metro tickets recharged, we headed out to Sete Bicas and the Norte Shopping Mall where lies a Curry House. Chutnify (Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin) impressed, Chutnify Canteen in Porto did not. Read all about it!

We had arranged to meet Steve at Serra do Pilar, the white tower and viewpoint at Gaia. I saw no point in giving away our height advantage needlessly. Steve had been off on a boat trip and so had no choice but to climb the gorge wall. Somehow we arrived at the ramp up to Serra do Pilar simultaneously. Steve did admit he spent some time trying to find the way up the last bit.

The viewpoint is magnificent, and way better photos were secured today compared to last year. From there, we took a less obvious path down to the riverside. Port – was the objective. Taylor’s if our route took us far enough inland, otherwise Sandeman. These are the two we knew, however, at Sandeman’s what I had read online held. They’re only interested in hosting tours then sampling, no walk-ins. We found a table in the shade at a cafe next door to Sandeman’s. Beira Douro would satisfy our needs. Rather than pay for Port by the glass, the young waiter said he would declare the price of the bottle for each of the Ports listed. €17.50 for a bottle of Dalva – Ruby Porto at 19.0% seemed good value, especially being at a waterfront location.

Our waiter brought four glasses, one was for demonstration. We had ordered soft drinks also, the step count today was already significant. Marg did have a glass or so before ordering Coffee. Steve and Hector tore in.

This was the life, shade from the bright sunshine, Port at source, watching the river traffic, as well as being entertained by the passing musician. How does the reputation of Port differ from Buckfast and El Dorado? Better marketing!

Bier o’clock was approaching. Hector had a plan which avoided walking back uphill. Cask Beer is the only venue at sea level. It is of course back in Porto, a twenty minute walk was required. There were a few notes of discontent, Hector had another plan. Uber quoted €3.50 to take us to Cask Beer. This was a no brainer, another Uber could get us uptown later, sorted.

Jose was able to pick us up outside Beira Douro, anywhere else on the waterfront and this would not have been possible.

Due to the limited road crossings, Jose had to drive upstream to the next high bridge, by this time his music had stimulated conversation. Marg asked if he had heard – Pendragon. His phone was passed back, alas another artist called Pendragon was broadcast. Hang on: Arena’s – Hanging Tree (Clive Nolan plays keyboards in both bands) popped up. We were treated to this eight minute epic from Marg’s favourite Prog album. Thereafter the algorithm took over. Some Fish, then Road of Bones (IQ) appeared on the dashboard, another eight minutes. Yes we were well stuck in traffic, every junction a bottleneck. Walking would have been quicker. We were dropped of at Cask Beer eventually, I promised Jose a tip. Uber charged us another €3.50 due to the unexpected length of the journey in terms of time. Porto needs to get its transport system in order.

Cask Beer had only been open a matter of days when Hector and Marg visited last year. Mein Host welcomed us, but did not remember our visits. Today, a choice of NEIPAs. Steve went Spanish, Hector back to Berlin. FrauGruber’s Hop Madley at 6.5% appeared to be right up Hector’s tree. After the Port, it took a time to taste anything significant. Another proved to be more rewarding.

Steve was settling in. Marg was having Lindemann’s Framboise one of the few Biers she likes. Hector had two more venues in mind, close to each other, but across town, and very much uphill. Another Uber was ordered. I watched it approach on the app, then stop. No communication was forthcoming. Eventually I discovered an issue with the processing of Jose’s tip. Hector had been frozen out. Time for another Bier.

This time, Hector went Spanish, Steve had been enjoying Boat Drinks (Basqueland Brewing Project, Espana). At 6.0%, another full on milkshake hazy NEIPA which I found to be sweeter than its Berlin counterpart.

Food was ordered, Marg got herself Ribs, Chicken Wings for Hector. Whatever a Black Burger is, Steve had it. I might wake up tomorrow with feathers.

Armazémda Ceveria has only been visited briefly, around the corner lies Letraria Porto where fun appears to be guaranteed. Well it was our local last year, being close to the Ibis. Given the passage of time, I declared Letraria as our next venue. Another Uber was summoned, there was no problem apart from the driver not being able to find the low road on which Cask Beer is sited. Away she went, back she came. And what a route to Letraria, we saw another part of the city not seen before. With SatNav in vogue, presumably the optimum route was taken. Porto needs to sort out its road network. Still, €6.28 between three, not a problem.Two chaps were behind the bar in the otherwise quiet premises.

Letraria has most of its seating downstairs where there is a duplicate set of taps. Twenty four taps, five possibly – in the style. Tasters were forthcoming, Rebendita (Letra, Braga, Portugal) at 6.0%, a Milkshake IPA became the final Bier of the day. We had another.

Downstairs we went, with the door to the garden open it was a bit chilly. Back upstairs, the only low table was occupied by a chap with a laptop. It turned out he was – The Boss – and was doing the accounts. There was no interaction despite being propped at the window beside him for a good hour or so. A pity. Rather than take the Metro home, it was decided, by others, that we would walk. Fortunately it was all downhill. En route we passed Fábrica Nortada, a brewpub I visited last year and a possible venue to watch tomorrow’s football.


Wednesday, April 26

Today, the Bus Tour of Porto. Marg had sourced the information from an agent across from the accommodation. €22.00 for a twenty four hour ticket. Do the buses run all night?

Having bought the tickets, I insisted we have a snack before embarking into the unknown. Marg took me to a cafe opposite São Bento in which she had coffee earlier. Mornings? Marg goes for exercise, Hector writes up this stuff.

The first half hour of the Bus Tour covered the area we had seen last night in our taxis tours. Sitting upstairs in the open, it was time for – the hat – securely attached, of course.

As we headed westwards through Boavista, it became apparent that the commentary was out of sync with events happening. What tower, what office? I think it is fair to say that away from the gorge, Porto ain’t all that interesting. Boavista, we didn’t even see the stadium.

We alighted at the furthest extremity of the tour and walked back to the next pickup point, along Praia de Matosinhos. Hector put a finger in the Atlantic, enough already.

We could see the next bus and so did not dally at the castle – Forte de São Francisco Xavier. We considered alighting at the next castle – Fortaleza São João da Foz, but could see nobody in it from our vantage point.

So back along the coast road, the Tourist Tram ran parallel, this may be as good as any means of getting our to the west of Porto and the beaches. The 500 Bus, even easier.

As we approached the city centre, it was matter of finding a new Bier venue. Gulden Draak Bierhuis Porto was in the right part of town, the same locale as the cluster of Bier houses visited on Monday night. I let Steve know our plans.

Alighting at São Bento which restored our altitude, we went to see Mr. Garrett’s Statue in daylight. A pity that Porto’s main square is in such disarray, but as  I may have hinted, the new Metro line is much needed.

The tap Bier at Gulden Draak was either not for Hector or OTT Tripels. Tripel Van De Garre (De Garre, Brugge, Belgien) at a mere 11.5%, has been had oft at source since 1997. It did take almost two hours to drink, but as we were the only customers at the 17.00 opening time, who cared?

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Marg and Hector were having Portuguese food tonight. Lagostim, visited last year, proved to be good value, even for the wine. Steve was waiting outside for us as they opened at 19.00.

What of Steve today? Having decided not to join us for the Bus Tour, he changed his mind and so was around an hour behind us. He concurred with the poverty of information and synchronisation.

At Lagostim, Steve had Steak, Marg – Salmon – and Hector – Duck. All very Portuguese. The Mateus Rose most certainly was.

With F.C. Porto playing away from home in a Cup semi-final, I decided to abandon plans to go to Nortada. I needed a Sports Bar. Bonaparte Downtown appeared to tick the boxes, it was not far away, and I had a fall back.

Now the story gets bizarre. Dr. Alasdair and Mags from Carnoustie arrived in town today with two other couples. For a change, I didn’t have to feed all of Carnoustie. I managed to have them check Bonaparte, the match was on. As expected, Manchester City – thrashed – Arsenal, or so Sky News would later describe.

Bonaparte was a – pub – selling Guinness, but without try to be a – Plastic Paddy – outfit. Nay flags, interesting wall adornments instead. Just like every pub back home, as foreigners see it.

Born in the IPA (Musa, Lisboa, Portugal) has been had oft, even at source. A 6.5% IPA, it is a darker gold and has a refreshing Citrus flavour, West Coast in style, but not extreme. Dr. Alasdair was drinking Paulaner Weizen (München, Bayern), his friends, the local Super Bock.

There was a degree of catching up, it is some two weeks since Marg and I were in Carnoustie. It was only then we realised that there was an overlap in our schedules. Cool dudes are in Porto in April.

The Five Doctors and Mags were fetched by an Uber, Steve was for calling it a night, then a G&T appeared. Still hoping for some more – real Bier – I suggested we walk up to Baobab with Alvares Taproom as a fallback. Baobab was open, staffed by Suzy alone, Alvares was shut. The lights were on at Baixada, but of course, the door was locked, despite the TV being still on and nobody at home.

The night cap was a Coconut Maple Imperial Stout – Coconuts (Lerwig, Norge) at 12.5%. This was everything it claimed to be. I showed Suzy the page I had already posted on Bier-Traveller, she was well pleased, and why not? One can tell that Baobab is going to become an institution in Porto.

No fireworks tonight, just the short walk downhill to São Bento. Tomorrow:

Lisboa – 2023 – Another Seven Days – April – May

The Brew Pubs, Taprooms and Bars visited:

Alvares Brewery Taproom   –  Rua do Almada 383, 4000-303 Porto

Baobab – Craft Beer Bar  –  Rua do Almada 377, 4000-303 Porto

A Fábrica da Picaria Cervejaria artisanal  –  Rua da Picaria 72, 4050-477 Porto

Cask Beer  –  Rua da Armenia 54, 4050-066 Porto

Letraria Porto  –  Rua da Alegria 101, 4000-042 Porto

Gulden Draak Bierhuis Porto – R. de José Falcão N. 82, 4050-315 Porto

Bonaparte Downtown – Praça Guilherme Gomes Fernandes 40, 4050-150 Porto

Beira Douro – Av. De Diogo Leite 242, 4430-999 Villa Nova de Gaia

A recommended restaurant

Lagostim – Praca D. Filips de Lencastre 200, 4050-260 Porto


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München-Andechs-Bamberg-Forchheim-Berlin + Bieres Sans Frontieres – 2022 A.G.M.

Bieres Sans Frontieres (B.S.F.), is an ad hoc group created by those who work at the so called – Foreign Bar – at British – CAMRA – organised beer festivals. Hector may only have worked once at that London’s GBBF in 2016, however, the right to be has been earned by working at the Paisley Beer Festival since the 1990s and subsequently – G-RAF – the Glasgow Real Ale Festival. No more acronyms.

When the late Jonathan Kemp announced that this year’s – B.S.F.-A.G.M. – was being held in Bamberg, Dr. Stan plus Lord Clive and Lady Maggie of Crawley, decided we had to be there. On our last trip to Bamberg in November 2022, we watched the relay of Jonathan’s funeral, he was meant to be on that trip, and this one…

Wednesday, March 29

Today Hector flew from Edinburgh to München, touching down at the same time that Dr. Stan was arriving at München Hauptbahnhof. Clive and Maggie had arrived on a red eye from Gatwick and were allowed to check in at their Ibis at 10.30. I suggested that as they had already purchased the M-5 Zone day ticket, they take advantage and go to Kloster Andechs. They decided we should all go tomorrow.

For Hector, the first thing after hotel check in at München is Curry at Indian Mango (Isartor). I had calculated a 19.00 rendezvous on the fear that the post Brexit passport checks would take up to an hour. However, a quick exit from the ‘plane saw the Hector clear immigration in a near instant. The only hold up being the – why are you here?

Bier, Urlaub – was the simple answer.

Now it gets difficult, the others had installed themselves at Augustiner Stammhaus and intended to make the original rendezvous. Hector was forty minutes ahead of schedule. It was suggested I join them, then we go to Isartor. Knowing the situation well, I bypassed Augustiner, and went for Fisch Chettinad. In the meantime, Dr. Stan and Clive had done the inevitable and succumbed to that which passes for food in Deutschland.

Around 19.30, Hector arrived at Augustiner, a Helles (5.2%) was quickly ordered. Dr, Stan has convinced me over the years that this is the better start, Edelstoff (5.6%) can wait. A ritual that actually began in Berlin at Augustiner am Gendarmenmarkt.

Always light and refreshing, it’s good to refamiliarise oneself with – Helles – a style ignored for a long time during Hector’s era of – nothing but Weizen.

Clive and Maggie were on the Edelstoff already, well for a while. Maggie thinks she can drink Bier, well she can, but not very much. Her logic is that spirits will not fill her up. With no Brandy to her choice, or anything else apparently, she opted for Vodka with Cola on the side, to mix.

Women do this, i.e. drink Vodka when they don’t actually like it. I know, I first poured this in a pub back in 1974.

Edelstoff, aka Paisley Pop, definitely has more of a kick, however, given that 6.0% plus has become the – Session abv – during/since Lockdown, this feels quite manageable. Any thoughts of an early departure were thwarted by Hector having to be sated by both the Helles then the Edelstoff.

 

 

 

At our time of departure, the Crawley Royalty were heading back to Dachauer Strasse, by tram, the Bad Boys headed round to Andechser am Dom.

Bad Boys? We have our ritual wind-up.

Es gibt ihren Spezial Hell Heute?

 

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As described on another post, one night we actually struck it lucky, Elke, the former manageress at the original venue, sold us some from a private party downstairs. Tonight we – settled – for the Bergbock Hell. At 6.9% much heftier than the Spezial Hell (5.8%). I’m actually surprised that the Bergbock Hell is their regular Bier on tap, one could do damage here.

Sense prevailed, back to the Bier that first got me into Andechs Bier – Weissbier Hell (5.5%). Another ritual is the artistic photography, no candles tonight, a strange illumination, the flowers are different.

Thursday, March 30

Yes, it has gone midnight, and we are still here. For the first time in my visits to the new premises, the upstairs was busy, perhaps this prolonged the service? I saw a semi-familiar face lead some suits upstairs.

That’s Sepp – Dr. Stan informed me.

Sepp, the owner of this franchise, had his photos adorn the walls of the previous premises. There is seemingly nobody that Sepp has not had his photo taken with, except Dr. Stan and Hector, until tonight. There are times one has to be Gallus. The manager – Alan (?) – led us outside, the portal has been retained from the original premises, it was here the deed was done.

As we returned to finish our Bier, so Brigitte, the manageress, was standing at our table with a 10l Fass of Spezial Hell.

I remember you!

We were informed that this is always available to purchase. We did manage 20l over two nights at Silvester in pre Covid days. One needs the mouths, and four on this trip is not enough, well 3.5.

And so back to the Hotel Royal, an oft visited lodging which has priced itself out of consideration in recent years. A few weeks ago, I spotted a single room at an affordable price. Fortunately I was able to cancel my booking across the river. Who now books accommodation that cannot be cancelled in these times?

Going to bed at 01.00 is the Hector norm, except tonight it wasn’t really. The clocks went forward three nights back, this afternoon, another hour. The result, no sleep for Hector. Street noise did not help, and the room was so hot the window had to be open.

Being part of – the wide awake club -, there was coffee and yoghurt around 09.00.

One egg was – un oeuf.

Still no sleep thereafter.

I met Clive and Maggie at noon for Curry, except they appeared to have forgotten the arrangement. Coffee and a bag of food had been bought for the journey to Kloster Andechs,

Lamm Chettinad at Indian Mango first.

Dr. Stan was waiting at Hauptbahnhof, or what remains of it, for the train to Tutzing. This connects with a bus to Andechs, today, it didn’t. Having crawled along the west side of Stanberger See, our train was well late. Maybe it’s safer to take the S Bahn on the outward journey to Herrsching.

We had an unplanned fifty minutes in the coffee shop opposite Tutzing Bahnhof. Sheltering from the rain became the priority. How long can one make a Coffee last?

Spezial Hell (5.8%) at last, and at such a wonderful price, €4.00 for a half felt like a bargain when compared to what pays for Craft Beer. Once enough Curry had been digested, Apfel Strudel was ordered, we have our rituals.

Doppelbock Dunkel (7.1%) has a definite sweetness, but well, why not?

The far room, where we usually sit, was quiet for most of the afternoon. The main room was always buzzing. Nobody outside, because of the rain, but it did clear early evening. No merchandise on sale, Tegernsee could teach Kloster Andechs so much.

 

 

With closing time looming, it was back on the bus to Tutzing which does arrive early enough to guarantee the train back to München. And there are toilets on the train, which the S Bahn does not have.

Where next? – asked Clive.

Dr. Stan used to hate the Hofbräuhaus, yesterday, he admitted that he now quite enjoys it. Since – pop – music was ditched in favour of Bayerische Classics, the atmosphere has changed dramatically. The smoking ban also helped.

€10.40 for a litre of Helles, city centre prices. The Hofbräuhaus finally serve half litres which traditionally they refused to do. I was the only one having the litre, though Dr. Stan soon regretted not doing so, he caught up.

Tonight’s band had a dominant horn player, I prefer the smooth blend the various instrument make in harmony. I wonder how Rheinhold Frank is? 1976, the first year I set foot in the Hofbräuhaus, a lifetime ago. I always preferred the Löwenbräu at the Mathäser, and the dimensions of the other Bierhalle.

Another early night, no sleep at all.

Friday, March 31

With buses running from Nürnberg to Bamberg, there was no point investing in an ICE, a Bayern Ticket would suffice. In the coming days, a €49 ticket is being introduced which lasts a month and is valid on all transport across the nation, except of course EC/IC/ICE. Any five day trip to Deutschland should surely make this ticket worthwhile. The experimental €9.00 month-long ticket last summer was wonderful, but not sustainable.

Arriving first at the Hauptbahnhof, the first person I met was Doug. He had been travelling with another group and was now headed to Bamberg using an Inter Rail ticket which is valid on IC trains. This was almost the case in the 1970s, Zuschlag – . an early word I learned in Deutsch.

A fleet of buses was waiting on the west side of Nurnberg Hbf to take us to Bamberg etc. Hector caught up with some blogging, the Doris behind me spoke non-stop for one hour. Hell is other people – a famous philosopher once said.

Having checked in at the Ibis Altstadt, it was time to head out. Spezial is always where we start. In fact such rituals are why I feel I do not have to Blog every trip. Lagerbier (4.7%) is a gentle wake up to the palate for what follows at Schlenkerla. Light and Smokey, but not intensely so, always more-ish, yet we rarely stay past the litre.

Graham and Sarah walked in and recognised me from previous B.S.F. encounters. They had little choice but to sit with me, one feature of Spezial and Keesmann is that tables are often reserved. Sometimes, one simply does not get in. Maybe one has to accept that more planning is becoming required to guarantee access. Online apps?

Clive and Maggie had not shown, the latter – indisposed. We crossed the road to Fässla, Doug was there with John, a first encounter. Lagerbier (5.5%) was ordered, no smokiness here, just a simple Helles. Food was ordered, Wiener Schnitzel, which I shall claim as being Austrian. Unfortunately, because I was not forceful enough, I ended up with Pommes. Real chips I can handle occasionally, and only if smothered in mayonnaise.

Clive and Maggie eventually showed and after a Bier it was declared time for our group of six to move west along the same street to Bräuerei Landwinkl. First visited in November last year, Landwinkl was immediately declared the best of the new brewhouses which have appeared in Bamberg in recent years. Packed last time, this time we had a choice of tables and so located ourselves at the first table on entry.

The friendly chap from November was not on duty, tonight, an equally accommodating Doris. For Hector, the A Rauchigs, a 5.4% smoked Bier which I put flavour-wise, between Spezial’s – Lagerbier and Schlenkerla’s – Märzen. This means it is certainly a worthy Bier. Others had the A Hells and A Brauns, next time maybe, always leave something new to try.

Maggie, who somehow was Biered-out already, sent Clive up to the bar to negotiate a Brandy and Cola. He returned with a half litre glass of JD and Cola, the Bourbon being just under half of the volume. At the time of paying, Clive was very happy with what he had ben charged for Maggie’s cocktail. With the Bier being charged at €3.70 per half litre, Bamberg remains a happy hunting ground.

It was time to move to Schlenkerla else there would be little point. Google Maps showed a bus back to the ZOB, technically halfway. Clive and Maggie were calling it a night, the ZOB is minutes from the Ibis Altstadt, and a Kebap Shop. With their accommodation nearer the station, there was little point Doug and John joining us. The München Four stood at the bus stop for some ten minutes, nay bus. So not only in Glasgow do buses not show as per timetable.

Dr. Stan and Hector crossed the Main-Donau Kanal via the Löwenbrücke bridge which lies to the west of the town centre and managed to reach Am Krannen ahead of schedule. The Rathaus built on the Obere Brücke is the picture postcard Bamberg scene. Who still sends postcards? As with the München Rathaus, Bamberg’s was not illuminated, all to do with saving energy whilst the needless conflict in Ukraine continues.  With reference to Valkyrie, part of an historical conflict,  the once vandalised Staufenberg memorial has been replaced.

We were given the small table up the stairs to the right, a bit of a squeeze, at least we were in. A 23.30 official closing was anticipated, we got some Märzen in. At a mere 5.1%, the Märzen is much lighter (sic) than the 6.5% Urbock. Maybe not as smooth, but still as smokey. An acquired taste, and for those of us who enjoy it, a fine way to end the evening.

Hector was last to leave the building, and not for the first time.

Saturday, April 1

Today was the day of the A.G.M., I have previously attended parts of the ones held in Sheffield and Barcelona. 12.30 at Brauhaus Zum Sternla, another of the three new venues to have appeared in Bamberg in recent years. 12.30, too early for Bier as far as Hector was concerned. Arriving punctually, I was shown to the back room which notionally had been reserved for our group of twenty four. Except, there would be more non – B.S.F. – people in the room, families, weans, who organised this?

Having made one visit to Sternla in April last year, Hector was in no rush to return. Then we were forced to sit out in the cold and damp entry room with a crowd of louts. The main room had – reserved – tables, for whom and when? Whatever, they were not for letting us sit there. The Bier did not impress, another reason for having lemonade today. So last year they could protect those seats, not today.

Kerr did his best to chair the meeting, Jim, in his absence, was given special duties. Jim too was missed on this trip, he would no doubt have driven over with Jonathan to collect Bier from the Hinterland. Those days have sadly gone. There was a toast to Jonathan.

Maggie was having a day off, a pity because she has not met The Berlin Ladies. Yes, Bruna, Bianca and Marina had travelled down for the day with Colin the – associate – of Bräugier (Berlin). The rendezvous was Klosterbräu which the Hector has not visited in ten years, basically, not a fan of their Bier either. However, today was the start of a two day Rauchbier-fest.

The majority of the B.S.F. chaps and chapattis would end up at Klosterbräu, along with half of the population of Bamberg, so it felt. There were no tables available in the main room, we took our Bier from the hatch in the entrance hallway which fortunately now has glass insulation. Not so warm in Deutschland this April, yet.

The 5.4% Rauchbier proved to be suitably palatable. There was a sense of Hops coming through the smokiness, – almost as smokey as Schlenkerla – was noted.

The Berlin Four joined us at the Stehplatz, introductions were made. Derek, founder of Kelburn Brewery, Ian, the stalwart of Ayrshire CAMRA, and Colin #2, my – boss – at G-RAF and Paisley. Bruna knew the main waiter in Klosterbräu and used her influence to get a table. In time we were all seated, but then Kerr, Derek et al disappeared, glasses in hand, to where?

The first comfort break revealed all. Klosterbräu now have an additional room, and a vast one at that. A former lagering room has been turned into a – Bier Keller – in the British misuse of that term. Why this was not made available earlier remains a mystery.

Colin #2 sat with us, Sam too and Sarah, his mother, briefly. The Rauchbier was going down well, this was easily the best afternoon I’ve ever had at Klosterbräu.

The Berliners sought food, Hector was so close to Schlenkerla going anywhere seemed silly, however, we were summoned to a restaurant by the other B.S.F. Members.

Clive, Dr. Stan and Hector went in one direction, the Berliners another. Colin #2 led us up the hill to Stöhrenkeller which serves Thai food at weekends. Up the hill, something I try to avoid in Bamberg hence the limited visits to Greifenklau.

All seats in the room were taken, a waitress advised us that our friends would be departing soon, the next bookings were due We had a Bier in the hallway, in time all would pass us en route to the facilities.

Kellerbier 5.2% (Gänstaller Braumanufaktur, Deutschland), yellow, with a slight haze. The customary – Kellerbier shock – was not present, the palate immediately adjusted, with an appropriate body, a decent Bier.

Downhill to Schlenkerla, the others mentioned – Pelikan – Dr. Stan, Clive and Hector stuck to our guns.  Evidenty, the majority followed.

Sat in the room to the right, Dr. Stan admitted that he did not like the main room to the left as one enters. We have rarely sat there, now I know why, it has only taken twenty five years. In time, The Berlin Four joined us, more Märzen.

Our waitress said she remembered me from previous visits, she took the – selfie – Hector cannot abide them. We were well looked after.

At closing time, Hector was definitely in the zone, more Bier. Walking westwards to Das Pelikan, last visited in 2015, I passed previous late night haunts, they were busy. Das Pelikan was remarkably quiet.

We were indeed the last men standing, and a new Bier was had.

Mönschambacher Export 5.2% (Brauerei Zehnder, Burgerach, Bayern) was a gold, full bodied Helles. After a day on Rauchbier, easy drinking.

 

 

 

 

 

I managed not to buy a Kebap on the way home.

Sunday, April 2

There was talk yesterday of an organised tour of nearby Breweries. I know not who was doing the – organising – in the end, it was not to be. With Keesmann closed on a Sunday, there was no point heading to Wunderburg. Hector always had Forchheim in mind, this idea appeared to trickle through the B.S.F. party.

Before Bier, there had to be Bunkers. If there was going to be a Curry in Bamberg, today was the day. The history of Curry in this town is complex. Mainstream, at best, is all one can hope for. The account of the visit to Ganesha Tandoori is written.

On previous outings from Bamberg there has always been a local group ticket for the train. The ticket machine was not giving this. Return tickets are not a feature of European travel, the UK is soon to abandon them. The queue at the ticket office, staffed by two, would mean missing the train. Individual tickets were purchased from the machine by Dr. Stan, Clive and Maggie, Hector used the DB app and saved a few Pfennigs. Yes, Maggie was back out to play.

Being unable to walk at a snail’s pace, the Hector strode off on arrival at Forchheim, there was a market outside the Rathaus and consequently in front of the two remaining brewery taps on this stretch. Hebendanz first, Colin #2, Graham and Sarah were in situ, others had just departed for the Kellers.

Märzen at 5.2% comes from a bottle, I was led to believe that this Bier is available in March and October, a dual Festbier. Yellow-gold in colour, apart from the slight sweetness, this was a fine Helles style Bier.

Clive ordered this when he arrived, Maggie and Dr. Stan took the Export Hell, 5.0%. This was Bier #2 for Hector. There was no sense of sweetness here, maybe the better choice.

The Stammtisch was loud, exceptionally so. A mixed group, the level of hilarity mid afternoon suggesting a good session. One chap did the translating, the old chap serving appeared not to understand our pronunciation of – anything. In time, the duty Doris took over, better service.

The München Four headed next door to Neder, the remaining three to Kellerwald. The serving Doris at Neder sent me through to the back, the main door was out of action. Initially I thought she meant the room was full and we would have to be served outside at the rear, fortunately not. Half of a large table adjacent to the serving area was secured. A young group of chaps asked permission to occupy the remainder.

Kellerbier at 4.9% is presumably what we had. Having drunk this since 1997, a well established experience, especially on Annafest visits. Annafest, it has ben a while, however, the Bamberg area in summer can be hectic. Somehow, Maggie was Biered-out already. Something with Cola was acquired, but not Asbach Brandy, that she cannot abide, unless…

Facing the barrels, I saw the serving chap half fill a two litre boot with Bier. He then poured in the equivalent of a quarter bottle of Asbach. To that a Cherry Liqueur., then more Bier to fill the glass. Where was this monstrosity headed?

The chaps beside us had ordered this creation. I asked permission to take a photo, granted, but on one condition. At least in this post Covid era, it was The München Four who got to drink first from the boot.

Gaosmoas! – not too shabby, the Kirsche dominated, a pleasant fruity sweetness. One sip was enough. In fact they asked if we were actually drinking and not adding to the glass. Whatever triggered the ordering of this – cocktail – it was quickly consumed and the chaps moved on, as did we.

Hirschaid next and Braueri Kraus. At Forchheim Bahnhof we met up with the Keller chaps including Jason, a Bamberg resident. Doug decided to join us once more. A few minutes later we alighted at Hirschaid, the station us still under renovation, so a longer walk to Kraus.

We were invited to sit to the left, not on the main drinking room to the right. Usually we stop off here in November for the Bock, today, the Helles at 4.7% would suffice, though Dr. Stan had something seasonal, perhaps to his sorrow. The Helles was – harmless.

Dinner time for Dr. Stan, Soup only for Hector, a token gesture. Kebap later, vielleicht.

I don’t know if the lady Host remembered us from November, her Deutsch was relentless, confirmation that Hector’s is evaporating. In Berlin spricht man Englisch.

I approached the other serving lady, translation in hand, to arrange a taxi back to Bamberg, and straight to Schlenkerla. That worked. For the reason described previously, Doug took the train.

At Schlenkerla, the room on the right, more Märzen, same serving Doris. Hunger declared, I advised Maggie as to which Meat & Cheese Platter to order. Advice ignored, what she got was not what she wanted, but was what she asked for. So it goes.

Being our third night, the staff knew we would depart, but not until the end. In the otherwise empty room, their last hour was relaxing, many people have work on a Monday.

An early night for Hector and there was a Kebap.

Monday, April 3

The morning was spent composing suitable words for Curry-Heute. Food of another type was had for lunch, the fifth day and the avoidance of Deutsche Essen continues.

Today’s rendezvous was – Mahrs at 15.00. For the first time in this trip, blue skies, but even lower temperatures, spring this was not. There was the opperchancity to take the classic photos of the Rathaus over the Regnitz.

As I approached Wunderburg I overtook Clive and Maggie:

You’ll never be at Mahrs for opening time walking at that pace.

They weren’t, Hector was first in and took the same seat at the same table that has been occupied for many a visit.

Your’e sitting alone, in the dark? – the Doris remarked in Deutsch.

I assured her I had three friends coming – sofort.  She switched on the lights.

In all previous occupancies of this seat I have ordered – A-U – Jonathan and Dr. Stan among others had convinced me that his was – the Bier – to have. Today, I ordered the Helles. At 4.9%, yellow, clear and sharp, but probably from a keg. This was decidedly more-ish, as Dr. Stan confirmed when he eschewed the Ungespundet. He too thinks – A-U – has had its day.

The room filled, by 18.00 it was time for us to think about crossing the road. I did a recce to Keesmann, all tables booked. Clive repeated my action, same conclusion. Undeterred , the four of us hopped across the street. Frau Keesmann recognised us, tried to fit us in, three yes, four not possible. And so to Spezial.

Arriving first, I thought I had a table, but misread my own watch. It is an annoying feature of certain venues that they accept bookings and block off virtually the entire room. At Augustiner am Gendarmenmarkt (Berlin) I now have the app to book in advance, research needed for Bamberg.

Fässla was open, but again all tables occupied/reserved. We squeezed on to the table in the lobby. More Lagerbier.

It became apparent that we had an adjacent inebriate the management were trying to evict. He could hardly speak, never mind walk, however, from somewhere his English became fluent. Many apologies, he departed, but still tried to get back in.

To my left sat a couple from USA, Andrew and Natalie. They met in Bamberg some years back on their tours of duty. With both Clive and Maggie having offspring who have served, the conversation blossomed, such that when I declared it time to move to Schlenkerla, they caught up with us there.

A pleasant end to the four days in Bamberg. Somehow, today we did not encounter any of the remaining B.S.F. crowd.

Tuesday, April 4

Dr. Stan headed west to Brussel via Köln. Clive and Maggie went south to München Flughafen, Hector headed north,  Berlin calling. A timeous ICE had me at Berlin Hbf in time for the 15.00 at Ibis Mitte check-in, from there, the U Bahn to Osloer Strasse. In November 2022, Hector finally located the Punjabi Cuisine only previously dreamt of in Berlin. Today was Visit #4 to Punjabi Zaiqa.

Having arranged to meet Colin at  Bräugier for 20.00, I had time for a quick half at Protokoll. Michel was not on duty, his lady colleague duly looked after me. A quick look at the board, there was a NEIPA which shouted loud and clear

Icons of Summer, 6.6%, my first Craft Beer of the trip, and the first with US Hops. There was an instant – Wow! The Hops I have yet to identify, the fruitiness, a sheer tropical delight, was in the face. This was a stunning Bier, so good, I had another.

My usual Berlin model is Bräugier one night, Protokoll the next, to tear oneself away was difficult. Why did I not book my flight back a day later? I cannot believe what I paid for tomorrow’s flight to Edinburgh, pre budget airline prices, maybe sense prevailed. There’s a holiday weekend approaching.

You’re early – was Colin’s greeting. We sat at the corner of the bar, Colin remains puzzled that the Berliners do not do this, always a table. That is how they are traditionally served.

The board showed three Hazy IPAs, Wrath of ? – I first had almost a year ago to the day. At 6.5%, described, by me, as Goddam-Zilla’s little brother, there is no further accolade required. And this was after Icons of Summer.

At the weekend, Colin predicted I should like Artificial Stupidity, a new release. At 6.6% the perfect abv. However, there was initially a shocking aftertaste which soon subsided. With five Hops, this was a complex Bier, Mosaic was in there, so all was well. I could have been happy with this but decided to try another newbie.

HopGPT at a mere 6.0% had a great hop balance. This was easy drinking, smooth on the palate, safe even. I went – large – then stuck with this for the rest of the evening.

Bruna arrived after a work related event. Glasgow, Bamberg, Berlin all within a two week period. Ironically, when Bruna and Colin visit Scotland later in the year, Hector will most likely be away!

Marg, Hector, Colin and Bruna do have something special planned for August!

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